The "Avenged Sevenfold Member Says Something Moronic" Thread

unknownkadath666 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:26 pm

if he was much smarter than the rest of them we would smack them and stop them from speaking........and if he was smart as a regular person he would make the band stop its slipery slope of suck-i-nes

Caligula_K · **Joined:** Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm **Posts:** 3561

Ha, a bit off topic, but I just read that Manowar interview posted on page 5.. That's some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

Quote:

Joey: "Are you prepared to die for metal? Have you ever thought about that? Are you prepared to die for metal?"

Götz: No. I prefer living.

Joey: "But I'm ready! I'm ready to die!"

Götz: Great.

Joey: "Do you want me to prove it?"

Götz: And how would you do that?

Joey: "Do you want to come on stage in Dortmund and shoot me?"

Götz: I wouldn't go that far.

Joey: "Why not?"

Götz: Because I'd prefer it of you'd just play good music.

Joey. "I make good music. I write the best music that I can write and I play the best music I can play. Okay?"

Götz: Okay.

Joey: "I'm preprared to die, remember that. And when you're ready let me know. Write that! Write that I'm ready to die for metal and you're not!"

[/quote]

The_Voice · **Posted:** Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:49 am

Brahm_K wrote:

Ha, a bit off topic, but I just read that Manowar interview posted on page 5.. That's some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

Quote:

Joey: "Are you prepared to die for metal? Have you ever thought about that? Are you prepared to die for metal?"

Götz: No. I prefer living.

Joey: "But I'm ready! I'm ready to die!"

Götz: Great.

Joey: "Do you want me to prove it?"

Götz: And how would you do that?

Joey: "Do you want to come on stage in Dortmund and shoot me?"

Götz: I wouldn't go that far.

Joey: "Why not?"

Götz: Because I'd prefer it of you'd just play good music.

Joey. "I make good music. I write the best music that I can write and I play the best music I can play. Okay?"

Götz: Okay.

Joey: "I'm preprared to die, remember that. And when you're ready let me know. Write that! Write that I'm ready to die for metal and you're not!"

[/quote]

:shock: fuck, i missed that one.

Shakaz · **Posted:** Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:27 pm

You can see his devotion to metal, i respect that, and Avenged Sevenfold are a guilty pleasure, the new album because i have not listened to any of the old ones.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:15 pm

Leafing through an Avenged Sevenfold interview, sure I can find something idiotic. Ah here we are (this is paraphrased because I'm lazy)
Interviewer: Why do you have such loyal fans?

Shadows: Our fans like our honesty. They know they'll get the truth from us. We don't smell of corporate shit.

Make of that what you will.

P.S Just read the Manowar interview, that is funny man! I'm prepared to get a nasty paper cut of a lyric booklet in the name of metal but that's about it

Radagast · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:40 pm

Shakaz wrote:

You can see his devotion to metal, i respect that, and Avenged Sevenfold are a guilty pleasure, the new album because i have not listened to any of the old ones.

Yeah, dedication to Metal. I guess that's why they've gone through three distinct sounds in as many albums.

Stefan · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:54 pm

Radagast wrote:

Shakaz wrote:

You can see his devotion to metal, i respect that, and Avenged Sevenfold are a guilty pleasure, the new album because i have not listened to any of the old ones.

Yeah, dedication to Metal. I guess that's why they've gone through three distinct sounds in as many albums.

that's unbelievably unfair of you... the first two followed the same path only the second showed more traces of heavy metal and City of Evil has just a better production and arrangements and the new voice of the singer... and it's thei finest and a (not guilty) pleasure of mine as you might already know... :roll:
but yeah, their interviews and the very look of 'em is annoying but the music kicks ass and, after all, it's what really matters... 8)

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:05 pm

Avenged Sevenfold are bandwagon jumping. They're hopping from trend to trend. Don't be a fan boy.

Mindtraveller · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:12 pm

I enjoy the music. So what if they're assholes. I'm not going to a show. I am not even buying a t-shirt. I'm enjoying the music. And the new album is very happy sounding, so I'm content in all my power metal loving homosexuality.

December Flower · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:55 pm

It's pretty clear that these guys are morons of the highest order, but City of Evil is a pretty good album in my humble opinion.

Mindtraveller wrote:

I enjoy the music. So what if they're assholes. I'm not going to a show. I am not even buying a t-shirt. I'm enjoying the music. And the new album is very happy sounding, so I'm content in all my power metal loving homosexuality.

Judging by that post, I think that we have quite similar taste in music

Eyesore · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 5:34 am

This is funny:

Quote:

MTV.com reports: A beef between AVENGED SEVENFOLD and THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN is taking shape. According to DILLINGER's MySpace page, a feud had been festering for several months when AVENGED frontman M. Shadows turned up the heat during a recent interview, saying DILLINGER "make sh---y noises and try to pass it off as music." "What about bands that make sh---y noise and try to pass it off as GUNS N' ROSES?" a DILLINGER MySpace post read in response. "This guy and his merry band of musical clowns get more hilarious by the minute. M. Shadows' real name is Matt Sanders or some sh--." With that in mind, DILLINGER say they've decided to change their stage names in derision. "So, in his honor, our new names are officially as follows: G. Piranha, Blaster Master Weinman, Bullwhip Benoit, Corpsef---er Pennie [and] Leafeater Wilson. Those are going to be the names on our new CD — 100 percent serious."

And apparently this is from buddyhead.com, good stuff: :lol:

Quote:

Music can be an ugly thing kids. In this band’s case, it’s so vile and disgusting that it’s on par with animal rape, and finger-banging your Aunt Marcy’s poopshoot. In 2005 we saw the rise of a band that makes those same vile things seem… well, not so bad. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we'd like to introduce to you, the Limp Bizkit of the screamo/metal-core/Warped Tour world… Avenged Sevenfold!!! In the 80's, if you liked “metal” you had to choose a side. You were either down with the heavy shit like Slayer and Metallica, or you inhaled dicks while wearing spandex and listening to Poison and Winger. These dudes are the Poison of 2005, but without all the record sales and arenas full of people. 110% cheeseball posers with choreographed rock moves, ridiculous “spooky” stage names, fake ass strippers (even though the dipshit jock pseudo-goth singer’s girlfriend is their tour manager. Yeah bro, that’s about as rock n’ roll as bringing your sister on tour you ass pro. How are your “bros” gonna fuck the 14-year-old Warped Tour cum-pits that you dudes inebriate and wrestle onto your bus with your coat-rack around? Haven’t you ever heard the expression “Don’t bring sand to the beach”?), smoke machines and poser lights at outdoor concerts, vintage cowboy/biker/truckstop clothes, and shitty makeup via the same cocksmoke manager that brought us Disturbed. Thanks but no thanks. Did we mention these dudes think “St. Anger” is a “killer” Metallica record, and that the bass player gets drunk and sucks off the guitarist, or are those just “tour secrets”? Ooops. Seriously, if you like this fucking band you should seek therapy and check out this thing called sexual activity. It rules.

Rhys · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 5:49 am

Eyesore wrote:

This is funny:

Quote:

MTV.com reports: A beef between AVENGED SEVENFOLD and THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN is taking shape. According to DILLINGER's MySpace page, a feud had been festering for several months when AVENGED frontman M. Shadows turned up the heat during a recent interview, saying DILLINGER "make sh---y noises and try to pass it off as music." "What about bands that make sh---y noise and try to pass it off as GUNS N' ROSES?" a DILLINGER MySpace post read in response. "This guy and his merry band of musical clowns get more hilarious by the minute. M. Shadows' real name is Matt Sanders or some sh--." With that in mind, DILLINGER say they've decided to change their stage names in derision. "So, in his honor, our new names are officially as follows: G. Piranha, Blaster Master Weinman, Bullwhip Benoit, Corpsef---er Pennie [and] Leafeater Wilson. Those are going to be the names on our new CD — 100 percent serious."

And apparently this is from buddyhead.com, good stuff: :lol:

Quote:

Music can be an ugly thing kids. In this band’s case, it’s so vile and disgusting that it’s on par with animal rape, and finger-banging your Aunt Marcy’s poopshoot. In 2005 we saw the rise of a band that makes those same vile things seem… well, not so bad. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we'd like to introduce to you, the Limp Bizkit of the screamo/metal-core/Warped Tour world… Avenged Sevenfold!!! In the 80's, if you liked “metal” you had to choose a side. You were either down with the heavy shit like Slayer and Metallica, or you inhaled dicks while wearing spandex and listening to Poison and Winger. These dudes are the Poison of 2005, but without all the record sales and arenas full of people. 110% cheeseball posers with choreographed rock moves, ridiculous “spooky” stage names, fake ass strippers (even though the dipshit jock pseudo-goth singer’s girlfriend is their tour manager. Yeah bro, that’s about as rock n’ roll as bringing your sister on tour you ass pro. How are your “bros” gonna fuck the 14-year-old Warped Tour cum-pits that you dudes inebriate and wrestle onto your bus with your coat-rack around? Haven’t you ever heard the expression “Don’t bring sand to the beach”?), smoke machines and poser lights at outdoor concerts, vintage cowboy/biker/truckstop clothes, and shitty makeup via the same cocksmoke manager that brought us Disturbed. Thanks but no thanks. Did we mention these dudes think “St. Anger” is a “killer” Metallica record, and that the bass player gets drunk and sucks off the guitarist, or are those just “tour secrets”? Ooops. Seriously, if you like this fucking band you should seek therapy and check out this thing called sexual activity. It rules.

Why would a band with some integrity and talent like The Dillinger Escape Plan even bother to get involved in a stupid feud with this bunch of fashion-core posers.... :roll:

Anonymous · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 5:52 am

following the reaper wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

This is funny:

Quote:

MTV.com reports: A beef between AVENGED SEVENFOLD and THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN is taking shape. According to DILLINGER's MySpace page, a feud had been festering for several months when AVENGED frontman M. Shadows turned up the heat during a recent interview, saying DILLINGER "make sh---y noises and try to pass it off as music." "What about bands that make sh---y noise and try to pass it off as GUNS N' ROSES?" a DILLINGER MySpace post read in response. "This guy and his merry band of musical clowns get more hilarious by the minute. M. Shadows' real name is Matt Sanders or some sh--." With that in mind, DILLINGER say they've decided to change their stage names in derision. "So, in his honor, our new names are officially as follows: G. Piranha, Blaster Master Weinman, Bullwhip Benoit, Corpsef---er Pennie [and] Leafeater Wilson. Those are going to be the names on our new CD — 100 percent serious."

And apparently this is from buddyhead.com, good stuff: :lol:

Quote:

Music can be an ugly thing kids. In this band’s case, it’s so vile and disgusting that it’s on par with animal rape, and finger-banging your Aunt Marcy’s poopshoot. In 2005 we saw the rise of a band that makes those same vile things seem… well, not so bad. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we'd like to introduce to you, the Limp Bizkit of the screamo/metal-core/Warped Tour world… Avenged Sevenfold!!! In the 80's, if you liked “metal” you had to choose a side. You were either down with the heavy shit like Slayer and Metallica, or you inhaled dicks while wearing spandex and listening to Poison and Winger. These dudes are the Poison of 2005, but without all the record sales and arenas full of people. 110% cheeseball posers with choreographed rock moves, ridiculous “spooky” stage names, fake ass strippers (even though the dipshit jock pseudo-goth singer’s girlfriend is their tour manager. Yeah bro, that’s about as rock n’ roll as bringing your sister on tour you ass pro. How are your “bros” gonna fuck the 14-year-old Warped Tour cum-pits that you dudes inebriate and wrestle onto your bus with your coat-rack around? Haven’t you ever heard the expression “Don’t bring sand to the beach”?), smoke machines and poser lights at outdoor concerts, vintage cowboy/biker/truckstop clothes, and shitty makeup via the same cocksmoke manager that brought us Disturbed. Thanks but no thanks. Did we mention these dudes think “St. Anger” is a “killer” Metallica record, and that the bass player gets drunk and sucks off the guitarist, or are those just “tour secrets”? Ooops. Seriously, if you like this fucking band you should seek therapy and check out this thing called sexual activity. It rules.

Why would a band with some integrity and talent like The Dillinger Escape Plan even bother to get involved in a stupid feud with this bunch of fashion-core posers.... :roll:

Umm what? TDEP suck.

Rhys · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 5:56 am

Husker wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

This is funny:

Quote:

MTV.com reports: A beef between AVENGED SEVENFOLD and THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN is taking shape. According to DILLINGER's MySpace page, a feud had been festering for several months when AVENGED frontman M. Shadows turned up the heat during a recent interview, saying DILLINGER "make sh---y noises and try to pass it off as music." "What about bands that make sh---y noise and try to pass it off as GUNS N' ROSES?" a DILLINGER MySpace post read in response. "This guy and his merry band of musical clowns get more hilarious by the minute. M. Shadows' real name is Matt Sanders or some sh--." With that in mind, DILLINGER say they've decided to change their stage names in derision. "So, in his honor, our new names are officially as follows: G. Piranha, Blaster Master Weinman, Bullwhip Benoit, Corpsef---er Pennie [and] Leafeater Wilson. Those are going to be the names on our new CD — 100 percent serious."

And apparently this is from buddyhead.com, good stuff: :lol:

Quote:

Music can be an ugly thing kids. In this band’s case, it’s so vile and disgusting that it’s on par with animal rape, and finger-banging your Aunt Marcy’s poopshoot. In 2005 we saw the rise of a band that makes those same vile things seem… well, not so bad. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we'd like to introduce to you, the Limp Bizkit of the screamo/metal-core/Warped Tour world… Avenged Sevenfold!!! In the 80's, if you liked “metal” you had to choose a side. You were either down with the heavy shit like Slayer and Metallica, or you inhaled dicks while wearing spandex and listening to Poison and Winger. These dudes are the Poison of 2005, but without all the record sales and arenas full of people. 110% cheeseball posers with choreographed rock moves, ridiculous “spooky” stage names, fake ass strippers (even though the dipshit jock pseudo-goth singer’s girlfriend is their tour manager. Yeah bro, that’s about as rock n’ roll as bringing your sister on tour you ass pro. How are your “bros” gonna fuck the 14-year-old Warped Tour cum-pits that you dudes inebriate and wrestle onto your bus with your coat-rack around? Haven’t you ever heard the expression “Don’t bring sand to the beach”?), smoke machines and poser lights at outdoor concerts, vintage cowboy/biker/truckstop clothes, and shitty makeup via the same cocksmoke manager that brought us Disturbed. Thanks but no thanks. Did we mention these dudes think “St. Anger” is a “killer” Metallica record, and that the bass player gets drunk and sucks off the guitarist, or are those just “tour secrets”? Ooops. Seriously, if you like this fucking band you should seek therapy and check out this thing called sexual activity. It rules.

Why would a band with some integrity and talent like The Dillinger Escape Plan even bother to get involved in a stupid feud with this bunch of fashion-core posers.... :roll:

Umm what? TDEP suck.

Well thats your opinion, and im not going to argue against it. But surely you think they are better than Avenged Sevenfold?

Older Dillinger stuff before they got lumped in (wrongly) with the metalcore crowd is better imo.

noodles · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 6:17 am

I think DEP are just doing it for fun.

I like the name Leafeater Wilson ^^

Eyesore · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 6:18 am

This is what I think...

1. DEP are better musicians.
2. A7X (gay acronym) write better songs.
3. Both bands suck.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 6:21 am

Eyesore wrote:

This is what I think...

1. DEP are better musicians.
2. A7X (gay acronym) write better songs.
3. Both bands suck.

YES.

Stefan · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 6:46 am

Husker wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

This is what I think...

1. DEP are better musicians.
2. A7X (gay acronym) write better songs.
3. Both bands suck.

YES.

NO
(using the oh! so informative Husker way... :roll: )
agreed on 1 & 2
3. both bands are good (Avenged Sevenfold are a tad better)

NP
Fugazi "Instrument Soundtrack" (but this is way better ! 8) )

Rhys · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 7:19 am

Stefan wrote:

Husker wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

This is what I think...

1. DEP are better musicians.
2. A7X (gay acronym) write better songs.
3. Both bands suck.

YES.

NO
(using the oh! so informative Husker way... :roll: )
agreed on 1 & 2
3. both bands are good (Avenged Sevenfold are a tad better)

NP
Fugazi "Instrument Soundtrack" (but this is way better ! 8) )

BULLSHIT!!! :twisted:

TDEP > A7X

And i see they are having a laugh, but why bother.......especially with A7X :roll:

Arthur · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 7:20 am

Hrmm well with any luck at all, both bands will kill each other in a brutal showdown. Fuck, that would rule so hard.

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