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GWAR:
pwn 43%  43%  [ 9 ]
sux 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
meh 38%  38%  [ 8 ]
i'm a poser 14%  14%  [ 3 ]
Total votes : 21
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lizardtail
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good? bad? the suck? never tried them because you think they're too gimmicky and you're too much of a poser to risk listening to something unironic?

I just wanna know where we stand ;P

also.. how would you make a Best of GWAR album? what would the tracklisting look like? I'll make my own if someone responds usefully.
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Great, in a funny way.
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Voted 'meh'. They're rather average musically, and if I wanted to get sprayed with fake semen I'd go and [edited by moderator].

That video with Jesus in was a laugh, though, but when I'm in that sort of mood GWAR's not what I'd go for.
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Why the fuck is Gwar on this forum anyway?

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Define Infinity wrote:
Why the fuck is Gwar on this forum anyway?


I suppose they should be in Heavy/Power, you're right. Sorry everyone- Dee, can you move it for me? Thanks.
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what the fuck? no. their last two or three albums have been thrash metal =P
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what the fuck? no. their last two or three albums have been thrash metal =P


Oh, ok. Sorry, mod! :(
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They have a great stage presence.
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GWAR are fucking awesome. I'm a huge fan of over-the-top silliness like that. Their live show is insane.
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It is pretty fucking obvious that it's a DEATH/BLACK/THRASH forum. And Thrash meaning on the extreme side, do not you think? I mean even looking at the posts and the name of the bands, gives anyone fimiliar with metal a bright view.

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Define Infinity wrote:
It is pretty fucking obvious that it's DEATH/BLACK/THRASH. and Thrash meaning on the extreme side, do not you think? I mean even looking at the posts and the name of the bands, gives anyone fimiliar with metal a bright view.


hey, man, that's just like your opinion dude

if Anthrax posts turn up here then GWAR is fine.
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lizardtail wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
It is pretty fucking obvious that it's DEATH/BLACK/THRASH. and Thrash meaning on the extreme side, do not you think? I mean even looking at the posts and the name of the bands, gives anyone fimiliar with metal a bright view.


hey, man, that's just like your opinion dude

if Anthrax posts turn up here then GWAR is fine.


I really couldn't give too shits, so it's all fine.

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I voted 'meh', their music is aw-ite, and their live show is awesome. Add those two up, you get 'meh'.

Incidentally, nice Lebowski reference in your last post Dee.
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I've voted meh, that means for me... good in stage, very funny, but in the records all that is lost... The records just serve as rememoration of great and funny live shows.
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Major pwnage!!

GWAR shows rule, but their music is meh.
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Eyesore
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Great ENTERTAINERS, but not very good musically. Their songs are kind of boring, though they do have some killer songs.
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lizardtail wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
It is pretty fucking obvious that it's DEATH/BLACK/THRASH. and Thrash meaning on the extreme side, do not you think? I mean even looking at the posts and the name of the bands, gives anyone fimiliar with metal a bright view.


hey, man, that's just like your opinion dude

if Anthrax posts turn up here then GWAR is fine.

Indeed.

Gwar is actually more listenable than a fair amount of notably awful thrash, which is commendable for a joke band. That and being Gwar is enough to gain them a 'pwn'.
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Today is moving day... three threads on different forums, fuck! Do you have an idea of how much work it takes to move this things?!
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GWAR are a thrash/punk band, wtf?
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GWAR shows are the most epic, outlandish metal performances i've ever seen. what other band squirts blood at the audience from a giant cock, or the stump of the presidents neck thats been severed. Gwar!!!
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