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Radagast
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Annihilator - Dr Psycho
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I'm drifting off into nothingness,
So terrified of what will be
Tomorrow is the day, I can't back out
But I'm scared of what will happen to me
They say a simple procedure
It's supposed to be all so routine
But what if the doctor was evil and very, very mean

Just call me doctor, just call me pain
I'll show you horror that you've never gonna see again
Pass me the scalpel, pass me the knife
You don't need no medicine cause I'm gonna take your life

Please wake me out of this nightmare,
I've got to get out of this dream
A victim of the Dr. Psycho,
Like nothing that you've ever seen

As I begin to cut you, screaming out in fear
There's no one to help you, no one's gonna hear
This ancient operation, extracting part of the brain
There's no way to turn it back
You're never gonna be the same

Thought I'd be in a cosmetic bliss
Now I smell the stench of my own piss
All I wanted was to look real good
Just one more chance, I'll leave it like I should

I am the doctor and I'll kill your pain
This is my specialty, extracting part of the brain


lol k waters
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@ Jeff Waters: HAHAHAHA!!!
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Primal Fear - Fear

Chorus:

Living in a battle
Dogs of war
Living in a battle
You have to fight, no more
Living in a battle
Have you heard
Living in a Battle
Fear is a four-letter word

Argh. Too bad this is one of my favorite Primal Fear songs, I cringe every time I hear that one particular line.
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The_Voice wrote:
@ Jeff Waters: HAHAHAHA!!!


I used to know Jeff, and he's a great guy as well as a great guitarist, but we could honestly post 20 Annihilator songs here easily. Due to past association, I felt it would be wrong to do so myself, but I knew something would be posted here eventually :lol:
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derncare wrote:
The_Voice wrote:
@ Jeff Waters: HAHAHAHA!!!


I used to know Jeff, and he's a great guy as well as a great guitarist, but we could honestly post 20 Annihilator songs here easily. Due to past association, I felt it would be wrong to do so myself, but I knew something would be posted here eventually :lol:


The guy is obviously skilled, but that line was just hilarious.
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BTW if you are under 18 or into God maybe don't read this. If not appropriate for this site you all can remove this post.

I find them hilarious because I can just see these guys sitting around all grim and serious writing this stuff. lol

Typhus who is a great BM band have freaking horrid lyrics and so does Ackron Infaustus, some samples below:

Perverse Angelic Masturbation Ejaculation

God’s angels fall from grace
Unholy lustful desires
Temptation of human sin
To powerful to resist
Angels perform fellatio
Mortal pleasures of the flesh
Draining the cum from sinful cocks
Perverse angelic masturbation ejaculation


2. Coprophagic Communion Upon The Holy Alter

Coprophagic communion upon the holy alter
Swallow the mixture of semen and shit
Blood and urine in absolute perversion
We writhe in sin
We blaspheme your alter as we fuck
Smearing shit all over our bodies
To symbolize your imperfection
In praise of Satan


3. Anal Rape Of The Virgin Mary

Behold thee unclean spirit
Conjured with only one purpose
I rape your symbol of purity
To leave cold black cum upon her pale skin
Anal rape of the Virgin Mary
Fucking whore she begs for it
I fuck your symbol of sterility
To leave cold black cum upon her pale skin


4. Typhus Shits In The Mouth Of Christ

Behold your crucifix what does it symbolize?
Pallid incompetence hanging from a tree
Weakling Jew beaten destroyed
And proven to be mortal
Two thousand years and no return
Fucking lies!
Holy myths will be lost within the sands of time…
Typhus shits in the mouth of Christ

Don't let the lyrics throw you off though if you want some nasty excellant stuff def check them out.

Here are some AI:

The black rites can begin, all you seven are here
Seven cunts, seven mouths, blood and cum offerings
Dead bodies, maid beauties, all are sacrificed for thee
Lord Satan, infamous, give me the joy of your demon whores

Death Hate Murder Blood Cum Evil
Death Hate Satan Kill God And His Christ


and the greatest chorus of all time:

One by one, the blasphemy starts
Once the son of god
Now the whore of fucking hell!

666
Cum on the lord
666
Anally confirmed
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The_Voice wrote:
derncare wrote:
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@ Jeff Waters: HAHAHAHA!!!


I used to know Jeff, and he's a great guy as well as a great guitarist, but we could honestly post 20 Annihilator songs here easily. Due to past association, I felt it would be wrong to do so myself, but I knew something would be posted here eventually :lol:


The guy is obviously skilled, but that line was just hilarious.


What part is hilarious. I'm just saying that of all the things he can do, good lyrics are not among them.
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Hammers of Misfortune - Widow's Wall

"we’ll raise our knuckles to the sun
And curse the sea"

I dunno, all I can think of when I hear this part is some liverspotted old man shaking his fist at the ocean because in his senility he believes the sea will strike at dawn.

Awesome fuckin song though.
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leee wrote:
A whole lotta funny.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
I have a weakness for over-the-top blasphemy. "666/Cum on the Lord" is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard.
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
leee wrote:
A whole lotta funny.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
I have a weakness for over-the-top blasphemy. "666/Cum on the Lord" is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard.


Yeah I love blasting that song in the car and screaming that chorus out. lol.

What is "anally confirmed" anyways? lol
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Listening to Avantasia the other day and I can no longer take this song seriously.

From Avantasia's Anywhere

"..when I think of her I feel it grow"

Since its a ballad it totally just destroys the mood for me.
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Arsis - OH the Humanity

"oh close your legs, before I close them for you"

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The Silent Man wrote:
Listening to Avantasia the other day and I can no longer take this song seriously.

From Avantasia's Anywhere

"..when I think of her I feel it grow"

Since its a ballad it totally just destroys the mood for me.

Isn't it his sister or something? That just makes it funnier. :lol:
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Falconer - The Assailant
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Lonely hunter spying through the night.
Beast of pleasure, a gambler in pain.
Time after time always on the hunt
It will lead you round your grave.
You'll go down with a grunt.

You feel like a tiger, rush is in your veins.
You have to try to break these chains,
annihilation will grab onto your bone.
The assailant is you on your own.

Like a tiger closing in for a bite.
Do not see the danger that lies deep within.
Watching, waiting, ready for the play.
So beware, don't you stray.

Youch.
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Radagast wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
Listening to Avantasia the other day and I can no longer take this song seriously.

From Avantasia's Anywhere

"..when I think of her I feel it grow"

Since its a ballad it totally just destroys the mood for me.

Isn't it his sister or something? That just makes it funnier. :lol:


Yes, it is :lol:

I don't hate the US, but lyrics like these could totally ruin a otherwise great song for me:

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Impellitteri - United We Stand

It was 8:45 New York time when disaster filled the sky
Death struck and the towers rocked, then we began to die
All the steel came crashing down and rose in a cloud of smoke
The world watched on CNN and stood in a state of shock
You fool, I say to the eastern man, your evil ain't heaven sent
You better run and you better hide cause you pissed off America

We ain't gonna live in fear
We're men of God and American
United we stand hand in hand
And when I touch the stars
I feel alive in the land of pride
I pledge allegiance to the flag of America

This prick on a power trip unleashed the dogs of war
You say you're a man of God but you're just the devil's whore
You fool, I say to the eastern man, your evil ain't gonna win
You better run and you better hide cause you pissed off America

We ain't gonna live in fear
We're men of God and American
United we stand hand in hand
And when I touch the stars
I feel alive in the land of pride
I pledge allegiance to the flag of America

United we stand America
United we stand America
United we stand America
United we stand America
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derncare wrote:
The_Voice wrote:
@ Jeff Waters: HAHAHAHA!!!


I used to know Jeff, and he's a great guy as well as a great guitarist, but we could honestly post 20 Annihilator songs here easily. Due to past association, I felt it would be wrong to do so myself, but I knew something would be posted here eventually :lol:


I could be wrong, but he doesn't seem like he takes himself too serioulsy. He even said that Speed was a total cheesefest on the Jeff Waters Speaks portion of King of the Kill.
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Great song but seriously, did they forget one single power metal cliche in this one?

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Freternia - Guardians of the Night
We all are one united we stand
today and forever our hearts are made of steel
Come take our hands,we'll show you a land
Where in the sky the dragons fly,so strong,so proud,so free

Gods of war o,bless us with might
Into the night we ride
On the back of my horse,holding tight to my steel
The shadows seems so unreal

Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night
Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night

We all are one united we stand,
our hearts are made of steel
Come take our hands we'll show you
a land where in the sky the dragons fly
We're warriors of steel with power and might
In armour of gold we stand up and fight
For the king and the crown,we defend our land

We all are one united we stand today and forever our
hearts are made of steel
Come take our hands,we'll show you a land
Where in the sky the dragons fly,so strong,so proud,so free

[Solo:P.Lund]

Gods of war o,bless us with might
Into the night we ride
On the back of my horse,holding tight to my steel
The shadows seems so unreal

Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night
Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night
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Granted, Manowar lyrics being bad isn't exactly unexpected, but i'm gonna share these anyway.

A classic:

Manowar - Hail and Kill

Brothers I am calling from the valley of the kings
With nothing to atone
A dark march lies ahead, together we will ride
Like thunder from the sky
May your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime
Hold your hammers high

It's just that highlighted line that makes me cringe. Great song though.

Another obvious Manowar choice:

Manowar - Pleasure Slave

She Is Waiting To Kiss My Hand
But She Will Wait For My Command
My Chains And Collar Brought Her To Her Knees
She Now Is Free To Please
Woman Be My Slave
That's Your Reason To Live
Woman Be My Slave
The Greatest Gift I Can Give
Woman Be My Slave
Before Her Surrender She Had No Life
Now She's A Slave Not A Wife
Her Only Sorrow Is For Women Who Live With Lies
She's Taken Off Her Disguise
Woman Be My Slave
Chained Unto My Bed
Woman Be My Slave
Begging To Be Fed
Your Body Belongs To Me
Woman Come Here
Remove Your Garments
Kneel Before Me
Please Me
Woman Be My Slave
Chained Unto My Bed
Woman Be My Slave
Begging To Be Fed
I Want You Now
Woman Be My Slave

Pretty funny :)
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December Flower wrote:
Great song but seriously, did they forget one single power metal cliche in this one?

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Freternia - Guardians of the Night
We all are one united we stand
today and forever our hearts are made of steel
Come take our hands,we'll show you a land
Where in the sky the dragons fly,so strong,so proud,so free

Gods of war o,bless us with might
Into the night we ride
On the back of my horse,holding tight to my steel
The shadows seems so unreal

Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night
Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night

We all are one united we stand,
our hearts are made of steel
Come take our hands we'll show you
a land where in the sky the dragons fly
We're warriors of steel with power and might
In armour of gold we stand up and fight
For the king and the crown,we defend our land

We all are one united we stand today and forever our
hearts are made of steel
Come take our hands,we'll show you a land
Where in the sky the dragons fly,so strong,so proud,so free

[Solo:P.Lund]

Gods of war o,bless us with might
Into the night we ride
On the back of my horse,holding tight to my steel
The shadows seems so unreal

Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night
Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night

Hooooooly shit my cholesterol levels just rocketed!

Also, quickly look at this before someone repairs it! Quickly!
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Radagast wrote:
December Flower wrote:
Great song but seriously, did they forget one single power metal cliche in this one?

Quote:
Freternia - Guardians of the Night
We all are one united we stand
today and forever our hearts are made of steel
Come take our hands,we'll show you a land
Where in the sky the dragons fly,so strong,so proud,so free

Gods of war o,bless us with might
Into the night we ride
On the back of my horse,holding tight to my steel
The shadows seems so unreal

Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night
Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night

We all are one united we stand,
our hearts are made of steel
Come take our hands we'll show you
a land where in the sky the dragons fly
We're warriors of steel with power and might
In armour of gold we stand up and fight
For the king and the crown,we defend our land

We all are one united we stand today and forever our
hearts are made of steel
Come take our hands,we'll show you a land
Where in the sky the dragons fly,so strong,so proud,so free

[Solo:P.Lund]

Gods of war o,bless us with might
Into the night we ride
On the back of my horse,holding tight to my steel
The shadows seems so unreal

Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night
Into the night with glory we ride
Awaiting the right time to strike
For the king and the crown we defend our land
We're the guardians of the night

Hooooooly shit my cholesterol levels just rocketed!

Also, quickly look at this before someone repairs it! Quickly!


What about it?
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