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 Post subject: Re: Let's find the weirdest band on metal archives...
PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:26 pm 
Zad wrote:
The link ist wrong.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's find the weirdest band on metal archives...
PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:32 pm 
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GeneralDiomedes wrote:
Zad wrote:
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Fixed.


O I.

Strange.... I wonder how far they'll get.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's find the weirdest band on metal archives...
PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:35 pm 
Zad wrote:
GeneralDiomedes wrote:
Zad wrote:
The link ist wrong.


Fixed.


O I.

Strange.... I wonder how far they'll get.


Who knows.. but their story is interesting enough. Imagine composing death metal to the sounds of bombs dropping!


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How about this one? The titles, the cover and of course the name itself are totally ridiculous :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=48987


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How about this one? The titles, the cover and of course the name itself are totally ridiculous :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=48987


"Gold, Frankinsense and sperm"

:lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:56 pm 
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=42590

Very frightening indeed. I think a stiff wind might upset his balance.


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http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=42590

Very frightening indeed. I think a stiff wind might upset his balance.


"bass player now is name keorth"

Bet his real name's Keith.


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http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=896

:lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:08 pm 
http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=7 ... 1ef1195487

those guys are quite funny (especially the one on the far right) 8)


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:12 pm 
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http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=773&PHPSESSID=b8045cd4c96049543cdd361ef1195487

those guys are quite funny (especially the one on the far right) 8)


I think they may have fought Caesar's legions in a past life. Except Mr. Far Right who probably was interpreting entrails.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:13 pm 
An Iranian band that doesn't exist

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=53346


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An Iranian band that doesn't exist

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=53346



I think the rumours that they don't exist might have something to do with the vocalist not having a head. Correct me if I'm wrong.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:50 pm 
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An Iranian band that doesn't exist

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=53346



I think the rumours that they don't exist might have something to do with the vocalist not having a head. Correct me if I'm wrong.


have you heard of the 'fartiste'?


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GeneralDiomedes wrote:
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An Iranian band that doesn't exist

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=53346



I think the rumours that they don't exist might have something to do with the vocalist not having a head. Correct me if I'm wrong.


have you heard of the 'fartiste'?


Wats dat ?


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:51 pm 
Kathaarian wrote:
GeneralDiomedes wrote:
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An Iranian band that doesn't exist

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=53346



I think the rumours that they don't exist might have something to do with the vocalist not having a head. Correct me if I'm wrong.


have you heard of the 'fartiste'?


Wats dat ?


"Joseph Pujol, the Fartiste"

An French entertainer from the late 1800s who could apparanetly do a lot with some air and his spinchter.. to the point of performing with an orchestra.


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GeneralDiomedes wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
GeneralDiomedes wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
GeneralDiomedes wrote:
An Iranian band that doesn't exist

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=53346



I think the rumours that they don't exist might have something to do with the vocalist not having a head. Correct me if I'm wrong.


have you heard of the 'fartiste'?


Wats dat ?


"Joseph Pujol, the Fartiste"

An French entertainer from the late 1800s who could apparanetly do a lot with some air and his spinchter.. to the point of performing with an orchestra.


Ow. That would be some show to watch.


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I swear that I can't get a link from this, it's always metal-archives.com when I copy and paste it. :?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:30 pm 
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I swear that I can't get a link from this, it's always metal-archives.com when I copy and paste it. :?


once you've found the band type its name & Encyclopaedia Metallium and google it... it'll give you the direct link

and I think no one has brought that up yet : http://67.15.40.19/~morrigan/band.php?id=43377


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and I think no one has brought that up yet : http://67.15.40.19/~morrigan/band.php?id=43377


Lawl. Look at the lyrics.
Quote:
Me Lost Me Cookie in the Mosh Pit
Where me cookie go?

Me was slamming at the club last night
And me was having a really great time
But me get careless, me don't know how
Me lost something me can't find now

Me lost me cookie in the mosh pit
Me lost me cookie in a sea of slamming
Me lost me cookie in the mosh pit
Me want it back
Me want it back

The music violent, the music loud
Me now a part of the metal crowd
Me boots go crazy across the floor
And now me cookie not be there no more

Me so angry and so me slam
How this happen me no understand
Maybe get cookie back but me not know
Maybe never find out where me cookie go

Me lost me cookie in the mosh pit
Me lost me cookie in a sea of slamming
Me lost me cookie in the mosh pit
Me want it back
Me want it back





Hilarious.


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http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=24539

Cool name...


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