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What the fucking shit is that thing on the Riot covers!? A seal? A polar bear? A fucking stoat? :blink: Hahahahahahaha!!!!11!


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What the fucking shit is that thing on the Riot covers!? A seal? A polar bear? A fucking stoat? :blink: Hahahahahahaha!!!!11!

It's a seal ofcourse, and it's killing men instead of the other way around. FUCKING BRILLIANT [/sarcasm]


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Misha wrote:
Tlaloc wrote:
What the fucking shit is that thing on the Riot covers!? A seal? A polar bear? A fucking stoat? :blink: Hahahahahahaha!!!!11!

It's a seal ofcourse, and it's killing men instead of the other way around. FUCKING BRILLIANT [/sarcasm]


I want to make a horror movie with that hing as the star.


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Tlaloc wrote:
those "I think it's cool, but there's clearly something wrong with it" covers.

Abluh! Uuh! *excited agreeing noises*

I can't think of any other examples just now.


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Sepultura's recent album covers have been awful. Ironic too since they used to have some of the better album art of any metal band.

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Yawn. There are only about two colors. The logo is ugly. And the whole cover just looks downright ugly.
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I really like that cover, actually. Reminds me of Soviet propaganda posters, which always looked prety cool to me.

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Not relevant to this forum but a crappy cover. How could you lose by putting that woman on the front wearing so little? That's how...


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:24 pm 
Actually, I never saw anything wrong with the Dance Of Death cover. Aside from the fact that there's too much red in it, I think it looks just fine.

A bad Iron Maiden album cover would be the one for Fear Of The Dark.

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At least FotD is hand drawn and doesn't have that ugle 3-D shite all over it. Seriously, look at the wolf on the Dance of Death cover - manky.


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I like the Fear Of The Dark cover i think it looks cool.


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The problem with Fear of the dark cover is in the Iron Maiden logo. The picture is good, but the rotated logo and the black background is horrible and not worthy of a good picture.


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I actually think the Fear of the Dark cover is pretty cool...


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At least FotD is hand drawn and doesn't have that ugle 3-D shite all over it. Seriously, look at the wolf on the Dance of Death cover - manky.


I could post something but it would be the same as what Craig just said. DoD - 3d - teh ugleh.


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ganeshaRules wrote:
The problem with Fear of the dark cover is in the Iron Maiden logo. The picture is good, but the rotated logo and the black background is horrible and not worthy of a good picture.


When i first bought it, it was on tape, so that rotated logo wasnt an issue, actually i dont think it looks that bad.


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FotD cover to me is a good one. A scary one in fact. Just look at Eddy. ANd trust me, I have a lot of those old trees around my house. So it kinda spooked me. Dance of Death is by far the ugliest and I'm ashamed it's Maiden.


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Seinfeld26 wrote:
Actually, I never saw anything wrong with the Dance Of Death cover. Aside from the fact that there's too much red in it, I think it looks just fine.

A bad Iron Maiden album cover would be the one for Fear Of The Dark.

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Well, what's bad about that? I think it's one of the best things about the album...


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That Savage Circus album cover is beyond gay.


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Actually I think the Savage Circus cover is quite heterosexual but definitely nothing special :lol:


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