Worst Music Video EVER!

Brother of Metal · **Posted:** Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:43 pm

Bored and sleepy, i decided i wanted to know what everyone's worst metal video was. But one, not 5. I would have to say Rhapsody's Power of the Dragonflame...

derncare · **Joined:** Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:40 am **Posts:** 731

That one sucks pretty bad. So does Savatage's Edge of thorns. As much as I love the song, the video looks like a bunch of Animal Planet outtakes.

December Flower · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:01 am

Man, Rhapsody has no competition whatsoever when it comes to horrible metal videos. They also have videos for Rain of a Thousand Flames, Holy Thunderforce and Unholy Warcry. Unholy Warcry is ok, but don't get me started on the others...

The_Voice · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:57 am

December Flower wrote:

Man, Rhapsody has no competition whatsoever when it comes to horrible metal videos. They also have videos for Rain of a Thousand Flames, Holy Thunderforce and Unholy Warcry. Unholy Warcry is ok, but don't get me started on the others...

+1 million

I remember watchin one with a naked chick and a dagger and some stupid lightining bolts coming out of the keyboard player it was fucking horrible, and there was another with some stupid kids trying to be knights and beating an old man.

The Silent Man · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:40 am

Rhapsody's music videos are some of the best Ive ever seen due to the fact that they are so stupid. They are fun to watch and laugh at. Most other metal music videos are stupid live performances or some idiots trying to look evil.

Rhapsody playing on a set of train tracks with scenes of children beating some fat guy is pure genious! As well, Titties and swords are a winning combination.. And Luca Turilli trying to act.. Priceless... Fags..

EDIT: Some that I hate: Blind Guardian - Bright Eyes (Awesome song) I hate this video, its stupid and they cut out most of the solo.
Helloween - Mrs. God.. What the fuck?

Thats all I can really think of right now as I dont watch many music vids.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:51 pm

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that Immortal video yet. Pathetically, I don't remember the title of the song, but it was posted and lampooned here about a year and a half ago. You know, the one where they walk around in a forest dressed like Lord Of The Rings characters.

Antonakis · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:26 am

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that Immortal video yet. Pathetically, I don't remember the title of the song, but it was posted and lampooned here about a year and a half ago. You know, the one where they walk around in a forest dressed like Lord Of The Rings characters.

You mean this one ?
Immortal - Call of the Wildermoon

derncare · **Joined:** Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:40 am **Posts:** 731

Antonakis wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that Immortal video yet. Pathetically, I don't remember the title of the song, but it was posted and lampooned here about a year and a half ago. You know, the one where they walk around in a forest dressed like Lord Of The Rings characters.

You mean this one ?
Immortal - Call of the Wildermoon

OMG! That's terrible :lol:

Pasqua · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:20 am

derncare wrote:

Antonakis wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that Immortal video yet. Pathetically, I don't remember the title of the song, but it was posted and lampooned here about a year and a half ago. You know, the one where they walk around in a forest dressed like Lord Of The Rings characters.

You mean this one ?
Immortal - Call of the Wildermoon

OMG! That's terrible :lol:

Jesus christ, I was going to post a few examples of crappy videos, but the Immortal one is just the worst thing I have ever seen. The song too, just so terrible it's not even funny. At least, Rhapsody videos are damn good to laugh at.

noodles · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:28 am

HOWTHEFUCKCOULDYOUCALLTHATBAD!

noodles · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:29 am

HOWTHEFUCKCOULDYOUCALLTHATBAD!

crast · **Joined:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:29 pm **Posts:** 1502

Antonakis wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that Immortal video yet. Pathetically, I don't remember the title of the song, but it was posted and lampooned here about a year and a half ago. You know, the one where they walk around in a forest dressed like Lord Of The Rings characters.

You mean this one ?
Immortal - Call of the Wildermoon

Better version

.:crast:.

Dago · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:42 am

Pretty much every single metal video is bad.
I remember though a Soilwork video being pretty cool but that is it.

derncare · **Joined:** Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:40 am **Posts:** 731

You'd have to go back to the early nineties, when some good metal actually had decent financial backing, to find many solid metal videos. Nowadays, it just isn't in the label's budget to make videos that are never going to be seen on anything other than Youtube or as bonus tracks on CDs.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:02 pm

Antonakis wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that Immortal video yet. Pathetically, I don't remember the title of the song, but it was posted and lampooned here about a year and a half ago. You know, the one where they walk around in a forest dressed like Lord Of The Rings characters.

You mean this one ?
Immortal - Call of the Wildermoon

That's it. ROTFLMAO.

The Benny Hill version is also hilarious.

noodles · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:13 pm

Dago wrote:

Pretty much every single metal video is bad.
I remember though a Soilwork video being pretty cool but that is it.

Is it the one with the little bottle people that get chased by the evil machine? That video was awesome.

Dago · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:38 pm

noodles wrote:

Dago wrote:

Pretty much every single metal video is bad.
I remember though a Soilwork video being pretty cool but that is it.

Is it the one with the little bottle people that get chased by the evil machine? That video was awesome.

Yeah that one exactly! I cannot remember the name of the song though...

Nihilus · **Joined:** Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:44 am **Posts:** 51

crast wrote:

Antonakis wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that Immortal video yet. Pathetically, I don't remember the title of the song, but it was posted and lampooned here about a year and a half ago. You know, the one where they walk around in a forest dressed like Lord Of The Rings characters.

You mean this one ?
Immortal - Call of the Wildermoon

Better version

.:crast:.

its....its....so...FITTING

Benny Hill + Immortal = Perfect match? =D

Antonakis · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:51 am

Dago wrote:

noodles wrote:

Dago wrote:

Pretty much every single metal video is bad.
I remember though a Soilwork video being pretty cool but that is it.

Is it the one with the little bottle people that get chased by the evil machine? That video was awesome.

Yeah that one exactly! I cannot remember the name of the song though...

This one maybe?
Soilwork - Light The Torch

Damn it guys, do I have to do all your youtube-work all the time?

crast · **Joined:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:29 pm **Posts:** 1502

A bit cheesy perhaps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpLkSCqMS_0

But goddam the song is good!

.:crast:.

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