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black or thrash?
black metal 49%  49%  [ 39 ]
thrash metal 51%  51%  [ 41 ]
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slayer(or any other decent thrash band for that matter) would just be too fast for any damned bm band to get a punch in-*insert bm band here* would try to summon some demon and slayer would call up satan and whoop his ass! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Slayer is about as evil as a bowl of Cheerios...
V.


cheerios are the food of satan...? :?


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Holy_Terror can you tell me some good unknown thrash bands? :D


a few band worth cheking :
(europe)
- Coroner
- Deathrow
- Assassin
- Holy moses
- Accuser
(america)
- Holy Terror
- Vio-Lence
- Forbidden
- Heathen
- Sacred Reich
- Whiplash
- Atheist
- Hades
- Watchtower
- Voivod

not only Holy terror knows Thrash... :twisted:


A good list (except for Sacred Reich... Their music is way too non agressive, except for in a few songs). Also check out Exumer, Mekong Delta, Iron Angel and Sabbat.


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OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
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Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.


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valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.




Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.


V, it's time for your medecine... :roll:


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valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.


haha thats hard to beat


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valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.



Which means his beer would never get warm. :idea:

Who's the real winner now?


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the barbarian, because one can't enjoy beer when dead. many people tried though...


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The Immortal Emokid wrote:
V, it's time for your medecine... :roll:


Amen


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Say's you.


Edit: Said me. To Gast. Not WIC.


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WinterIsComing wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
V, it's time for your medecine... :roll:


Amen


HAHA! Fuck you, WIC!
Its all in fun...
V.


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OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.



Which means his beer would never get warm. :idea:

Who's the real winner now?


Slaves are not allowed to consume beer, warm or otherwise!
Toil and suffering, thus is their lot.
V.


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Valefor you have so much imagination! You are the greatest!! :D


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Valefor you have so much imagination! You are the greatest!! :D


Hails, brother!
Like I said its all in the name of having a little fun; I personally think there is some kickass thrash out there.
V,


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valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.



Which means his beer would never get warm. :idea:

Who's the real winner now?


Slaves are not allowed to consume beer, warm or otherwise!
Toil and suffering, thus is their lot.
V.


Pfft, it'll be an eternity before the thrasher wakes up from sleeping off the hangover, and after that, good luck getting any work done.


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OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.



Which means his beer would never get warm. :idea:

Who's the real winner now?


Slaves are not allowed to consume beer, warm or otherwise!
Toil and suffering, thus is their lot.
V.


Pfft, it'll be an eternity before the thrasher wakes up from sleeping off the hangover, and after that, good luck getting any work done.


Well, his lazy ass would awaken eventually, and then the BM slavemaster would promise one beer after much toil and many lashes from the slavedrivers scourge of fire, only for the Thrasher to discover that it is a warm, flat can of KEYSTONE!!!
And lest that is satisfacory beer for his pedestrian palate, he would be forced to endure an endless stream of Boyz II Men, Kenny G, and The Backstreet Boys, a.k.a. The Backdoor Boys, interspersed with Nelly and 50 Cent!
V.


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valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.



Which means his beer would never get warm. :idea:

Who's the real winner now?


Slaves are not allowed to consume beer, warm or otherwise!
Toil and suffering, thus is their lot.
V.


Pfft, it'll be an eternity before the thrasher wakes up from sleeping off the hangover, and after that, good luck getting any work done.


Well, his lazy ass would awaken eventually, and then the BM slavemaster would promise one beer after much toil and many lashes from the slavedrivers scourge of fire, only for the Thrasher to discover that it is a warm, flat can of KEYSTONE!!!
V.


or even better, it the BM piss mixed with warm perrier.... :wink:


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valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.



Which means his beer would never get warm. :idea:

Who's the real winner now?


Slaves are not allowed to consume beer, warm or otherwise!
Toil and suffering, thus is their lot.
V.


Pfft, it'll be an eternity before the thrasher wakes up from sleeping off the hangover, and after that, good luck getting any work done.


Well, his lazy ass would awaken eventually, and then the BM slavemaster would promise one beer after much toil and many lashes from the slavedrivers scourge of fire, only for the Thrasher to discover that it is a warm, flat can of KEYSTONE!!!
And lest that is satisfacory beer for his pedestrian palate, he would be forced to endure an endless stream of Boyz II Men, Kenny G, and The Backstreet Boys, a.k.a. The Backdoor Boys, interspersed with Nelly and 50 Cent!
V.


Thrasher: YOU COULDN'T BUY ME IF YOU TRIED!

*The sound of the keystone cracking open echoes throughout the abyss.*


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OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


O.K., lets say for the sake of argument that the thrasher was somehow able to beat the Black Metal Barbarian to death, even though he is a headless torso :roll:.
The BM barbarian would then haunt the Thrasher from beyond the grave, tormenting him to the point that not even alcohol can drive the demons of madness back; at this point the Thrasher would commit suicide and become the BM wraiths astral slave in the abyss beyond the frozen wastes for eternity upon eternity.
V.



Which means his beer would never get warm. :idea:

Who's the real winner now?


Slaves are not allowed to consume beer, warm or otherwise!
Toil and suffering, thus is their lot.
V.


Pfft, it'll be an eternity before the thrasher wakes up from sleeping off the hangover, and after that, good luck getting any work done.


Well, his lazy ass would awaken eventually, and then the BM slavemaster would promise one beer after much toil and many lashes from the slavedrivers scourge of fire, only for the Thrasher to discover that it is a warm, flat can of KEYSTONE!!!
And lest that is satisfacory beer for his pedestrian palate, he would be forced to endure an endless stream of Boyz II Men, Kenny G, and The Backstreet Boys, a.k.a. The Backdoor Boys, interspersed with Nelly and 50 Cent!
V.


Thrasher: YOU COULDN'T BUY ME IF YOU TRIED!

*The sound of the keystone cracking open echoes throughout the abyss.*


Well, then its an endless stream of Boyz II Men, Kenny G., Backdoor Boyz, Nelly and 50 Cent... and CULTURE CLUB; and for his brazen insolence, he will be forced to watch Oprah and Dr. Phil, as well, whilst his Lord and master drinks some fine ale in his plebeian prescence, sardonically laughing from his undefiled throne of righteousness ... such will be the nature of Thrashers bleak, bleak eternity of enslavement.
V.


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Hails and Cheers to OFC and Holy Terror for maintaining a sense of humor during the "metal war"!
May the ale flow freely, that thine goblets never run dry, may the soft flesh of wenches be willing and bountiful and may poseurs tremble in fear in thy prescence, for pigeonhearted thralls they be!
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It's good to see a thread that was originally so nasty and aggressive degenerate into a bunch of silliness. :D
It's easy for thrash people and black metal fans to find some common ground.


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