Moron on Metal Archives

Orion · **Posted:** Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:03 pm

So I was reading reviews for Vital Remains - Dechristianize on Metal Archives and this one dude was talking about the melodic leads. He then went on to say this:

Quote:

“Melody”, for those of you unfamiliar with the word, is an important musical concept first invented by Iron Maiden some time in the early to mid eighties, and later perfected by Swedish bands in the late nineties. It mainly involves heavily-produced lead guitars playing sugary sequences of notes and simple harmonies, with special attention towards making sure that everyone in your potential audience, including anyone who might be afflicted with severe brain damage, will have no difficulty whatsoever following your music. That’s what I’ve managed to infer by reading the copy generated by other metal reviewers and label promo departments, anyway.

:roll:

Anonymous · **Posted:** Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:04 pm

pwnage.

I like MELODY SOMETIMES OK.

noodles · **Posted:** Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:09 pm

you do realize he's being sarcastic right?

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:25 pm

There's quite a few of those morons in MA, though I'm not so sure about this one. He sounds like a funny guy, I loled.

Orion · **Posted:** Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:27 pm

noodles wrote:

you do realize he's being sarcastic right?

He said he was being sarcastic but if you read the next paragraph he talks about how the leads in VR aren't that great. Then something about brutal death metal moving into Gothenburg territory. So.....he's a moron.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:46 pm

Metal Archives is full of morons. I read a random thread on the forum sometimes, just to increase my blood pressure.

December Flower · **Posted:** Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:21 pm

Zad wrote:

Metal Archives is full of morons. I read a random thread on the forum sometimes, just to increase my blood pressure.

The MA forum makes the Metal Crypt forum look intelligent. And that says a lot.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:21 am

There's forums there? Thanks for the warning. I generally just go there when I'm looking to find something out about a band I don't know. The band stuff is generally accurate.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:34 pm

"Moron on Metal Archives"

O RLY?

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:57 pm

Radagast wrote:

"Moron on Metal Archives"

O RLY?

O'Reilly? no, it's O'Reily.

leee · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:22 am

Eyesore wrote:

There's forums there? Thanks for the warning. I generally just go there when I'm looking to find something out about a band I don't know. The band stuff is generally accurate.

Their forums are ok, but full of Elitest, you better stay far away Ken. They will sniff out your 3 doors down love and hunt you down......

Eyesore · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:27 am

leee wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

There's forums there? Thanks for the warning. I generally just go there when I'm looking to find something out about a band I don't know. The band stuff is generally accurate.

Their forums are ok, but full of Elitest, you better stay far away Ken. They will sniff out your 3 doors down love and hunt you down......

If that forum is full of elitists dickwads I would be banned almost immediately.

leee · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:46 am

Eyesore wrote:

leee wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

There's forums there? Thanks for the warning. I generally just go there when I'm looking to find something out about a band I don't know. The band stuff is generally accurate.

Their forums are ok, but full of Elitest, you better stay far away Ken. They will sniff out your 3 doors down love and hunt you down......

If that forum is full of elitists dickwads I would be banned almost immediately.

you would

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