Did you just suggest metal-archives for reviews? That fucking place is the Wikipedia of metal! 95% of the reviews are whiny turdfests of drivel, and a good amount of information on bands and such is incorrect. No wonder why you hate music.
As for other review sites, there honestly isn't many great ones out there. Most suffer from infrequent updates (once or twice a month), bad writing, or just plain idiocy (see that site Aaron went to review for).
Before I joined this forum I'd read this site for years because of it's consistency and quality of writing. Sure, some reviewers have sucked, but they never last. I find this site to be the best if you're looking for quality, informative reviews. And I say that as a long-time fan of the site, not a reviewer. A few others I would recommend are:
http://www.melodicrock.com
This site is good for rock music, it's updated very frequently, and whereas the writing wouldn't win any literary prizes it is very well-thought out and informative.
http://www.metalcovenant.com
Not updated as often as I'd like, but generally this is a good site for quality reviews.
http://www.metaljudgment.com
Another good site, but not updated often. In fact, the last update was May, which isn't normal so this site might be all done, but check out the archives. The main reviews would basically be three reviewers with different tastes reviewing the same album.
http://www.metal-rules.com
Decent site. Updated often. The writing could be better.
http://www.nolifetilmetal.com
I contemplate doing what this dude has done all the time. It's basically his collection posted online where he gives short reviews/background info on each one. It's really cool. He's not a writer by any means, just a regular dude sharing his love for metal! This is one of my favorite sites, although it's updated infrequenty. It's still quite informative. The guy who runs it also sings for a thrash band called Ultimatum (
http://www.myspace.com/ultimatummetal).
http://www.ssmt-reviews.com/db
Satan Stole My Teddy Bear is another favorite of mine. Again, it's not updated often, but it's very informative and well-written. Lots of good archive stuff here.
That's pretty much all that I'd recommend. I visit other sites, but most are shitty.