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ElTipo
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How about we all stop complaining about that girl and agree on how attractive the singer from Lacuna Coil is:

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Legacy Of The Night
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I agree, she is very attractive! :D
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Those of you who disagreed with me are clearly homosexuals.


This coming from the guy who said the Man-Beast Ann Coulter was hot.


:shock: Wow. Somebody other than Sean Hannity thinks that monster is hot!
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Eyesore
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Eternal Idol wrote:
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Those of you who disagreed with me are clearly homosexuals.


This coming from the guy who said the Man-Beast Ann Coulter was hot.

WHAT??? :shock: Did I say that? Hahaha. I would never say that and mean it. If I said that—which I don't think I did—it had to have been a joke. I may have said I'd sleep with her just so I could donkey punch her, but the donkey punch is the only thing relevant in that! Haha.
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Eyesore
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How about we all stop complaining about that girl and agree on how attractive the singer from Lacuna Coil is:

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I swear, those shoes/boots are so goddamn sexy!
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Eyesore wrote:
ElTipo wrote:
How about we all stop complaining about that girl and agree on how attractive the singer from Lacuna Coil is:

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I swear, those sandles/boots are so goddamn sexy!
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noodles wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
ElTipo wrote:
How about we all stop complaining about that girl and agree on how attractive the singer from Lacuna Coil is:

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I swear, those sandles/boots are so goddamn sexy!
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I feel sorry for her feet. She'll hurt her arches if she keeps wearing those. Maybe if I lick them better...
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Zad wrote:
noodles wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
ElTipo wrote:
How about we all stop complaining about that girl and agree on how attractive the singer from Lacuna Coil is:

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I swear, those sandles/boots are so goddamn sexy!
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I feel sorry for her feet. She'll hurt her arches if she keeps wearing those. Maybe if I lick them better...

A) They're shoes.

B) Women's shoes are torture devices. 'Tis one of the reasons I never wear them. Boots ist krieg.
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To drag this back on-topic, I agree with you about The Music, Ken. Nearly bought that album until I heard the whole thing.

And what's the big thing about Skindred? Soulfly-ripoffs to a T!
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Eyesore wrote:
ElTipo wrote:
How about we all stop complaining about that girl and agree on how attractive the singer from Lacuna Coil is:

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I swear, those shoes/boots are so goddamn sexy!


I'd be past the shoes and between her knees in a second. From there, I'm almost sure my next destination would be jail. It's always jail.... :cry:
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Eternal Idol
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Eyesore wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
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Those of you who disagreed with me are clearly homosexuals.


This coming from the guy who said the Man-Beast Ann Coulter was hot.

WHAT??? :shock: Did I say that? Hahaha. I would never say that and mean it. If I said that—which I don't think I did—it had to have been a joke. I may have said I'd sleep with her just so I could donkey punch her, but the donkey punch is the only thing relevant in that! Haha.


Yeah, I knew you were kidding. I can pick sarcsam up over the internet better than most people. I'd hate-fuck her.
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Eternal Idol wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Those of you who disagreed with me are clearly homosexuals.


This coming from the guy who said the Man-Beast Ann Coulter was hot.

WHAT??? :shock: Did I say that? Hahaha. I would never say that and mean it. If I said that—which I don't think I did—it had to have been a joke. I may have said I'd sleep with her just so I could donkey punch her, but the donkey punch is the only thing relevant in that! Haha.


Yeah, I knew you were kidding. I can pick sarcsam up over the internet better than most people. I'd hate-fuck her.

In the ear?
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Whoa!

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Goat
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Kathaarian wrote:
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Whoa!

*fap fap fap*


Something tells me the mood is right for another 'Hot metal chicks' thread...
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Eternal Idol
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Radagast wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Those of you who disagreed with me are clearly homosexuals.


This coming from the guy who said the Man-Beast Ann Coulter was hot.

WHAT??? :shock: Did I say that? Hahaha. I would never say that and mean it. If I said that—which I don't think I did—it had to have been a joke. I may have said I'd sleep with her just so I could donkey punch her, but the donkey punch is the only thing relevant in that! Haha.


Yeah, I knew you were kidding. I can pick sarcsam up over the internet better than most people. I'd hate-fuck her.

In the ear?


No, I'd gouge her eyeball out with a rusty butterknife, cook it and force her to eat it. Then I would fuck the eye socket while sawing off her penis with said rusty butterknife. The penis I would send to Eyesore, in an old blender box along with a frozen loaf of bread. The box would be wrapped in pretty Christmas wrapping and clippings from Terrorizer magazine.
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Eternal Idol wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Those of you who disagreed with me are clearly homosexuals.


This coming from the guy who said the Man-Beast Ann Coulter was hot.

WHAT??? :shock: Did I say that? Hahaha. I would never say that and mean it. If I said that—which I don't think I did—it had to have been a joke. I may have said I'd sleep with her just so I could donkey punch her, but the donkey punch is the only thing relevant in that! Haha.


Yeah, I knew you were kidding. I can pick sarcsam up over the internet better than most people. I'd hate-fuck her.

In the ear?


No, I'd take her out for a meal, buy her some flowers, make her feel good. I'd invite her into my house, but she refuses, and drives off without a peck on the cheek. I go inside and put my head in the oven because I can't even pull pregnant chicks.


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Eternal Idol
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Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Those of you who disagreed with me are clearly homosexuals.


This coming from the guy who said the Man-Beast Ann Coulter was hot.

WHAT??? :shock: Did I say that? Hahaha. I would never say that and mean it. If I said that—which I don't think I did—it had to have been a joke. I may have said I'd sleep with her just so I could donkey punch her, but the donkey punch is the only thing relevant in that! Haha.


Yeah, I knew you were kidding. I can pick sarcsam up over the internet better than most people. I'd hate-fuck her.

In the ear?


No, I'd take her out for a meal, buy her some flowers, make her feel good. I'd invite her into my house, but she refuses, and drives off without a peck on the cheek. I go inside and put my head in the oven because I can't even pull pregnant chicks.


Fixed.


No, I was referring to my hate-fuck of Ann Coulter, Right-Wing idiot and She-Male.
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Kathaarian
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Here's another pic of the chick from Lacuna Coil

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Eternal Idol
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Too bad Christina Scabbia is married to this douche, who happens to be the Bass Player.

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His attire leads me to believe that she is into bondage.

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