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Throw the jew down the well so that dolphin can be free.



You are going to make me hate Ali G.
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Action Jesus
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WinterIsComing wrote:
Throw the jew down the well so that dolphin can be free.

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Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.


why not throw the husband out of the water?

Is there more to it? Do they have sex or is it just a case of too much money?

I don't know man... I heard dolphins have small dicks.
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Action Jesus wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Throw the jew down the well so that dolphin can be free.

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Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.


why not throw the husband out of the water?

Is there more to it? Do they have sex or is it just a case of too much money?

I don't know man... I heard dolphins have small dicks.


but they can heal cancers with their sonars
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Action Jesus
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WinterIsComing wrote:
Action Jesus wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Throw the jew down the well so that dolphin can be free.

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Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.


why not throw the husband out of the water?

Is there more to it? Do they have sex or is it just a case of too much money?

I don't know man... I heard dolphins have small dicks.


but they can heal cancers with their sonars

So? Still isn't getting laid.
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WinterIsComing
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Action Jesus wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Action Jesus wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Throw the jew down the well so that dolphin can be free.

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Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.


why not throw the husband out of the water?

Is there more to it? Do they have sex or is it just a case of too much money?

I don't know man... I heard dolphins have small dicks.


but they can heal cancers with their sonars

So? Still isn't getting laid.


He won't mind if she cheats. :wink: Besides at her age life/health is more important than getting laid.
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Man, I wish dolphins ate people. That would have been a much better story if when she was thrown into the pool by her friends, the dolphin bit her in half or something.
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Dolphins are actually notorious for raping people (men or women) and usually killing them, because of the sheer force of, uh, "coming". Scary.
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