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Eyesore
 Post subject: Britney Spears Does Russia, Or, Well...Something Like That
PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:06 am 
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?? :D :D
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Ness
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something lame.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:09 pm 
metalNESS wrote:
something lame.

Did you listen? It's pretty funny. Give that song to a good band and it'd probably be cool.
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Goat
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Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
something lame.

Did you listen? It's pretty funny. Give that song to a good band and it'd probably be cool.


Why can't you post things that are cool now, instead of things that "would be cool given the right band."?
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:14 pm 
Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
something lame.

Did you listen? It's pretty funny. Give that song to a good band and it'd probably be cool.


Why can't you post things that are cool now, instead of things that "would be cool given the right band."?


it sucks

I love the original (flame me) for its addictive melody and what the Zappa Bros did with it (which seems to have influenced this crappy version)

but the best Britney Cover is, without a doubt, Toxic by belgiam BMer Gorath :twisted:
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T.I.E. wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
something lame.

Did you listen? It's pretty funny. Give that song to a good band and it'd probably be cool.


Why can't you post things that are cool now, instead of things that "would be cool given the right band."?


it sucks

I love the original (flame me) for its addictive melody and what the Zappa Bros did with it (which seems to have influenced this crappy version)

but the best Britney Cover is, without a doubt, Toxic by belgiam BMer Gorath :twisted:


The fact that metalheads think Britney soddin' Spears is worthy of covering is a tragedy. The woman should be giving out blowjobs in a roadside motel instead of polluting our airwaves. Proof there's no god? Britney Spears.
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:20 pm 
Zad wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
something lame.

Did you listen? It's pretty funny. Give that song to a good band and it'd probably be cool.


Why can't you post things that are cool now, instead of things that "would be cool given the right band."?


it sucks

I love the original (flame me) for its addictive melody and what the Zappa Bros did with it (which seems to have influenced this crappy version)

but the best Britney Cover is, without a doubt, Toxic by belgiam BMer Gorath :twisted:


The fact that metalheads think Britney soddin' Spears is worthy of covering is a tragedy. The woman should be giving out blowjobs in a roadside motel instead of polluting our airwaves. Proof there's no god? Britney Spears.


I had that argument before... the fact is Britney has nothing to do with the songs she sings... therefore I have no problem with metal bands covering her songs...
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Goat
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T.I.E. wrote:
I had that argument before... the fact is Britney has nothing to do with the songs she sings... therefore I have no problem with metal bands covering her songs...


Or mimes along to.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:46 pm 
Zad wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
something lame.

Did you listen? It's pretty funny. Give that song to a good band and it'd probably be cool.


Why can't you post things that are cool now, instead of things that "would be cool given the right band."?


it sucks

I love the original (flame me) for its addictive melody and what the Zappa Bros did with it (which seems to have influenced this crappy version)

but the best Britney Cover is, without a doubt, Toxic by belgiam BMer Gorath :twisted:

The fact that metalheads think Britney soddin' Spears is worthy of covering is a tragedy. The woman should be giving out blowjobs in a roadside motel instead of polluting our airwaves. Proof there's no god? Britney Spears.

Britney Spears has some good songs. I don't like them, but they're good for what they are. I, too, like the Zappa Bros. cover (from the Ready To Rumble soundtrack, right?). Sugarcoma has a pretty cool cover of "Crazy."

And Tristan Prettyman does a pretty nifty acoustic cover of "Toxic," which sounds nothing like the original and sounds really cool.
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Ness
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You guys need to stop talking about Britney Spears right NOW!!!! :evil:
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:04 pm 
metalNESS wrote:
You guys need to stop talking about Britney Spears right NOW!!!! :evil:


I love Toxic too

Britney ist Krieg (well, her producers are...)

:twisted:
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T.I.E. wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
You guys need to stop talking about Britney Spears right NOW!!!! :evil:


I love Toxic too

Britney ist Krieg (well, her producers are...)

:twisted:


Ughhh....

The best Britney tunes are the ballads.
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Ness
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This thread needs to go towards a more metal direction. I'd have sex with Britney Spears with a metal baseball bat. * :? * Then I'd get her pregnant and have sex with her some more. Then I'd sue her and demand lots of sex!! Then I'd... uhhh... Let's just stop the Britney Spears talk unless we are going to see her naked.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:21 pm 
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Let's just stop the Britney Spears naked talk unless she's being sacrificed upon an altar.

/ARGH TEEN POP MUSIC
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:28 pm 
Image

:twisted: :roll: :D 8) :lol:
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:30 pm 
SHE'S GONE METAL, ALL RIGHT!

Tristan Prettyman - Toxic (Live)
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