Okay, THIS is the worst band ever...

Anonymous · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2006 5:35 pm

http://www.garageband.com/artist/slavic_punk

Wow... :shock:

Goat · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2006 5:45 pm

crast · **Joined:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:29 pm **Posts:** 1502

hahaha, wtf??

.:crast:.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2006 6:02 pm

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2006 6:58 pm

The bio is almost as ridiculous as the music.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

The bio is almost as ridiculous as the music.

can't agree more..this truly is awful :?

Desolate Ever After · **Joined:** Sun May 14, 2006 8:12 pm **Posts:** 112

Tyrion wrote:

http://www.garageband.com/artist/slavic_punk

Wow... :shock:

Oh, I don't know about that

...Eternal Combustion would still give him a run for his money, IMO.

The thing, I have to scratch my head at the band name...what's punk about it, except the lack of talent? :wink:

ElTipo · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2006 8:08 pm

"Report problems by clicking the 'Help' button above." If only it could help me, if only.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2006 8:18 pm

Desolate Ever After wrote:

Oh, I don't know about that

...Eternal Combustion would still give him a run for his money, IMO.

The thing, I have to scratch my head at the band name...what's punk about it, except the lack of talent? :wink:

Eternal Combustion, as god-awful as they are, is nowhere near as bad as this...

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2006 8:42 pm

This has to be a joke. If it's not, it's totally not funny.

Sifl · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2006 9:30 pm

Desolate Ever After · **Joined:** Sun May 14, 2006 8:12 pm **Posts:** 112

Eyesore wrote:

This has to be a joke. If it's not, it's totally not funny.

Unfortunately, it's for real. Tyrion got the link from me; the "artist" posts at another forum I belong to and he seems quite proud of his "music." He asked people for good reviews...I didn't have the heart to tell him he sucked and would probably have to pay people a ton of money to get them to help him out with his next project. *stare* I think his first step should be a new vocalist, though.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Wed May 31, 2006 10:38 pm

Desolate Ever After wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

This has to be a joke. If it's not, it's totally not funny.

Unfortunately, it's for real. Tyrion got the link from me; the "artist" posts at another forum I belong to and he seems quite proud of his "music." He asked people for good reviews...I didn't have the heart to tell him he sucked and would probably have to pay people a ton of money to get them to help him out with his next project. *stare* I think his first step should be a new vocalist, though.

No fucking way!!! :lol:

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:16 pm

Yikes. I turned off Pelican for THAT?

Nope. No shred of hope for humanity left in this body folks, and stuff like this is the reason why.

Lord Jotun · **Posted:** Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:46 pm

This is so fukking kvlt! :lol:

grandbazaar · **Posted:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:50 am

Tyrion wrote:

http://www.garageband.com/artist/slavic_punk

Wow... :shock:

eurh awful!

influenced by "MegaDeath" is there even such a band with that spelling ??

oh and must I add that it sounds nothing like is influences or whatever he mentions...

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:22 am

I'm listening to that lame-ass song "Dungeons & Dragons", and I don't think I can listen to any other songs. :lol:

This is really horrible. What really kills me is that the rest of the band seems content to play random notes as the vocalist makes an utter mockery of himself as he clumsily stumbles around with the lyrics in that ridiculous growling/singing heavily accented voice of his.

"Woa-ooo-aa-aah!-aah-aa-aaah-ooo-ooo-aaa!!!"

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