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Astaroth
 Post subject: Tadaaaa!!! Ball chrushing coverart!!! [ not safe from work?]
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:52 am 
Dark Horizon just got an updated webshop with pictures to each record... weee... look what i found (by coincidense - i'm not looking for these sorts of things :roll: )


http://secure.mycart.net/catalogs/catal ... prevnext=1
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Dead Machine
 Post subject: Re: Tadaaaa!!! Ball chrushing coverart!!! [ not safe from wo
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:53 am 
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Astaroth wrote:
Dark Horizon just got an updated webshop with pictures to each record... weee... look what i found (by coincidense - i'm not looking for these sorts of things :roll: )


http://secure.mycart.net/catalogs/catal ... prevnext=1


Grimace followed by involuntary chill running down spine.
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Ness
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:54 am 
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WARNING!!!!!
BALLS GETTING CRUSHED BY HIGH HEELS!!!!!
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Astaroth
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:57 am 
metalNESS wrote:
WARNING!!!!!
BALLS GETTING CRUSHED BY HIGH HEELS!!!!!



you're such a crybaby :lol: ... i think i made that clear with the title of the thread, right?!? :wink:








:wink:
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Ness
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Astaroth wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
WARNING!!!!!
BALLS GETTING CRUSHED BY HIGH HEELS!!!!!



you're such a crybaby :lol: ... i think i made that clear with the title of the thread, right?!? :wink:








:wink:



Haha! I actually just noticed the title of thread when I clicked on it this time. I am really bored right now, so I just clicked on any thread that was blue.


Still, BALLS GETTING CRUSHED!!!!!
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Astaroth
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:47 am 
metalNESS wrote:


Haha! I actually just noticed the title of thread when I clicked on it this time. I am really bored right now, so I just clicked on any thread that was blue.


Still, BALLS GETTING CRUSHED!!!!!


i forgive you :wink:




... you have to be one tough motherfucker if you can keep your cock hard while getting your balls mashed :lol: .... or a lefthanded mastubating goth weirdo...
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Carnifex Umbris
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Ha ha ha. That's hilarious.
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Ness
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Ha ha ha. That's hilarious.


:shock: No!! No its not!!! Its frikin horrifying. AHHHHHH!!!!!

:cry: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! :cry: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Lord Jotun
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...ouch!
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Goat
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Yelp. What is it, feminist goregrind?
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Astaroth
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:43 pm 
hmm.. perhaps... you can be very feminime even though you're a guy

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=7342

ppl from this kind of bands always look like shit and like uuh-we-are-quite-normal...
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EisenFaust
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Wow :shock: .. That is sick.. Actually I could almost feel the pain when I opened the link.

You gotta give it to him though. Maintaining an erection under those circumstances must be pretty hard.
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Astaroth
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:06 pm 
yup, he's a bad ass motherfucker :lol: .. or a weirdo...

But like Sigmund Freud would have said; it's important to get kicked in the balls while you're young, else you might grow up to have a crazy desire to get your balls smashed since you were understimulated as a child :?
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Goat
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Astaroth wrote:
yup, he's a bad ass motherfucker :lol: .. or a weirdo...

But like Sigmund Freud would have said; it's important to get kicked in the balls while you're young, else you might grow up to have a crazy desire to get your balls smashed since you were understimulated as a child :?


It also stops you having kids. Overpopulation and shit.
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