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Dude, how many times in this thread have you said a certain band is the worst you've seen/heard? You can't have more than one.


Fair enough point, but I don't really class Dogstar as Metal, more as an extension to Keanu's cock. Perhaps I should compile my personal top ten least favourite bands to get some consistancy...

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This is based on albums bought and live performances combined. Several bands didn't make my earlier moans because they were at least something to Metal once. Danger Danger get my vote as worst poodle Metal band, but because they're long forgotten in most minds and are no longer in existence, they don't get a full on 'naughty naughty' rant as I'm sure all 17 albums they've sold worldwide have been destroyed.

1 - Coal Chamber
2 - Papa Roach
3 - Linkin Park
4 - Avenged Sevenfold
5 - Ill Nino
6 - Limp Bizkit
7 - Danger Danger
8 - Chimaira
9 - Guns N Roses (post Appetite...)
10 - In Flames

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Maybe thats because my generation is the only generation to have to sit through pure crap get shoved up their asses by MTV and the radio. I grew up not having a single radio station to listen to. Did you have a radio station Ken? I bet you did. I know MTV had a big infuence on the 80s scene but at least the shit they were pushing was in the same family as metal. At least some people were somewhat knowledgeable about the music they were listening to.

MTV was different in the 80s, as was radio. Neither are the same now, which I why I don't watch or listen to them. That's why I keep saying that you guys spend too much time going on about this stuff. Just ignore it. It's not like I never talk about bands I dislike, but 99% of the time when I discuss music it's about what I like. That's more enjoyable to me.

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And, to clarify things, it is not Limp Bizkit and the above mentioned bands that I hate as people so much as I hate what the public's perception of them are. I hate the fact that to most Americans those bands are what metal is.

Who's fault is that? Surely not the band's fault.

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Think of something you love Ken. You have metnioned that you love boxing. Now imagine someone saying that Hulk Hogan can outbox Rocky marciano. Now obviously this isnt true, but everyone around wears Hulk Hogan shirts and claims that he is the best boxer around. Everyone in America thinks this way except for a few. Are you going to tell me that you arent going to hate Hulk Hogan after a little while. I mean, he isnt even a boxer, just like those bands arent even metal bands, but the fact that everyone you grew up with and the media and MTV tells you that Hogan is the best fighter in the history of the world eventually would get to you. Not everybody can like every note of music recorded like you come off to do sometimes.

The difference is that Hogan isn't a boxer, but Limp Bizkit is a metal band. The equivalent would be a boxing fan arguing that Hogan isn't an athlete. Surely he is; he's just not a boxer. Limp Bizkit are a metal band no matter which way someone spins it; they're just not the style of metal that you like, thus you hate to consider them metal in any way.

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BTW, i am not a typical hater of my generation. Look back on my posts and you will see plenty of overly positive posts. Some about bands that you have recommended. I bought Degree Absolute on your recommendation and loved them. Dont tell me their isnt anything I like or lump me in with anybody. I am simply saying that their are always bands, and those bands mentioned above are all terrible mockeries of metal, that will get hate simply because they have marketed themselves as something they are not. I dont toss a football around with my friends and claim to be a football player and some people find it offensive when bands throw in a few "metalish" characteristic on top of either a highly marketed image, or rap, or plain and simply lack of talent or inspiration.

My comments were in response to what you wrote, but please take them as general statements in response to the overall theme of this thread. If you think I was singling you out, I apologize. I wasn't.


I really wasnt taking any offense. I was just getting worked up. Anyway, I think it is important for bands like Limp Bizkit and the others discussed here to get flamed by the real metal fans. For the most part the fan base of a Limp Bozkit or a Linkin Park do not listen to any actual metal. THey have more rap albums in their collection than metal albums. (I am not saying this is everybody) It is important for people to speak up and point out that this isnt real metal, it is just a few power chords and some shitty songwriting and an image. If nobody points out that these bands arent what metal is about than they do become metal, in the public perception of metal. And it is the bands fault because they are saying they are something they are not. Limp Bizkit is metal in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Sure, its technically a fruit, but its a fucking vegetable.

The public perception of metal is important. When I first got into metal i remember a lot of people thinking that all i listened to was death metal telling me to kill my parents. This is what people thought of Manowar for christ's sake. Nowadays I tell people i listen to metal and they think I am listening to Disturbed and Avenged Sevenfold. The mainstream doesnt know what Metal is. The people in this forum and the people in the underground and the real fans do. It is important for metal to sustain its identity through times of "false metal" or the idea of what metal is dies.

To wrap this up, if Limp Bizkit was labeled as a rap band or some new made up genre than I wouldnt care. I would never say a word. But dont go around saying that you are metal if your not.

I do agree that people spend too much time bitching about bands they dislike though. i am guilty of getting caught up in it sometimes but for the most part I post positive things about bands that i like, but sometimes things just have to be said.


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Danger Danger get my vote as worst poodle Metal band, but because they're long forgotten in most minds and are no longer in existence,

Wrong.


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It seem to me from latest posts that there are a few 30+ year old metalheads (of which I'm one) out there who have had different experience growing up with metal. This may bore many people, SO SKIP THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ A BIT OF MY LIFE STORY...

My situation is similar to 'thedirtyporthole' as there was no easy way to access Metal where I'm originally from (a small village in the middle of nowhere in North Wales). There was minimal TV, no radio station, no internet.

Much of my early Metal experience came from what the terrestrial four UK channels dared to put on TV like Motorhead on the TV show 'The Young Ones' or if Iron Maiden crashed in at No 1, they may have got their video on 'Top of the Pops' for 30 seconds. Sure there were very late night shows on like Rock Power on ITV, but basically access to metal was limited in parts of the UK.

When we did get MTV via Satellite in the late 80's, we got Head banger's Ball with Vanessa Warwick, which was great, but I was hook, line and sinker into Metal by that point. How? Word of mouth from older kids in secondary in the early days and magazines. Then a couple of mates and I would spend hours in the one record shop in the nearest town just buying cassettes and cassettes of Metal. It ended up that there were four of us, the only long haired kids in school, with the biggest shared collection of Metal you can imagine.

We also bought a load of what we thought was crap, so this made us 'Picky'.

We would bitch about Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, the 'Crue, LA Guns, Poison, Whitesnake, etc because any 'Metal' coverage on TV or Radio was on those guys (until Head bangers) and not the thrash bands we adored. I've never heard an Annihilator, Kreator, Carcass, Cancer, Entombed tune on the radio ever, so obviously part of my rants can be put down to jealousy.

Time always moves on, grunge came and went, MTV and the internet grew, digital radio improved choice, so accessibility was heightened. Good stuff eh?

Metal has always been the same, but new strands of it will always appear along the line (Enter Shikari = Dance Metal?!?). It's a shame in my opinion that after Korn and Deftones (two bands who I liked early in their career but cannot stand now), we had Nu-Metal. Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Papa Roach and Coal Chamber were the ones that get it from me because I think they dumbed down Metal.

Hair Metal bands used to piss me off and were so gay in being manly it was embarrassing. Those guys could play though. It's not Rap Metal I hate because I admit that I like RATM, Dog Eat Dog, Biohazard, FNM, Sensor etc.

But with 'Nu-Metal' it's the down tuned guitars, simplified riffs, macho or pointless lyrics, poor samples/scratching and the way that the Media and record companies build them up as the greatest Metal bands ever. On top of that, the bands, themselves, never helped their own image. Durst, for me, was the worst of the bunch, this whole doing Britney thing was despicable and he just seems to milk his celebrity, even now he's no longer a major one!

It annoys me that bands not technically good just seem to make the money from the metal pot. This is a sentence that will be shot down, but why should these bands or, say Kid Rock, get the cash when far more deserving bands don't get any recognition? It pisses me off!

All of this is irrelevant to anyone other than me. This is a brief chart of my history with Metal and I'm trying to help people understand why this thread has been created and why I chose the bands I name. Phew, I'm going for a lie down!

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I totally hear you on everything you said. I was sort of trying to say the same earlier but you said it much better.

I actually grew up in Brooklyn, NY and some would think that being in NY I would have exposure to everything. Bullshit. If you listened to anything other than rap music you were shunned as a leper. I, of cours hated rap even before I discovered metal and I was bored to tears with rock music. I just cant listen to U2 and the smashing pumpkins. All of the white kids that listened to rap also listened to whatever hits were on the radio and I could give a shit about those as well. I never really dressed the part, but I met a few kids that wore leather jackets and jeans all the time. They introduced me to metal and i was instantly hooked. They showed me so many new and different bands right off the bat that it was like a treasure chest to me. These are bands that I could only hear if i bought the cd, and those were hard to find. Then a year later Limp Bizkit comes out and everyone I know, who was listening to fucking tupac 3 minutes earlier is telling me what a great metal band Limp Bizkit is. They are on TV next to Metallica and this is what was pushed as the ultimate in metal. I bothered me that not only would the bands I listened to not get any airplay or respect but when someone that listened to Limp Bizkit would hear an Iced Earth song i was playing theywould say it was shit and it was too heavy and they would call it crazy satan music. I got this response many times.


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The fact is that in the music industry, "deserves" got nothing to do with sales success. The pop media creates the stars they want in each genre. They feed the naive public what it thinks it wants and roll in the cash. That's just how it is. This has gone on since the beginning of recorded music, and it will never change. We can rant all we want about how non-talented bands can make tons of money while great musicians still have to suffer. That's just how it is. This isn't only resigned to metal. Nearly every genre of music has some kind of bar/club or underground scene. I guarantee some of those underground people are just as talented or even more talented than those who are more famous. They either don't have what the industry is currently pushing or thay don't look right for the mainstream. Who knows? But we will never be able to change it. The industry is about making money. The best we can all do is buy our favorite band's stuff, go to their shows if possible, and keep them in business so that there can be a next album. Let the mainstream followers keep buying what they're spoon-fed and be content that you do your own thing. You and your friends can laugh at them or whatever you want to do, but don't waste your energy getting pissed at them. The followers don't know any better, and the industry likes it that way. You can't change it, so just find a way to deal with it. Who cares what THEIR impression of metal is? It doesn't affect you. Sure, it sucks to know some people make millions while there is great talent who can't, but they knew that when they started, and some even prefer it that way. If they wanted to be pop heroes, they'd immitate Avenged Sevenfold. Again, it's not a concern to the bands you listen to, so why should it be one to you? Consider yourself unique amongst those around you and enjoy life :)


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I pretty much agree at this point in my life. I am no longer a metal crusader or metal missionary. I listen to what I like and thats it. I know how the industry works and i understand it. I was actually going to avoid this forum because i didnt want to say anything negative. i only posted to defend mentalmark's position. I understand why he is doing this forum and I find it amusing and I will read whatever is posted in it.


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thedirtyporthole wrote:
I pretty much agree at this point in my life. I am no longer a metal crusader or metal missionary. I listen to what I like and thats it. I know how the industry works and i understand it. I was actually going to avoid this forum because i didnt want to say anything negative. i only posted to defend mentalmark's position. I understand why he is doing this forum and I find it amusing and I will read whatever is posted in it.


+1, 'cept that I consider myself a 'crusader' :P But this thread is funny!

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Danger Danger get my vote as worst poodle Metal band, but because they're long forgotten in most minds and are no longer in existence, they don't get a full on 'naughty naughty' rant as I'm sure all 17 albums they've sold worldwide have been destroyed.

Um...Danger Danger are still together, bud. And the debut sold close to a million albums. So, yeah, wrong again! :rolleyes:

EDIT: I see that Rad has previously schooled you! :dio:

EDIT #2: Senser rule, you piece of crap!! :mad:


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Hey I said that I like Senser!! :mad:

You're kidding! Danger Danger are still going!!! :omfg:

I know, I also bought one of those million...

I can still hear the choruses...

...thinking back to bygone day...

...Let's get Naughty, Naughty!!!...

Shudder!!!!

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Hey I said that I like Senser!! :mad:

Fuck me! You're right. My bad. I still need their latest album.

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You're kidding! Danger Danger are still going!!! :omfg:

Yep, but not very prolific at this point. Their last studio album came out in 2001, followed by a rarities album in 2003 and a live album in 2006. When a new studio album will be released I don't know. Ted Poley has a new solo album out which is quite good.

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Oh, by the way, well put derncare. Of course you're right in saying that the 'true metaller' shouldn't care about these bands who have made the cash from the mainstream and definiately right in saying that people should support their favourite bands by simply buying their albums.

It's the acceptence of the latter point that's always the hardest for me, the one where you know there's a majority of super talented, underground bands who make pittance compared to these less talented marketed bands, and it sucks. Nothing we can do about it, can't change it, so ignore it...

Balls, I need to exorcise that monkey on my back!!! I shall continue being down on that level and whinge on I guess...

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Hey I said that I like Senser!! :mad:

Fuck me! You're right. My bad.


:lol:

It does happen sometimes!!!

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Kid Rock - I don't class this piece of shit as Metal, hence no earlier rant or inclusion in my 10 worst artists, but some would. I don't really need to rant about why this guy is scum to Metal as you couldn't care less anyway. Whilst this country/rap/metal artist is shaded by Durst as the most dispicable 'frontman' in 'Metal', he is a close second due to too much Pammy fuckin' and celebrity seeking exploits. The 'Bad American Ass' even aped a Metallica riff and created one of the most pathetic 'macho' effort of a song put to plastic (not that Lars & co minded as they probably demanded 80% royalties!).

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Andrew WK - I couldn't resist naming this ludicrus excuse for music. The term 'one-trick pony' has never been so apt for any artist I've ever seen or heard. When I saw this guy at a festival a few years back, he just stomped around the stage, robo-pumping his fist and shaking his head, shouting, 'C'mon Let's Party!!' for all of his set. Music-wise it's almost identical to this 'Muppet's' show. He must be going for the record for usage of the word Party in the space of 30 odd minutes of one very long song which was his 'I Get Wet' Album. Seriously insulting that this could be classed as Metal. I reckon that if Barney the Dinosaur had been raped by GWAR then this would the bastard child!!!

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Wait, whoever claimed Andrew WK was Metal? Its party rock. Party rock with Donald Tardy. Win! :dio:


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By the way, I wasn't insulting GWAR as they rule!!! The best band I've ever seen, no doubt or question!!! :dio: :dio: :dio:

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Wait, whoever claimed Andrew WK was Metal? Its party rock. Party rock with Donald Tardy. Win! :dio:


Hell Yeah!!! :dio: But Andrew WK did get reviewed on this site I noticed...

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