I've heard the new Children of Bodom and.....

deathascome · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:54 am

Clayman wrote:

Well unfortunatly I can't get a copy of this here in Aus yet and I don't wanna download it, but it sounds to me like some people on here are dumb and don't get that the britney spears cover is sposed to be a JOKE!!! my god how many times does it have to be said? i dont even need to hear the thing to know it a joke... CoB, doing a serious britney spears cover? cmon, get a brain.

Finally, I tought that if nobody said that till the last post i´ll have do it myself.

SnakeShan · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:59 am

They still have some nice melodic songs.. Though its not as good as follow the ripper.. But this album dosent suck tat much.. The Britney Spears cover was a joke though..

Caligula_K · **Joined:** Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm **Posts:** 3561

Oh shit, I just heard the full thing. This is such an incredibly huge piece of shit.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:26 pm

Brahm_K wrote:

Oh shit, I just heard the full thing. This is such an incredibly huge piece of shit.

What is your opinion of their catalogue up until now?

Caligula_K · **Joined:** Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm **Posts:** 3561

Radagast wrote:

Brahm_K wrote:

Oh shit, I just heard the full thing. This is such an incredibly huge piece of shit.

What is your opinion of their catalogue up until now?

I'm a big fan of their first three albums and enjoy Hatecrew Deathroll (though nowhere near as much as their first three). On this album, they sound more like a shitty metalcore/mallcore band with good solos than Children of Bodom.

And you can listen to it for yourselves:

http://www.foretmorte.com/Children%20Of ... ead%20Yet/

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:53 pm

Ok, now I'm worried.

Dago · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:28 pm

I give the new album a 55/100 after the first listen.

KillDeathDead · **Joined:** Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:48 am **Posts:** 24

Dago wrote:

I give the new album a 55/100 after the first listen.

that's about what i would give it. tracks 8 & 9 stood out beyond the rest for me. and by "standing out", i mean 1/5 as good as the worst track on hatebreeder...

Children of Tranquillity · **Joined:** Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:05 pm **Posts:** 73

Coming from a huge CoB fan, believe me, this album is awful. "Bastards of Bodom" is ok sounding like a reject track off the nonexistant album that came between Follow the Reaper and Hatecrew Deathroll.

I'm still going to see them and I'll still follow them because I doubt that they'll play a lot of this horseshit live.

Caligula_K · **Joined:** Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm **Posts:** 3561

Children of Tranquillity wrote:

Coming from a huge CoB fan, believe me, this album is awful. "Bastards of Bodom" is ok sounding like a reject track off the nonexistant album that came between Follow the Reaper and Hatecrew Deathroll.

I'm still going to see them and I'll still follow them because I doubt that they'll play a lot of this horseshit live.

Yes, Bastards of Bodom is the best track, though thats not saying much. And I'm more than sure that their setlist will mainly include this crap for the next little while.

Children of Tranquillity · **Joined:** Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:05 pm **Posts:** 73

Brahm_K wrote:

Children of Tranquillity wrote:

Coming from a huge CoB fan, believe me, this album is awful. "Bastards of Bodom" is ok sounding like a reject track off the nonexistant album that came between Follow the Reaper and Hatecrew Deathroll.

I'm still going to see them and I'll still follow them because I doubt that they'll play a lot of this horseshit live.

Yes, Bastards of Bodom is the best track, though thats not saying much. And I'm more than sure that their setlist will mainly include this crap for the next little while.

I wasn't a huge fan of Hatecrew, but even that makes this album look crippled, yet when I saw them live, they only played about 4 tracks from that album, and many of my favorites from their older albums.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:19 am

I finally heard the whole thing. I think my ears are bleeding. I'm extremely sad; I'm a big Bodom fan.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:24 am

... i like trashed lost and strungout.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:56 am

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

I finally heard the whole thing. I think my ears are bleeding. I'm extremely sad; I'm a big Bodom fan.

That's what you get for threatening people with chainsaws... :wink:

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:52 pm

zadsterboombox wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

I finally heard the whole thing. I think my ears are bleeding. I'm extremely sad; I'm a big Bodom fan.

That's what you get for threatening people with chainsaws... :wink:

I'm sure it sucked before I made my threats. Besides, you're the one who chose to sing that song. You can't just do such things with impunity. Actions have consequences. Sometimes those consequences just happen to involve power tools.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:56 pm

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

zadsterboombox wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

I finally heard the whole thing. I think my ears are bleeding. I'm extremely sad; I'm a big Bodom fan.

That's what you get for threatening people with chainsaws... :wink:

I'm sure it sucked before I made my threats. Besides, you're the one who chose to sing that song. You can't just do such things with impunity. Actions have consequences. Sometimes those consequences just happen to involve power tools.

The twenty year old in me is nodding my head, but the 5 year old is yelling:
BOYS WILL LAUGH AT GIRLS WHEN THEY'RE NOT FUNNEEEEEEEEE!

My 5 year-old self isn't afraid of chainsaws. Lucky bugger.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:06 pm

zadsterboombox wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

zadsterboombox wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

I finally heard the whole thing. I think my ears are bleeding. I'm extremely sad; I'm a big Bodom fan.

That's what you get for threatening people with chainsaws... :wink:

I'm sure it sucked before I made my threats. Besides, you're the one who chose to sing that song. You can't just do such things with impunity. Actions have consequences. Sometimes those consequences just happen to involve power tools.

The twenty year old in me is nodding my head, but the 5 year old is yelling:
BOYS WILL LAUGH AT GIRLS WHEN THEY'RE NOT FUNNEEEEEEEEE!

My 5 year-old self isn't afraid of chainsaws. Lucky bugger.

My 5-year-old self is quite fond of them.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:48 pm

You two both have 5-year olds?

You slaaaaaags.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:31 pm

Radagast wrote:

You two both have 5-year olds?

You slaaaaaags.

I'm not entirely sure what a slag is, being a stupid American, but if it means that I have a five-year-old quartered in my fridge, yes. Yes, I am a slag.

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:23 am

Sure, let's leave it at that. :lol:

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