Metal Reviews

the whole population annoys me but when girls do it it hurts more because i want to stick my peen in their vivi

Cara's so emo

(...just kidding...)

why did they take your money?

and Stefan is on messenger wtf? that guy must've blocked me! bah.

Am I being paranoid?

This afternoon I was sitting in my study working away when I heard my dogs barking like crazy out in the front yard. I look out and I see some kid riding a billycart down the road past my house and making "woofing" noises at my dogs to stir them up. So I go out there to tell him to fuck off (or open the front gate), when his father or something walks down the street after him. He's this piece of shit white trash about forty years old with no shirt or shoes, grey manky hair, jeans cut off at the knee to make shorts, and smoking a rolly. He says some shit like, "Nice dogs. Is one of them a boy?" I replied in a polite yet curt way, "Yes." He asks how old they are and I tell him. Then he says, "Yeah, I got a girl shepherd but she's just out of season." "Uh-huh." So I take my dogs by the collars and lead them out the back of the house, but I hear him say to his shit kid, "Beautiful dog, that." "Sure is" says the turd kid.

I didn't think much more of this, until my wife jokingly said, "Maybe they'll steal Rex." Now I'm really really worried they might. This guy was fucking dodgy and looked like the type to do that sort of shit. Tomorrow I'm going to go and buy some dummy cctv cameras to put outside my house, plus a sign that warns of 24 hour video surveilance.

I don't know your dog but won't he go barking like crazy when someone takes him?

Awesome.

aahaha.
ahaha
irony.

I'm feeling pretty relieved as my friend had to have an operation last night, but he seems to be doing OK

Wow I was so annoyed when I wrote that...

Anyway they took it in tax, so not really "illegitimately", haha. The situation is complicated but basically I have paid more than I actually owe in tax, and now they won't let me claim it back.

Do they at least count it towards next years?

pretty good now my hangover is gone. i had this bachelor weekend because my brother is getting married. damn, i was the youngest there, since most of them are graduated, working, have a family etc.
the cantus was crazy, i drank: 13 cans of Jupiler(beer, 33cl) 4 Duvels(heavier and better beer, 33cl) a bottle of red wine, 4 glasses of champagne and 4 daltons of whisky.
this ofcourse resulted in me throwing up like mad, since i got the great idea to jump on a trampoline after we were done singing and drinking.

Had a fantastic night last night, 12 pages into my paper on Roman constitutional and criminal law in the Republic and about 3-5 left to go, boo ya.

Well, it's an ongoing saga. I talked to them on the phone today and they said they hadn't received the relevant forms from my last job. So now I'm more annoyed at my last job than the tax guys

Haha I know the feeling, drinking way to many tequila was my last time. Since that day I haven't touched a bottle of that poison haha

Dont give up on the tequila. I am taking a forced break from it right now as well, but when it comes down to it, nothing guarantees a good night out like a big bottle of tequila.

Almost had a motorcyle accident on the highway. For some reason the car in front of me starting to brake really hard. I thought I was going to crash but I just made it. But while I could brake on time, another biker couldn't. I heard a loud scraping sound and when I looked over my right shoulder I saw him and the bike lying on the ground

I'm tired as shit and all out of amyl nitrite, so I'm running on pure Nine Inch Nails.

Sadistic teachers. 'Ooh, you must write a 15-page original script in this program that's about as intuitive as multivariable calculus by wednesday!' God forgive me, I wish plagues of frogs on your homes.

I wrote a gruesome 11 page Macbeth essay in class. Oh dear. I have "Demand Essitus" [or so I call it] in my hand.

And I just wrote an independent essay on Alice in Wonderland.

My brain is sleepyyyy.

Pissed off. I set this whole day aside in order to buy clothes for my upcoming prac, some essential stationery items, and do two assignments. Now I gotta go into the fucking city (which I hate beyond belief) and wait in line for four fucking hours for free tickets to a secret Powderfinger concert because my wife is practically a groupie of the band. FUCK!

For no reason today I calculated the amount of girls i had actually asked out in my entire life. The list stood at 6. 6 fantastic failures.

So now im sitting here pretending like im really comtemplating suicide this time. Yeah right.