Thornography

Thy Serpent · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:52 am

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

This is a metal forum... A fucking BLACK DEATH N THRASH metal forum at that. What the FUCK is this fucking CoF discussion doing here? They're absolute shit. Shit lacking any current connection to any of the genre's just mentioned. They are too far from the black metal scene to even be called norsecore, and are just mainstream enough to be called gay and/or pop. Every member of the band is a faggot, and the "music" has no place on a legit playing field where actual death, thrash, and black metal is made, enjoyed, and discussed.

God, maybe their fucking work as a death metal band (which was great), but this fucking goth rock is NOT fucking BDorT. Or even metal. That's debatable, but not really, because my cock is huge. I demand a thread moving to the general music forum because Nymphetamine and anything like it (ie anything that isn't their first 2 DM albums) is absolutely pathetic, and goth rock anyway.

We don't discuss Disturbed here, why would we discuss supposed Black Metal that manages to be LESS fierce than Papa Roach?

I have 10 penises, and this site has only managed to fucking erect 1 of them at any given moment of heightened excitement... That currently makes this site a 1 out of 10 on the Awesome Scale, and that also makes me the authority on everything as far as MR.com is concerned, so you should all take me seriously. Very seriously.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Among the best posts ever. That really had me rolling with laughter. You made my day mate.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:14 pm

Libertina Grim and Dirge Inferno are pretty good songs. And I'd take CoF over any of your bedroom homoerotic dark ambient bollocks any day.

This calls for a change of avatar.

Dago · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:48 pm

leee wrote:

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

This is a metal forum... A fucking BLACK DEATH N THRASH metal forum at that. What the FUCK is this fucking CoF discussion doing here? They're absolute shit. Shit lacking any current connection to any of the genre's just mentioned. They are too far from the black metal scene to even be called norsecore, and are just mainstream enough to be called gay and/or pop. Every member of the band is a faggot, and the "music" has no place on a legit playing field where actual death, thrash, and black metal is made, enjoyed, and discussed.

God, maybe their fucking work as a death metal band (which was great), but this fucking goth rock is NOT fucking BDorT. Or even metal. That's debatable, but not really, because my cock is huge. I demand a thread moving to the general music forum because Nymphetamine and anything like it (ie anything that isn't their first 2 DM albums) is absolutely pathetic, and goth rock anyway.

We don't discuss Disturbed here, why would we discuss supposed Black Metal that manages to be LESS fierce than Papa Roach?

I have 10 penises, and this site has only managed to fucking erect 1 of them at any given moment of heightened excitement... That currently makes this site a 1 out of 10 on the Awesome Scale, and that also makes me the authority on everything as far as MR.com is concerned, so you should all take me seriously. Very seriously.

It's more Metal than Trivium and Micheal Kiske combined, but that shit still gets reviewed here. At least Dani knows he is a joke. And I have 12 penises, and two of them are Black.

I'm sure Ken will get around to that Disturbed discussion....

Yeah, 12 dicks, and only 1 malformed ball to produce sperm for the whole lot. I'm not impressed. Where are the rest? Prolly turned to overies by a well placed kick from a 12 year old girl. COMMON!!! Where THE FUCK is your chest hair?

AND - ALL "metal" pussyfarts like Trivium and Cradle should be shunned, then genocided for the color of their skin, ie gay.

Listen, I don't masturbate with shit all over my cock on your dinner table while you're eating, why would you do the equivilent to me in a forum I hardly visit... WHY WOULD YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT?

The nerve.

A. Their music was never Death Metal by any strech of the imigination.

Wrong, their demos from 1992-1993 were death metal.

leee · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:16 pm

Dago wrote:

leee wrote:

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

This is a metal forum... A fucking BLACK DEATH N THRASH metal forum at that. What the FUCK is this fucking CoF discussion doing here? They're absolute shit. Shit lacking any current connection to any of the genre's just mentioned. They are too far from the black metal scene to even be called norsecore, and are just mainstream enough to be called gay and/or pop. Every member of the band is a faggot, and the "music" has no place on a legit playing field where actual death, thrash, and black metal is made, enjoyed, and discussed.

God, maybe their fucking work as a death metal band (which was great), but this fucking goth rock is NOT fucking BDorT. Or even metal. That's debatable, but not really, because my cock is huge. I demand a thread moving to the general music forum because Nymphetamine and anything like it (ie anything that isn't their first 2 DM albums) is absolutely pathetic, and goth rock anyway.

We don't discuss Disturbed here, why would we discuss supposed Black Metal that manages to be LESS fierce than Papa Roach?

I have 10 penises, and this site has only managed to fucking erect 1 of them at any given moment of heightened excitement... That currently makes this site a 1 out of 10 on the Awesome Scale, and that also makes me the authority on everything as far as MR.com is concerned, so you should all take me seriously. Very seriously.

It's more Metal than Trivium and Micheal Kiske combined, but that shit still gets reviewed here. At least Dani knows he is a joke. And I have 12 penises, and two of them are Black.

I'm sure Ken will get around to that Disturbed discussion....

Yeah, 12 dicks, and only 1 malformed ball to produce sperm for the whole lot. I'm not impressed. Where are the rest? Prolly turned to overies by a well placed kick from a 12 year old girl. COMMON!!! Where THE FUCK is your chest hair?

AND - ALL "metal" pussyfarts like Trivium and Cradle should be shunned, then genocided for the color of their skin, ie gay.

Listen, I don't masturbate with shit all over my cock on your dinner table while you're eating, why would you do the equivilent to me in a forum I hardly visit... WHY WOULD YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT?

The nerve.

A. Their music was never Death Metal by any strech of the imigination.

Wrong, their demos from 1992-1993 were death metal.

I don't listen to demos, just what gets released. If you say they were Death Metal then so be it.

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:33 pm

leee wrote:

Dago wrote:

leee wrote:

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

This is a metal forum... A fucking BLACK DEATH N THRASH metal forum at that. What the FUCK is this fucking CoF discussion doing here? They're absolute shit. Shit lacking any current connection to any of the genre's just mentioned. They are too far from the black metal scene to even be called norsecore, and are just mainstream enough to be called gay and/or pop. Every member of the band is a faggot, and the "music" has no place on a legit playing field where actual death, thrash, and black metal is made, enjoyed, and discussed.

God, maybe their fucking work as a death metal band (which was great), but this fucking goth rock is NOT fucking BDorT. Or even metal. That's debatable, but not really, because my cock is huge. I demand a thread moving to the general music forum because Nymphetamine and anything like it (ie anything that isn't their first 2 DM albums) is absolutely pathetic, and goth rock anyway.

We don't discuss Disturbed here, why would we discuss supposed Black Metal that manages to be LESS fierce than Papa Roach?

I have 10 penises, and this site has only managed to fucking erect 1 of them at any given moment of heightened excitement... That currently makes this site a 1 out of 10 on the Awesome Scale, and that also makes me the authority on everything as far as MR.com is concerned, so you should all take me seriously. Very seriously.

It's more Metal than Trivium and Micheal Kiske combined, but that shit still gets reviewed here. At least Dani knows he is a joke. And I have 12 penises, and two of them are Black.

I'm sure Ken will get around to that Disturbed discussion....

Yeah, 12 dicks, and only 1 malformed ball to produce sperm for the whole lot. I'm not impressed. Where are the rest? Prolly turned to overies by a well placed kick from a 12 year old girl. COMMON!!! Where THE FUCK is your chest hair?

AND - ALL "metal" pussyfarts like Trivium and Cradle should be shunned, then genocided for the color of their skin, ie gay.

Listen, I don't masturbate with shit all over my cock on your dinner table while you're eating, why would you do the equivilent to me in a forum I hardly visit... WHY WOULD YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT?

The nerve.

A. Their music was never Death Metal by any strech of the imigination.

Wrong, their demos from 1992-1993 were death metal.

I don't listen to demos, just what gets released. If you say they were Death Metal then so be it.

Everything they recorded before The Principle Of Evil is actually competent Death Metal, with a really cheesy sounding synthesizer.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:41 pm

I think Thornography is ace! Nowhere near as good as Cruelty, and not as "big" as Damnation. It's probably the catchiest album yet, which means you can listen to it without having a stroke.

By the way, I see more tryhards wearing Metallica t-shirts than CoF ones, so unless Dani actually starts rapping on an album, this whole untroo sellout argument is total bosh.

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