Metal Reviews

There’s a problem with the girls here on earth
They stopped acting dizzy wearing miniskirts
Seems like everything wild is in distaste
Gotta get my band off in outer, outerspace

I want a place that wants arena rock
Along with the girls who wanna suck my...
Take out music up and fry some brains
Teach a dimension how to go, go insane

It can’t come too soon
Someone always has to break the rules
Like a rock n roll cartoon
1st band on the moon
Now it won’t be too long
Until we get to sing our songs
Even if we’re outta tune
1st band on the moon

Everybody watchin on their tv sets
Came out of the shuttle dancin penthouse pets
And someone grabs a mic and really lets it spit
But the band is so loud
We blow the transmit

(chorus)

That’s one small step for man
One giant leap backwards for mankind

Limp Bizkit - Hot Dog
ladies and gentlemen introducing the chocolate starfish,
and the hot dog-flavored water,
bring it on,
get the fuck up,
yeah
check one, two,
listen up listen up here we go (here we go)

it’s a fucked up world
a fucked up place
everybody’s judged by their fucked up face
fucked up dreams, fucked up life
a fucked up kid with a fucked up knife
fucked up moms, and fucked up dads
a fucked up cop with a fucked up badge
fucked up job, with a fucked up pay
and a fucked up boss, It's a fucked up day
fucked up press and fucked up lies
while lethal’s in the back with fucked up eyes

hey, its on
everybody knows its on
hey, its on
everybody knows its on

ain’t it a shame that you can’t say fuck
fuck’s just a word and it’s all fucked up
like a fucked up punk with a fucked up mouth
a nine-inch nail get knocked the fuck out
fucked up AIDS FROM fucked up sex
fake-assed titties on a fucked up chest
we’re all fucked up so, whatcha wanna do?
with fucked up me, and fucked up you

you wanna fuck me like an animal
you LIKE to burn me on the inside
you like to think i’m a perfect drug
just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me

ain’t life a bitch a fucked up BITCH
a fucked up SOUL with a fucked up stitch
a fucked up head is a fucked up shame
swingin’ on my nuts it’s a fucked up game
jealously THRILLS up a fucked up mind
it’s real fucked up like a fucked up crime
if i say fuck two more times, that’s 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme

hey, its on
everybody knows its on
hey, its on
everybody knows its on

you wanna fuck me like an animal
you LIKE to burn me on the inside
you like to think that i’m a perfect drug
just know that nothing you do, will bring you closer to me

you, can’t, bring, me, down,
i, don’t, think, so, (i know so)
you better check yourself,
before you wreck yourself

kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish, punk
kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish

you wanna to fuck me like an animal
you LIKE to burn me on the inside
you like to think i’m a perfect drug
just know that nothing you do, will bring you closer to me

I don't think the manowar lyrics are that stupid

I think one of the most stupid lyrics are from piledriver
piledriver - metal inquisition

We're the metal inquisition, we've come to search you out
Once you to see things our way, you won't have any doubt
You better wear some leather, you better wear some chains
Don't try to resist us, it'll only bring you pain
We'll hunt you down like animals, we're going to have a chase
We'll beat you till you're senseless, we'll never leave a trace
We'll round you up for trial, we'll bust you on the spot
We'll treat you all like criminals, you'll be a sorry lot
And if you're not a metal head you might as well be dead
We're the metal inquisition... We sentence you to death... by guillotine!
We'll take you to our leaders, we'll take you to our court
Arrest you in the name of hell and play a deadly sport
And if we find you guilty, your punishment is death
You better look the other way, you'd better hold your breath
So if you're in a disco or in a country bar
You better get the hell out, we know who you are
You better get some metal and play it really loud
You have the chance to join us, the mighty and the proud
But if we catch you punking, you know the penalty
We'll come down with a vengeance, we'll never set you free
We're the metal inquisition, we're not too hard to find
Don't get any closer, we might just blow your mind
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Now that is one great song.