It's Official: METALLICA Is A Girl! (#1685)

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:09 am

Poor girl. She's gonna be mocked like fuck, especially from the Megadeth fans. Haha. Lawsuit coming Sweden's way. Or maybe they'll have the kid's picture on the cover of their new album.

heatseeker · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:53 am

noodles wrote:

I'm totally naming my kid Anal Cunt!!

Noodles said something funny...

Anyways, it's so stupid when people name their kids retarded shit like this. Don't they know that their kid will be mocked endlessly for it?

Emmerder · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:31 am

I'm going to laugh and laugh if ever I discover some years from now that the child in question doesn't like the band Metallica.

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:41 am

heatseeker wrote:

noodles wrote:

I'm totally naming my kid Anal Cunt!!

Noodles said something funny...

Anyways, it's so stupid when people name their kids retarded shit like this. Don't they know that their kid will be mocked endlessly for it?

People do stupid things sometimes. You just wonder what was going on in their heads. And wtf?! They named their kid with a name that's a mix of their parents names? Couldn't they think of something better?

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:36 pm

following the reaper wrote:

Now they need to have another kid and call it Megadeth!!

Nah. That would enforce too much sibling rivalry between the two kids.

Another example of kids being named after bands and band musicians: That Heavy Metal "Partridge Family" (Eternal Combustion, for those who remember the hilarious review here on Metalreviews) named their boy Tipton (you know where the name comes from), and their girl Sara (from the Terminator movies). Lucky for Tipton, Judas Priest probably isn't particularly well known amongst people under 20.

DeathScream\m/ · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:02 pm

This girl's going to grow up, become a roadie whore, and then some band is going to have the distinction of officially saying that they "fucked Metallica."

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:25 pm

DeathScream\m/ wrote:

This girl's going to grow up, become a roadie whore, and then some band is going to have the distinction of officially saying that they "fucked Metallica."

Lol, I bet Mustaine would be interested.

witteijsbeer · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:34 pm

DeathScream\m/ wrote:

This girl's going to grow up, become a roadie whore, and then some band is going to have the distinction of officially saying that they "fucked Metallica."

Waha
Or, I got sucked by Metallica :lol:

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:33 am

I analed metallica.

jack@metalreviews · **Joined:** Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:25 pm **Posts:** 36

you think maybe Paris is a more suitable name ?

it's not the most ridiculous name I have hear so far...

I wanted to name my daughter Tristania but my wife didn't even consider it :lol:

then I suggested Eowyn but neither did she consider it also :huh:

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:25 pm

It would be a dream for most guys to stick their dick up Metallica's ass(18 years to go)

:lol:

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:07 am

Emmerder wrote:

I'm going to laugh and laugh if ever I discover some years from now that the child in question doesn't like the band Metallica.

Start laughing.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:22 am

Emmerder wrote:

I'm going to laugh and laugh if ever I discover some years from now that the child in question doesn't like the band Metallica.

Only if she listens to St Anger!!!!!!!

Anonymous · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:52 pm

MetalStorm wrote:

(18 years to go)

Or 14, for me.

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:20 am

Slayer Of Kings wrote:

MetalStorm wrote:

(18 years to go)

Or 14, for me.

You fuckin paedophile!!!

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