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 Post subject: The Michael Kiske Story
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:24 pm 
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http://kiske.praxinoscope.tv/


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:50 pm 
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Damn him!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:00 pm 
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l: hahaha! "I am the leader now, bow down to me or I'll leave the band!" This could've gone on for a lot longer. Kiske's name is on the Avantasia albums.
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Kiske
"I'll start a band with that dummy Deris' old band mates. It will be all about me b/c it has my name on it and we will make it very soft rock like."

Place Vendom releases their debut.

Kiske
"ARGH!!!! They made everything heavy sounding and it hurts my ears. I'm not doing anything with them anymore!! I'm done with metal/ hard rock"

Tobias calls Kiske about a guest appearance on the new Superheroes single.

Kiske
"No I'm done with metal!!"

Tobias
"I'll pay you"

Kiske
"OK!!!"

Judas at the opera is released and is loved by fans b/c it is a fast paced heavy metal song. It has every element of music Kiske hates so much. Yet Kiske is on the song. But now, definitely now, Kiske is done with metal/hard rock. Again.

He releases his latest effort which bombs and sounds worse than me leaning over the toilet dry heaving. It is SOFT ROCK!! :shock: Maybe, just maybe, he means it this time.

to be continued...


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:30 pm 
Hehehe. There are about 200 albums they missed. He's guested on a ton of albums!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:34 pm 
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Lolz. What a douche.

Would this happen to be penned by our very own Mindtraveller?


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:43 pm 
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Hmmm....I got it from a guy on the Falconer forum. I didn't realise he'd written it himself.

I hadn't got round to asking if they were the same guy, but I'd guess not.


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