Metal Reviews

Lolz. Man that song sucks.

I'm getting better. Cool.

Tired, I'm going to bed.

Like writing. And well.

I feel like shit. Was fucking hammered last night and me and my mate had the great idea of riding home at 4 in the mornig. Got about 1/2 a mile before i fall face first over the handle bars. There was blood everywhere, i split my nose right open and have cuts all over.

so dont drink and ride bikes, it fucking hurts

back from Algarve. it was nice, kinda boring, but nice.

fucking full of brits... drunk, rude, ugly....

Just returned of a exhausting working trip. Very tired.

Ok, I am seriously convinced beyond a doubt that there are supernatural forces at work in people's lives. Particularly mine. And if I ever come across Fate in the street I'm going to kick him firmly in the testicles.

I was driving home from uni yesterday and was passing through the busiest section of the city at peak hour. As I'm driving along I think "Gee wouldn't it suck if my clutch cable snapped right now". Sure enough, PING! Ahh shit! Luckily it happened right on a section that had a lane specifically for breakdowns, so Fate doesn't wish me any real harm. Just wants to piss me off instead. So I take a long walk to find a phone and some cunt runs a red light and nearly hits me on a crossing. At the speed he was travelling I would have been splashed to the four winds. Anyway I find a phone booth and am nearly there when some dirty grub dives in and starts to make a very long and pointless phone call.

I phone the missus and she phones a tow truck. I go back to my stricken vehicle and sit on the gutter next to it as hundreds of mouth-breathers drive by and gawk at me. "Duuuuhhh, hey loooook, that thar car ain't a workin'." Nah, it's ok. Don't offer to help or anything you fucks. Anyway, two hours later the fucking tow truck turns up and we're away. The driver did tell me a funny story.

A few weeks back he was hit by a car while loading up another, and no-one stopped to help, not even the car that hit him. When he got back to work he was loading up some woman's car and she says "hey, speaking of tow truck drivers, my husband and I were driving along a few weeks ago and we saw a tow truck guy get hit by a car. Well, me and my husband pissed ourselves laughing." His reply, "You stupid fucking bitch! That was me!" And he unloaded her car and booted her out of the truck. He also radiod all the other drivers and no-one else came to pick her up. As he was unloading my car on my driveway (a now familiar sight to my neighbours) he was telling me that another driver lives in my area with his name, but they called him "Pelican". "Why Pelican?" I asked. "Because he looks like a fuckin' pelican."

Anyway work forgot to pay me so I won't be going anywhere or doing anything over the easter break. Fuckers.

Yep, that sounds about right. Lots of children walking around in the blazing sun with long sleeve England tops on, right?

Has anyone noticed Wanky has all the best stories, even if they all seem to involve life taking a crap on him?

no long sleeves, but many wearing sandals WITH SOCKS. they all had this pasty-pale skin colour, ugh. like there sun NEVER shines in england or something.

anyways i was shaving just now and some stupid fucker called TWICE, and hanged up the phone both times just as i raised it to my ear. motherfucker.

yup.

Ok thats it. I hereby announce that Sir W. is actually my alternate account.

Frustrated...

Exactly. Who wears socks with sandals? It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.

swiss-germans like to wear socks with sandals.

Annoyed. Me and my friends were throwing sticks at each other (oooh, at one point boredom will beat you) and I started running away from him when this beast of a stick conked me off the back of the head. He celebrated, and when I got up there was blood pouring out the back of my head. I didn't want to go the hospital (I never usually do, no real need) they would just chop off all my hair and give me a stitch to stop the bleeding, which was easily remdied with a bandage and whatever. I'm such a man.

Maybe you should refrain from throwing sticks at each other in the future? A mock Kung-Fu fight will work just as well, and possibly cause less bleeding.

You should stick to throwing shit at each other, Pedro.

I feel tense: Rangers vs Aberdeen in a few hours. 5 games left this season and we basically need to win every one to qualify fir the Champions League.

It doesn't matter who qualifies because Juventus will win anyway....

Pfft, I get stick for supporting a team whose ground is like 12 miles from where I live and this guy needs to pick one from a different country. :moral highground:

And Juve can't win a fucking shit.