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Grow out of your Asian fetish, douchebags.


+1

Sounds better coming from you though, because I already made a pretentious wankery post.


:lol:

These threads have been very entertaining, indeed!

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emperorblackdoom wrote:
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Grow out of your Asian fetish, douchebags.


+1

Sounds better coming from you though, because I already made a pretentious wankery post.
You just gotta flaunt that pretentious wankery, write the scholarly paragraph then finish it with some straight talk that goes "BOO YA!".

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc0-wSQd-LQ

it's from the 1991 film "Whore". has anyone seen it? does it have more moments like this?

the way he says "ass" just sounds so fucking perverted lol.

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Terminator 2

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not sure if these are really movies but oh well

South Pacific (Live @ Lincoln Center) - First act is all wacky military fun, goofy sailors, goofy songs. Things get pretty intense and emotional and a little strange in Act 2 (Racist protagonists oh my!)

Waiting for Godot (Beckett on Film) - I really enjoyed this. Although it made me wonder whether Beckett was an influence on Monty Python, or whether they're retroactively applying Monty Python-type humour onto Beckett's play. Strange funny and good


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Was so drunk last night that I watched a lengthy portion of a Fast and Furious film. No idea which one it was, but it had like Tyrese, Ja Rule, Vin Diesel, and The Rock. It was like Fast Furious All-stars or something. And even whilst drunk I thought it was god awful.

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Hangover Part II
A few good laughs, not as much as the first one.


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Hangover Part II
A few good laughs, not as much as the first one.


hated it. too much stuff recycled from the first one, with none of its spontaneity.

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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans - Nic Cage was born to play a drug-fuelled cop shouting at old women and threatening to shoot them. Love Herzog for making this.


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Nic Cage was born to play addicts and psychos of every kind, if you ask me.


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Dredd.

AWESOME.

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Me, Myself, and Irene

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Cabin in the Woods

I'm no video game/movie critic like some people here are, but this is still pretty good. My roommate actually still jumps/cringes at movies like this and he use to be in the army. Pussy.


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Terminator 2

Your step parents are dead.

Chill out. Dickwad.


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Cabin in the Woods

I'm no video game/movie critic like some people here are, but this is still pretty good. My roommate actually still jumps/cringes at movies like this and he use to be in the army. Pussy.


I loved The Cabin in the Woods, one of my favorite movies of 2011. It's a fun spin on the generic, cliché horror movie. I found it so damn funny in a delightful, black comedy sort of way. It's almost to monster movies what Scream was to slasher movies.

None of my friends liked it though so what the fuck do I know.


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Tompa wrote:
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Cabin in the Woods

I'm no video game/movie critic like some people here are, but this is still pretty good. My roommate actually still jumps/cringes at movies like this and he use to be in the army. Pussy.


I loved The Cabin in the Woods, one of my favorite movies of 2011. It's a fun spin on the generic, cliché horror movie. I found it so damn funny in a delightful, black comedy sort of way. It's almost to monster movies what Scream was to slasher movies.

None of my friends liked it though so what the fuck do I know.


I loved it as well for the same reason you did. It's just over the top fun. How can you not love the absolute mayhem with all the fantastical creatures during the last part of the movie?


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Milan wrote:
Tompa wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Cabin in the Woods

I'm no video game/movie critic like some people here are, but this is still pretty good. My roommate actually still jumps/cringes at movies like this and he use to be in the army. Pussy.


I loved The Cabin in the Woods, one of my favorite movies of 2011. It's a fun spin on the generic, cliché horror movie. I found it so damn funny in a delightful, black comedy sort of way. It's almost to monster movies what Scream was to slasher movies.

None of my friends liked it though so what the fuck do I know.


I loved it as well for the same reason you did. It's just over the top fun. How can you not love the absolute mayhem with all the fantastical creatures during the last part of the movie?


Yeah, I also thought it was cool. A bit of fresh air in the horror genre.


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Dredd.

AWESOME.


Surprised no one responded to this. I'm so psyched for the new Dredd. Heard it's crazily comic-accurate. And anyone who's read the old 2000 AD comics knows that Dredd is the ultimate fucking badass in those books.....


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