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black or thrash?
black metal 49%  49%  [ 39 ]
thrash metal 51%  51%  [ 41 ]
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As soon as * TANKARD * beheld theTrue Norwegian Black Metal Barbarians, they knew once and for all who REALLY had stolen their beer, for the scrawny makeup ridden BM band had already drank it all. Because of their small statures, and overall lightweightedness, they had already passed out. And Tankard shrugged, wondering how any number of "men" could succumb to a single case of beer, as they stole the wallets of the inebriated to buy some more...

No less than 2 members of Darkthrone died from alcohol poisoning.
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So that's how Darkthrone became a two member band. Cool.


Whoever would write something so deluded, should at least use their own signature... And as for scrawniness, I don't know of too many burly thrash bands, thats just dumb.
We are talking about the force of MUSIC, not who can drink more beer. Besides, I don't think Darkthrone carry wallets...
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We are talking about the force of the music, dude. Like Holy Terror (Someone you agreed with) said, BMer's sing their pagan chants, and drink blood, while Thrasher's sing about anything involving being a baddass, and in Tankard's case, drinking, kicking ass, and drinking.

It only makes sense that I picture their personas being similar to some wizardry nutjob, trying to burn a church in sacrafice in order to summon demons, etc etc... meanwhile taking a lead pipe to the head from the beer gutted drunk with violent tendencies.

Yeah, hit me with some BM theology now, about it all being anti-everything, and not about Satan. Either way, I still don't picture a world class fighter, or even a stumble gut brawler, when I hear the title "Theologist."

And the wallet comment... I mean, with all the jobs Black Metal bands hold down. :wink:


well I see two very different scenarios taking place
one:
While your drunken Thrashie was staggering around brandishing his lead pipe, the Black Metal Barbarian whispers the appropriate commands to the night sky, thereby summoning legions of demons to do his bidding; and, lo... a crack would appear in the blackened sky, vomiting forth a ravenous swarm of pain, wrath and torment, black-winged and razor-clawed,
hungry for warm blood and living flesh, to descend upon his enemy, who before his besotted mind can register what is happening to him, is reduced to a pile of stripped-clean-white bones, and perhaps a few shreds of shit-stained underwear, his soul possessed and tormented in darkness and pain for all eternity in the bargain. The demonic swarm, thus sated, (for now!) would hence be sent back to the abyss from whence it came.
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Or the Black metal barbarian would simply laugh in disgust at the sodden folly of bringing a lead pipe to a sword fight , chop off his head, arms and legs, and burn the corpse in offering to the ineffably puissant Lord of Shadows and Magick.
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look at that Fenriz compilation, with Destruction, Sodom etc. there, you can't deny the importance of thrash in black metal, and death metal too for that matter.

of course black metal grew to become more than thht, with the atmosphere, ideals, etc., but you know what i mean.

but i don't think it's worth arguing which of the genres, quaility-wise, is the best one, as we all have different notions of quaility and look for different things in music. the poll up there ^^ is because of the high representation of black metallers here (not that i have a problem with it, mind you).

oh and in terms of sheer brutality.. death metal apart... you can't compete with Dark Angel, old Sepultura, Sodom, Kreator,
Destruction... to me anyways.

but it's metal, and it all kicks ass in the end.

just a question on Emperor - i always thought they were black metal. what do you (black metallers) have to say on this?

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Marduk is as Black Metas as Dimmu.


Marduk's first three albums are 100% Black Metal (or shall I say 100% Northern Music? ) and until LGDM Marduk managed to maintain approx 70-90% of it's BM essence.

On BM vs TM question:
Yes, I prefer Black over Thrash, but it's indeed like two different things (Ok, they come from the same tree, but they became different/evolved). The apple-and-orange example explains it perfectly: someone likes apples, someone - oranges, but you never expect from an orange the taste of an apple, do you?

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just a question on Emperor - i always thought they were black metal. what do you (black metallers) have to say on this?


Until Anthems everything was pure Black (or again, I think the term Northen Music suits it better). Anthems (or even Reverence) was were Emperor lost their goal, concept and a part of their BM substance . And they only moved away from BM from album to album. Everything post-Eclipse is good, but not as good as Eclipse, were you have the feeling that Lucifer himself twirled the handles in the studio.


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Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


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Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
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valefor wrote:
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Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
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Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?

Oh, and about the sword fight... I don't think the managers at Office Max and McDonald's would appreciate their employees bringing swords to work.


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Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
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Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


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I mean there have to be some guidelines to this very amusing game; if you are cut into pieces, you cannot beat anyone to death... :roll:
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Holy_Terror can you tell me some good unknown thrash bands? :D


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:06 pm 
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Holy_Terror can you tell me some good unknown thrash bands? :D


a few band worth cheking :
(europe)
- Coroner
- Deathrow
- Assassin
- Holy moses
- Accuser
(america)
- Holy Terror
- Vio-Lence
- Forbidden
- Heathen
- Sacred Reich
- Whiplash
- Atheist
- Hades
- Watchtower
- Voivod

not only Holy terror knows Thrash... :twisted:


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valefor wrote:
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Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.

I say your backs against the wall... let's see if you can prove me wrong.


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valefor wrote:
I mean there have to be some guidelines to this very amusing game; if you are cut into pieces, you cannot beat anyone to death... :roll:
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Is a mighty theologist going to allow himself to be chained by the rules? :twisted:


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OurFinestCoward wrote:
valefor wrote:
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valefor wrote:
Holy_Terror wrote:
Well Valefor......while the BM guy is summoning his cloud of darkness.....the thrasher has just chugged a pint of Pale Ale and finished listening to some Dark Angel.....so he is suffering from the Hunger of the Undead.....thus he will destroy and devour any and all legions of of uncouth race that besot him. Dinful shall be their coming, traquil shall be their demise!!!


HA! but then he would die in wracked, writhing agony from the evil indigestion which would consume him alive, from the inside out.
V.



Sure he would... but, only after beating the BMer to death. So, technically, Thrash wins, right?


Wrong.
Headless, armless and legless? Your thrashie has already been done in, by this time, you are taking too many liberties
reread the post where the tharsher meets his hapless demise.
Sword > lead pipe.. its simple arithmetic.


Yeah, but the BMers low paying job wouldn't let him bring the sword in the first place. Hey man, they gotta keep their feet on the ground somehow!!!

Unarmed<Pipe.


Hmmm... are we fighting at the workplace? If so, how does an unemployed Thrasher fit in, certainly not shopping, because you need MONEY, hence a job, for that.
But, anyways, I was pretty sure that the BM barbarian had his trusty sword when he reduced the Thrasher to a headless torso, before burning his drunken body parts.
Low paying job > no job...
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Exactly, the thrasher has nothing better to do than loiter...


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Thanks a lot mighty emokid i downloaded Eternal Nightmare from Vio-Lence and its pretty fucking good!! Thanks a lot man :D


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slayer(or any other decent thrash band for that matter) would just be too fast for any damned bm band to get a punch in-*insert bm band here* would try to summon some demon and slayer would call up satan and whoop his ass! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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slayer(or any other decent thrash band for that matter) would just be too fast for any damned bm band to get a punch in-*insert bm band here* would try to summon some demon and slayer would call up satan and whoop his ass! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


You don't even listen to any BM so why are you talking about it..


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Exactly, the thrasher has nothing better to do than loiter...


HAHA! I am glad you are not taking this so seriously!
Honestly, I like some Thrash, but Black Metal will always dominate in my view... meh, to each their own.
BTW, get a job!
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Thanks a lot mighty emokid i downloaded Eternal Nightmare from Vio-Lence and its pretty fucking good!! Thanks a lot man :D


you're welcome....


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slayer(or any other decent thrash band for that matter) would just be too fast for any damned bm band to get a punch in-*insert bm band here* would try to summon some demon and slayer would call up satan and whoop his ass! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Slayer is about as evil as a bowl of Cheerios...
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