Metal Reviews

Doesn't he show the dong in that movie? There you go, Zadrthur, one more reason to see it.

Oh hell... :roll:

You know I don't mind if you call me an asshole, or a poser, or a faggot, or whatever, but god damnit Eyesore, you WILL NOT call me Zad. That is just plain fucked up. There is a line and it has been CROSSED. :x

Zad is an asshole poser faggot, so what's the difference?

Shit you got me there. :cry:

Listen, shitmonger, stop pretending to be me. It isn't funny. Why Ken can't just play match-the-IP for a minute or two is beyond me...

And Intermission is good, but it's an Irish film, so probably none've you lot will have heard of it. Worth tracking down, though.

How the fuck am I pretending to be YOU?! How the hell would I even do that anyway? Stop having sex and masturbate until I go half blind?

And what the fuck does intermission have to do with anything?

Or tell tales about going to Dragonforce gigs with your imaginary wife? :roll:

And are you fucking blind, or did you not see that COLIN BLOODY FARRELL is in it?

Please, whoever you are, this is not funny.

Zad, he's not pretending to be you. Ken's just accusing you of having two accounts in every thread he can find at the minute.

And he wonders why people get pissed off at him... :roll:

All the daft sod has to do is check IPs, but he'd rather wind everyone up. The troll. :o

Anyway, Rosario Dawson.....mhhhmhmh booooobies.

Ah been reading that have you? I am flattered by your patronage.



Oh right, heh heh umm uhhh well then I guess go fuck yourself.

Yea Eyesore thinks he's freaking Matlock all of a sudden. Not really sure what's up with that, but hell it is pretty funny. And yes Rosario's boobs are devine. I thought Collin Farrel was going to get crushed by them in Alexander...oh man that would be the perfect way to die.

Shhhh!

Hey, Miles from Star Trek DS9 is the lead actor in it! I have to see this movie.

I like boobies!

Eyesore, I will kindly ask you to never make reference to that movie again.

:evil: :evil: :evil: EVER. :evil: :evil: :evil:

I've never seen it, I just laugh every time I hear that line. Hahaha. Was it bad?

Oh dude, .....dude......bad is just the tip of the iceberg. You know what, bad doesn't even cut it. They need to come up with a new word for how terrible this movie is. It's like.....it's like.....watching an abortion, O.K.? Like imagine sitting down and watching a doctor rip a fetus from a woman and repeatedly stab it in the face with some scissors, and then maybe you would come close to how bad this movie is. MAYBE. Especially considering the artsy movies you seem to like, stay the fuck away from this. Imagine five Adam Sandler movies put together and then take out the parts where you at least chuckle a little bit, and then maybe you would have what it is like to watch The Ringer. I am the sort of guy who usually finishes a movie off no matter what, but about halfway through I just could not take it anymore. :evil:

Christ! Badassed doctors up your way, no? They don't generally perform abortions like that...

Well no, I was exagerating for dramatic effect, you know how that goes. 8)

Although they DO have this thing called partial birth abortion where the infant is actually killed by having some scissors stabbed into the back of its neck.