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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:15 pm 
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Chris Barnes is my least favorite singer, not for Cannibal Corpse, dont listen to them, but for Six Feet Under, what a joke.

Other than that, I dunno, singers that sound like the dude from Coheed & Cambria, including the annoying voice of the guy from Coheed & Cambria.

oh yeah and metalNESS, that jerk wishes he could sing.


His version of Back n black or whatever AC/DC song they do is so horrid it is funny.


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Seinfeld26 wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Angel Black wrote:
James Hetfield

He was digestible until he started to "sing" in a way he did on the Black Album. But generaly he's the kind of singer that doesn't represent much. There are dozens of better vocalists...

Don't be retarded.

And yeah, that dude from Man's Evil is horrible! Hahaha. Thanks for bringing up bad memories!

Some of the worst of all time?

- Brian Johnson
- Joe Cocker
- Bon Scott
- Chris Barnes
- Dave Mustaine

I could name more. Now this isn't to say I dislike all the bands these guys sing for, I do not, but they definitely can't sing. :lol:


I'm going to have to disagree with what you said about Chris Barnes. His death vocals are perfect (considering that there's so little you can do with death vocals).

As for Mustaine, at least his vocals are better now than they used to be (dare I say it - Rust in Peace had his worst vocal performance). Plus, they do suit his music surprisingly well.


I don't know man, dudes like Micheal Stanne, Dan Swano, Lindberg and others actually "sing" with their death vocals so put next to those dudes Barnes is pretty bad and out of tune.


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Yeah, I like death vocalists who can scream/growl in key. :)


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:19 pm 
leee wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
Chris Barnes is my least favorite singer, not for Cannibal Corpse, dont listen to them, but for Six Feet Under, what a joke.

Other than that, I dunno, singers that sound like the dude from Coheed & Cambria, including the annoying voice of the guy from Coheed & Cambria.

oh yeah and metalNESS, that jerk wishes he could sing.

His version of Back n black or whatever AC/DC song they do is so horrid it is funny.

They did a full album of AC/DC covers! :huh: It's HORRIBLE!!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:30 pm 
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Eyesore wrote:
leee wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
Chris Barnes is my least favorite singer, not for Cannibal Corpse, dont listen to them, but for Six Feet Under, what a joke.

Other than that, I dunno, singers that sound like the dude from Coheed & Cambria, including the annoying voice of the guy from Coheed & Cambria.

oh yeah and metalNESS, that jerk wishes he could sing.

His version of Back n black or whatever AC/DC song they do is so horrid it is funny.

They did a full album of AC/DC covers! :huh: It's HORRIBLE!!


I remember now, listening to Six Feet Under's cover of Back In Black ... I laughed so hard at it, I was almost crying. One of the funniest things I ever heard in music. The chorus, my god, sounds like a nevernding burp.


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Pasqua wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
leee wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
Chris Barnes is my least favorite singer, not for Cannibal Corpse, dont listen to them, but for Six Feet Under, what a joke.

Other than that, I dunno, singers that sound like the dude from Coheed & Cambria, including the annoying voice of the guy from Coheed & Cambria.

oh yeah and metalNESS, that jerk wishes he could sing.

His version of Back n black or whatever AC/DC song they do is so horrid it is funny.

They did a full album of AC/DC covers! :huh: It's HORRIBLE!!


I remember now, listening to Six Feet Under's cover of Back In Black ... I laughed so hard at it, I was almost crying. One of the funniest things I ever heard in music. The chorus, my god, sounds like a nevernding burp.


My first thought on that was why in the hell would a Death Metal band cover that album.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:50 pm 
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Worst vocalist I've ever heard has definitely got to be Gene Adam (ex-Iced Earth)


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:56 pm 
Eternal Idol wrote:
Pasqua wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
leee wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
Chris Barnes is my least favorite singer, not for Cannibal Corpse, dont listen to them, but for Six Feet Under, what a joke.

Other than that, I dunno, singers that sound like the dude from Coheed & Cambria, including the annoying voice of the guy from Coheed & Cambria.

oh yeah and metalNESS, that jerk wishes he could sing.

His version of Back n black or whatever AC/DC song they do is so horrid it is funny.

They did a full album of AC/DC covers! :huh: It's HORRIBLE!!

I remember now, listening to Six Feet Under's cover of Back In Black ... I laughed so hard at it, I was almost crying. One of the funniest things I ever heard in music. The chorus, my god, sounds like a nevernding burp.

My first thought on that was why in the hell would a Death Metal band cover that album.

Right, but that's really not the strange part. The strange part is why did they sing with the death metal vocals, yet keep the music exactly the same as the original (relatively speaking)? This is a death metal band playing rock music with death metal vocals. :blink:


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i think the point was to be hilarious


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:05 pm 
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i think the point was to be hilarious

No. I don't think that at all.


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The dude who sang on the first couple of Wuthering Heights albums (Kristian Andren) I think, not really sure, correct me if Im wrong. Not that he is terrible or anything, I just find him completely normal in every sense of the word and not all that interesting to listen to.

The newest WH on the other hand was amazing.


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Eyesore wrote:
leee wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
Chris Barnes is my least favorite singer, not for Cannibal Corpse, dont listen to them, but for Six Feet Under, what a joke.

Other than that, I dunno, singers that sound like the dude from Coheed & Cambria, including the annoying voice of the guy from Coheed & Cambria.

oh yeah and metalNESS, that jerk wishes he could sing.

His version of Back n black or whatever AC/DC song they do is so horrid it is funny.

They did a full album of AC/DC covers! :huh: It's HORRIBLE!!


A friend of mine, she has it on a mix tape and played me some of it, I was rolling, I of course never bought it. I think it was Dirty Deeds or Back n Black. I like Haunting from SFU though for some reason.


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noodles wrote:
i think the point was to be hilarious


Mission accomplished IMO


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The guy from pagan's mind is the first that comes to mind


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1ratm wrote:
The guy from pagan's mind is the first that comes to mind


WHAT!? That guy is awesome!


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Eternal Idol wrote:
*puts on flamesuit*

Byff Byford from Saxon. He totally ruins that band for me, he sounds like he had a throat transplant with the guy from Molly Hatchet, and I hate Molly Hatchet.


You die!

1ratm wrote:
The guy from pagan's mind is the first that comes to mind


You too, asshole!

:wink: BIGWINKZORZ :wink:


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Radagast wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
*puts on flamesuit*

Byff Byford from Saxon. He totally ruins that band for me, he sounds like he had a throat transplant with the guy from Molly Hatchet, and I hate Molly Hatchet.


You die!

1ratm wrote:
The guy from pagan's mind is the first that comes to mind


You too, asshole!

:wink: BIGWINKZORZ :wink:


HaHa! I don't know man, I tried and tried. Saxon's music is excellent, I just can't get past his voice. It's my problem though, he does know how to sing properly.


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Bruce Dickinson, every time he opens his mouth I feel like he's about to shove a cock into it. I would be hard pressed to find a singer who actually sounds gayer.

:P


Dickhead


Anyway, that guy from that band Skuforger....with that Werewolves mp3.....fuck, he's bad!


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Me.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:42 am 
Eternal Idol wrote:
Pasqua wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
leee wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
Chris Barnes is my least favorite singer, not for Cannibal Corpse, dont listen to them, but for Six Feet Under, what a joke.

Other than that, I dunno, singers that sound like the dude from Coheed & Cambria, including the annoying voice of the guy from Coheed & Cambria.

oh yeah and metalNESS, that jerk wishes he could sing.

His version of Back n black or whatever AC/DC song they do is so horrid it is funny.

They did a full album of AC/DC covers! :huh: It's HORRIBLE!!


I remember now, listening to Six Feet Under's cover of Back In Black ... I laughed so hard at it, I was almost crying. One of the funniest things I ever heard in music. The chorus, my god, sounds like a nevernding burp.


My first thought on that was why in the hell would a Death Metal band cover that album.


Well, Blind Guardian covered a 50s pop song (Mr. Sandman), which is an odd song for even a power metal band to cover. :unsure:


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