Metal Reviews

You're all in my genocide book now. Ugandaian scumbags. :x

Jesus Fucking Christ On A Cuntlicking Nunfucking-Goatstabber.

Saying that they're Ok because "at least they're not Eminem" is so fucking idiotic that I want to reach through the screen and chew your nose off with a blunt pair of scissors. There are bands in metalcore who are a hell of a fucking lot better than that bunch of morons. The singer's fucking twenty. 20. And because he can play a fucking guitar and yell in a growly sort of way he's now the frontman of one of the biggest bands in the fucking world. Do you know how much that pisses me off? Fucking children are dying because they can't get water to drink, and some fat smug bastard of a record producer is getting a blowjob from a teenaged hooker and relaxing because he owns the rights to yet another pretty-boy bunch of fucking typical Americans who, if there was any justice in the wrold, would be in Iraq getting butt-fucked by a seven-foot tall Mujahadeen.

Given a few minutes, I could compile a list of many, many, many fucking metalcore bands who are better than motherfucking Trivium in every single way. "They've got solos", fuck off, please. I make posts daily on new, interesting, exciting bands who are infinately better than any flash-pan bollocks that you like because the drummer's good-looking. And do people take any notice? No. they stick with their fucking shitty gangrenous crap because it's easier than trying something new. If I had any standards I'd have left this place by now and joined fucking metal-archives to argue with retards who at least don't like fucking Trivium!

I know you generally check my recc's out, Dogan, but come on! There's no fucking excuse at all for liking these fuckers.

Rant over.

Way to rip apart the mechanisms of capitalism, comrade.

I never know if you're being sarcastic or not.

Wow Zad. I'm clearly impressed by your knowledge of the metalcore genre. I don't know any better bands than Trivium because I haven't cared about it. I'm not going to say "Is Trivium thrash?" or "Trivium ain't metalcore" but you gotta admit that they have a general heavy metal feeling to their music. Just keep in mind that I've only heard one song, ONE GODDAMN SONG, I'm not a fan yet.

I wish you fuckers would show this enthusiasm against the guys who rushed to defend Eminem yesterday or "most metal sucks" a few days ago. I was trying to defend my beloved music and none of you Ugandaians were there. Set your fucking priorities straight, at least Trivium IS METAL, metalcore or not. [/endrant]

Bollocks. The people who like Eminem are lost souls, there's no fucking point even talking to them. Like trying to argue with a brick wall. People, on the other hand, who are otherwise metal enough to know something about the fucking subject should have more sense than to go running after the current fashion. And I was attacking the "most metal sucks" guys, so nyah.

If you want to listen to metalcore, don't listen to fucking Trivium, please.

Ok, whatever. I deleted the goddamn song ok ? Happy ? I'm listening to Taake - Bjoergvin right now. Allright ?

I like Lamb of God btw. Don't tell me you don't like them or I'll kill you.

Yes, great. I'm glad I saved you from the abyss, man.

And I like Lamb Of God too. Please don't kill me.

If you enjoy it, just fucken listen to it.

You guys need some Cirith Ungol

Hahahaha, you like Trivium!!! Bwahahahahahahah

Yeah. After 4 years in black metal I decided I change my tastes and listen to crap. Overnight.

I supports this post wholeheartedly.

I don't. I got principles and Zad reminded me of one. I <3 Zad.

Oooh the wink saved that from being downright vicious.

Winking could save us from a lot of trouble in real life if it didn't mean "I'm fucken gay and I'm wearing pink underwear right now".

Tell me about it bro. I mean, until recently, I had no idea internet protocol didn't apply in real life. So I went up to this guy and said "I heard you were gay" and gave him a big wink.

It wasn't 'til days later I figured out why he got so violent.

+1

Lolocaust.

Yea, this would fall under the category of pretentious wankery I mentioned earlier. Let's all bow before the social and politcal insight of Zaddy Zad. Please, do educate me on what to believe and listen to since you are obviously above the rest of the shallow world, what with that horse you are always riding on. Twat.



Thanks so much for sticking around in spite of the fact that your musical taste is obviosuly superior to everyone else's. Except that you would never leave because

A) you are a whore for attention
B) You are still trying to convince everyone that you are some sort of genius for figuring out the American government is rife with corruption. (clap, clap)

Don't like Trivium? Fine. But don't say it's because you are some sort of enlightened music guru.