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What should my band be called?
Daemon Hammer 7%  7%  [ 2 ]
Heathen Sword 36%  36%  [ 10 ]
They're both shit 57%  57%  [ 16 ]
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Power metal, our lyrics are about slaying daemons and killing heritics set in the year 40000 (based on warhammer, like bolt thrower)


Best of luck with that. I want to see an LP full of that. No offence on my part at all, man, I am just saying maybe you should consider the inspiration factor on that topic a little more.


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Dragonfart (if that isnt already taken)



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Zad wrote:
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Ebola
Stuart And The Warriormen
Firestarter
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We Like Hammers
Amish McBeth
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We Prefer Slayer When They Had 'Dragon' Before The 'Slayer'-Bit
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antichrist paradox wrote:
stuartn15ted wrote:
Power metal, our lyrics are about slaying daemons and killing heritics set in the year 40000 (based on warhammer, like bolt thrower)


Best of luck with that. I want to see an LP full of that. No offence on my part at all, man, I am just saying maybe you should consider the inspiration factor on that topic a little more.


I can't say i've ever been inspired by any power metal lyrics ever, the best they've got out of me is laughter. I think its all about being cheesy and over the top, look at dragonforce, you can't take that stuff too seriouly. We were considering doing songs about every metal cliche (dragons, battles and shit like that), we thought that would be funny. but warhammer comics are to cool not to write about.

And guys thanks for your opinions.

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judging on who asked I'd say Simple Minds's more fitting :wink:


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