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/\ /\ I take it you like Trivium, then? Please tell me why? It quite clearly isn't because of their madskillz, as I said above. Maybe you have designs on the lead singer, which would certainly explain your obsession with the word "faggot". Still, not for me to tell you what to do, so moving on:

What exactly about what I said is wrong? Nothing. You either hold true to a certain brand of politics that sees the formation and marketing of boy bands as more important than feeding starving children, or you agree with what I said, just disagree with the execution. Which is fine, I was trying to shock Dogan out of his sudden madness. I know you haven't the patience/stamina/whateverthefuckyouwanttocallit to listen to extreme music, but some of us do, and don't appreciate constant sniping insults from those slightly lower on the ladder (or higher, depending on your viewpoint).

And what the fuck?



Who's talking about "everyone else"? I was referring to Dogan and Dogan only. I am frustrated due to peoples' lack of interest in new bands around here, but that's something else. I'm a whore for attention?! Look who's talking... I don't know where you got this sudden urge to attack from, too much polluted American air, perhaps? Or maybe too much of that fatty American food that all you lardbuckets stuff yourselves to extinction with? Or something else? I'm happy you're such a patriot, and wish you good luck and all. So I can't even mention America, according to you? Fuck, I'm going to bring it up in every post now, just for your reaction. Maybe one day, when the forward-thinking land of freedom catches up with its backward European counterparts, they'll make assisted suicide legal. Until then, fetch yourself a razorblade, run a nice hot bath, and free us from your deeply annoying presence. Remember: down the road, not across the street.

You keep digging that grave. Your just about at Six feet and soon we can cover you in filth and forget your pointlessness once and for all.

Time for me to...

More than anything Zad, I found your little rant intriguing. You can tell alot about someone, not so much by the things they like, but moreso by the things they hate.

You seem especially hung up on the physical attractiveness of the band members. You practically go out of your way to gripe about it.






I have never once seen a photograph of this band, yet you, who supposedly hates them, seems to have intimate knowledge of their appearance. You even demand that these young men ought to be getting anally raped (for what reason I'm not sure) but hey, I'm the one obsessed with the word "faggot," right?

Despit your horseshit assumptions, I am not a fan of Trivium. I didn't reply because I wanted to defend a band, I replied because you pulled opinions out of your ass and smugly stated them as facts. You made references to Iraq, Americans, and starving children without any sort of explanation. You expect your words to be taken on faith, because, hey your Zad, an expert on the inner workings of music producers and world politics.



Care to expand on that?



Gee, that's very gracious of you. You don't sound full of yourself at all. Your rant in general comes off as more jealous than anything.



Post a link. I would be more than happy to read your new reviews. It's a shame you couldn't review for this site, since certain reviwers are always saying how busy they are, and you basically live here.



Completely untrue. Every week on this forum I come across not just new bands, but entire lists of them. Radical Cut, Katharian, Misha, Stefan (and others of course) are constantly posting up names I have never even heard of. I literally cannot even keep up with all the suggestions. I could easily spend months just checking out all the bands that come up in conversation on this forum. That's why I came here in the first place.

I regret being so agressive in that first reply, but I was tryng to avoid creating a huge post like this one. I suppose it's unavoidable. But, you know, whatever.

At least from of all of this I got a good laugh out of Darth Maul. Thanks for taking time away from your Star Wars dolls to threaten me over the internet. What the hell is this picture supposed to be anyway? Is that you and your dad playing Jedi Knights out in the forest or something? I've seen glasses of milk that were more intimidating.

Pathetic.

Lolz. Wait for me!

"Intimate knowledge"? I've seen a picture, and was ranting against the fact that they are judged more on appearance than sound, then tieing that into you through your fondness for the word "faggot". We can go on all day trying to turn it around against each other, let's not.



What opinions are you making reference to?


Instead of being over here, torturing us, they should be in Iraq, getting butt-fucked by seven-foot tall Mujakadeen. The "American" and the other jibe can be taken separately...



Jealous? Frustrated, more.


I didn't mean my reviews so much there, but if you've not seen them, here you are.



So why are people not checking them out?



And I'm sorry for advocating your suicide, which I notice you ignored.



In his defence, you (being blunt) are an annoying fucker, at times.

I was just suprised at the number of times you brought it up. And I don't think it's fair to say I have a fondness for the word faggot, when I am eqaully fond of other such terms like cum guzzler, cock mongrel, or butt pirate.



ummm....




Uhh, on what do you base this statement? I would have a hard time finding five other people who have even heard of Trivium.



Ok admit it, resorting to the dying children thing was pretty low, not to mention confusing. Many people have gotten rich from music, I don't see how their disregard for the suffering of others has anything to do with anything.

I blew up about the American thing because you took it too far. Trust me I know, America is populated by self abosrbed consumerists, and lorded over by the thoroughly corrupt Military-Industrial complex. But that's been common knowledge for years. I am not the least bit suprised by "Amerikans r stoopid" type comments. I'm not saying not to do it. By all means go ahead, but at the same time don't be upset by retaliation. (Plus let's not forget you limey bastards are in no position to point fingers.)



I meant to check out your reviews some time ago but never did. You have an enjoyabe prose and things are worded together in an intelligent manner. I haven't heard any of these, but Ephal Duath sounded very intriguing and I added it to the already impossible list of bands I need to look into. like I said, if the world made sense you could just do reviews here.



How do you know they aren't?



It's cool dude, people advocate my suicide all the time.



Heh, another annoying fucker in the kingdom of annoying fuckers. I can't always help it though, I'm part Canadian. But you have to admit, that picture is re-fucking-tarded. They look like Mormons for crying out loud!

I didn't bring it up that many times, did I? I'm sure thoughts such as those fill your every moment...


In your area, maybe. They're all over magazine covers and that.



I was mid-rant, it all fit in at the time. And being fair, I'd say the average Englishman was more intelligent than the average American. Discounting chavs, of course. What possible retaliation can there be?



Why, thank you.

There's a PM function, you know...

Yea pretty much.



That hardly qualifies as one of the biggest bands on earth. They will probably be forgotten in a few months at the most.



Well it certainly wouldn't suprise me. Where I am from it's pretty standard to be dropped out and knocked up by the age of 15. Any half-retarded monkey could get through American public schools, and sadly many still fail miserably. Of course if you asked the average highschool student over here who won American Idol, they could probably tell you. If you put a gun to their head and demanded to know the Pythagorean Theorum...well that would be a different story altogether.



Umm......a ninja retaliation?



You are quite welcome.




Yes, it's a shame we had to go and crap all over that interesting Darkthrone thread. :roll:

Dude, take that shit to PM's. Two pages of this stupid pissing contest is more than enough. Nobody cares, and we don't want to read it. Goddamn I hope you get banned, you annoying little cuntbag.

I agree, Zad's had plenty of warnings..

lolzors

Where is he today anyway? Its effing quiet around here.

Hehe. Using shitty dial-up at home, so I can't answer every single post ever. Just popped in here to see if Arthur was still alive...

Actually, we probably could have managed to fit this all nicely into one neat page had you not posted that rediculously huge picture that takes no less than five hours to load. This is hardly a pissing contest anymore, in fact we were even starting to get along until you had to come in and tell me about how you crapped your pants. If you don't care then why are you even posting about it? You already opened your mouth and now you are trying to back out of it like a big vagina and cry ban. Odds are the powers that be have better things to do, because no one cares, remember?

The views on this thread are now approaching one thousand, so evidently someone has been reading it. Besides, you're just all mad because I was able to use the word ninja in a sentence before you.



Admit it, deep down you knew I was still alive. Like in The Shining.

Hijacking Darkthrone threads to whine about Trivium is the gayest of the gay.

EDIT: My biggest problem is you HAVE to have the last word on everything. Just shut up and let it go, queerbait.

last word.