Metal Reviews

Okay, guys. Time to begin the brainstorming. I think we've gotten about all the participants we are going to get... via 'Normal methods.' Now comes the start of a more aggressive form of recruitment. Alright, here's some ideas...

1. Zad and Dead Machine have taken roles at other review sites. Perhaps some of their new co-reviewers would like to take part in our little game?

2. Advertise the tournament in our sigs?

3. PM friends on this forum, and put a lil' fire under their asses.

4. Accept mediocrity. NOT AN OPTION.

5. Carnifex and Eyesore, as reviewers could try and recruit some of the site's other reviewers, and get some reviewer/forumite action "goin' on." Also, they could compete in the tournament (after the orgy, naturally).

And again, anyone who's said "NO" up til now, you can always change your mind.

Also, I'd like to call out the following:

MetalNESS
Dago
Daniel
MetalStorm
Tyrion
Husker

AND CHALLENGE THEM TO BATTLE!!!!! :twisted:

Fuck! Alright I'm in. Be prepared to laugh at my unintentional comic poetry.

I doubt that anyone at GD enjoys poetry, NFAE. It's not even worth a try.

As for my place, I could try, but I don't think it'd be worth bothering, they're very busy people, takes a while even to get reviews up, so I doubt they'll have the time. I could throw it open to the forum there, but that's probably not such a good idea...

afraid to lose your gig ?

NP
Ensiferum "Dragonhearts Ep"

Well, since you went to the trouble of sending me a PM, why not? How embarrassing can it be?

Nooooooooo, they just don't seem very.........poetic.

:twisted: VERY :twisted:

Also thanks for the PM mate. I'll think about it, but well, I dunno if I have the time. Or the skill.

I doubt skill is a lacking department for you, man. I've noticed you have a way with words. But, when the time isn't there, well, you can't help that. If you find the time, just say the word, and you're in.

Aw, shucks. :oops:

I'll actually need to read over the thread properly before I decide anything.

*browses*

Edit:
Ah, fuck it, I'm in.

Cheesy power metal lyrics started bouncing around in my brain so I stuck 'em on paper. I'll get to work.

Cheddar abounds!

How many people are participating? Why does there need to be so many?

Yeah. Keep it underground necrokvlthell.

Hahaha.

Aaron
Zad
Carnifex
Lizardtail
Pete
Fingon
Crast
Eyesore
Phyrwolf
Wanksalot
Slayer of Kings
Kathaarian
OFC
Radagast
MetalNESS
GeneralDiomedes

That's 16. 17, if Misha decides to join for sure, but he hasn't made his intents super obvious, yet. Also, we have Stefan as a reserve poet, who can fill the shoes of anyone who can't compete because of complications, or something. That's double the number we had last time! :o

I guess if you guys are ready-steady, then I'm willing to get this thing rolling. All I ask is that ya'll give me a lil' time to confirm Misha's intents, and give some other people who I contacted some time to consider. Otherwise, everything is basically in order.

We're almost there, just a little longer. WHOO!

We're all ready as you are
Pencils warming, it'll get us far
And our best skills we will reveal
The Great Poets are ready to KILL

(huh that was bad)

Well, if I'm still in time, I'll try.
Just that I write in spanish, and my english is not good. But well, I'll write and spanish and put the result in a translator, so I'm sure I'm goona lose, but well, the point is to participate).

So... I'm still in time?

Well, looks like I won't be at the very bottom, then...

Yeah, you're in time! Thanks for signing up! Spanish, eh? Should be interesting. I took Spanish last year, and hear awesome things about their poetry.

Aaron
Zad
Carnifex
Lizardtail
Pete
Fingon
Crast
Eyesore
Phyrwolf
Wanksalot
Slayer of Kings
Kathaarian
OFC
Radagast
MetalNESS
GeneralDiomedes
GaneshaRULES

17, officially. Now, all we need is a confirmation on Misha. Also, anyone who wants to join from this point on... IS WELCOMED!!! So, please join!

Hrmm so just any sort of lyrical poetry type shit? I was too lazy to read through the first 5 pages of this thread, so whatever it is...I think it might be fun.