Metal Reviews

Very annoyed. Just as I was getting ready to leave for work this afternoon my missus comes home holding this feral, mangy terrier dog that stank and actually had a log of shit hanging out of its arse. She says that she nearly ran over it and that we should do something to find the owner. It had no collar or tags. So we gave the piece of shit a bath and she took it to a vet so they could find the owner. All well and good.

So anyway I'm at work and I get a phone call from the wife saying that the vet wanted to take the dog to the pound, and that it looked scared. So she brought the motherfucking manky lump of crap back here. FUCK! Now the heap of crusty jizz is in the garage. The wife is leaving for a wedding tomorrow and I have to be at work all day. The following day I am having guests over and the day after that is when uni starts. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing? One way or another it will be out of my fucking house tomorrow. It disgusts me to the point that I want to stomp on its skull. I'll probably just dump the fucker back where she found it. Grrrrrrrrrr. I don't need this right now.

Women, Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

I'm alternately consumed by rage at the utter ridiculousness of my school, and very happy with the way my art has been going in my independent study this semester.

Yeah...did you all know that the word "vagina" is homophobic? I didn't. Learn something new every day.

Also, Frigid, go listen to "Sworn In The Metal Wind" by Lost Horizon. Best song ever for when a member of the opposite sex has fucked you over.

you can take some under your wing, but she must... kiss the ring!

Even more than "Brown-eye rimmin' knob jockey"?

So this morning I was laying down the plastic sheeting to brain the dog on, when the phone rings and some bloke says, "I hear you might have my dog." I say sure, come get it - but feeling a little disappointed because I didn't get to send it back to Mictlan. But to my delight the bloke comes over with his daughter who was like, cooooor! So they took the fucking thing away, but I still haven't dared look in my garage where it was being held overnight. Probably a mountain of turd in there waiting for me.

And speaking of dog problems caused by spouses, my wife left the back door open today and my dogs got into my bar and trashed it. AAAARRRRGH! So I was down there vacuuming at after midnight because I got peeps coming over tomorrow to eat pizza and play guitars. That reminds me, I better go clean the giant skidmark off my toilet bowl.

I feel great, I went for a really long run this morning. I haven't went running since before we had snow. I had to whip out the long johns and spandex.

Biology oral exam monday!!

I am FUCKEDDDDDDD! YEAAAAAAAA

niceeee[/South park mode]

Trying to decide between Philosophy, Creative Writing, History, and English for what to take in College. Or maybe I should just go with what I'm good at and take Math/Physics >.<

if you're good at that (math/physics) even better. at least here those other courses you mentioned end up in unemployment/unrelated jobs for most people.

AHHH!HH!!!H!H!!!!

I FUCKING HATE WOMEN AND THEIR DAMN MOODSWINGS!!

Ugh I feel like shit and I'm at work.

Must resist urge to throw up.

One hundred fucking words.

In three fucking hours, I have written one hundred words for this essay. Fuckity fuck fuck.

i know how you feel, i need to write an 'original essay with a brand new twist' about freaking Augustus i mean, what is there more to be said, that hasn't already. Oh well, if i don't fuck this up, i might get a scolarship for studying History/Archeology (Indiana Jones indeed!!)

Note to self: spandex suits work as taboggans, but it's really really really really really really cold.

Umm... an original twist? Maybe if you argued that Augustus did actually restore Republican government... Ya, but besides that, you're pretty fucked. At least its a very interesting topic (how I love my Augustus and Roman history), minus the interesting twist part. How long does it have to be?

Snowpants work well too, and are toasty warm.

I feel so fucking nervous.

yeah, i was thinking to give more attention to his personal life and how that affected some of his actions or his thinking. I could always give some more info on the banishments of people 'who disturbed the peace', like Ovidius. but anyways, i got to have 25 pages by the first week of april.