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Probably going to see that tomorrow with the ladyfriend. Presence of a pretty girl in the film is not a problem, I imagine...


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Probably going to see that tomorrow with the ladyfriend. Presence of a pretty girl in the film is not a problem, I imagine...


Expect little and you'll be a much more happier man. The movie in general I mean...

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Bourne: Legacy

What a pile of horseshit... I fell asleep the last half hour.


What? What didn't you like about? It definitely wasn't the last made three but it most definitely had its own merits that I appreciated very much. I thought it was griping to say the least and kept the story interesting until the very end. There's more to come!

EDIT: I'm huge fan, by the way.


The story was extremely predictable. Also the hollywoodesque movie 'template' were the hero has adventure with a pretty girl is lame. It's like seeing the same history over and over again. I only went to see this because my brothers and my father convinced me to accompany them.


Ah...! I see. Well, you do have a point. It was somewhat predictable in a very general sense I would say. How the story would specifically progress is another story. So you're not the biggest fan I suspect!? I would give it a 7 out of 10. No more, no less. As for the pretty girl. It's only necessary to show the very human side of these highly specialized agents. I think the portrait of the female in relationship to the male is something worthwhile and what makes the storyline and more importantly the character a more humane aspect.


More humane aspect? Hehe, I'm sure that 95% just wanted to see her ass and boobs. The story never focused in the humane relation of the agent and the doctor.

I read the book way before the movies came, and I must say the book is very good. But the movies, I don't know...


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AlexandeR wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
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Bourne: Legacy

What a pile of horseshit... I fell asleep the last half hour.


What? What didn't you like about? It definitely wasn't the last made three but it most definitely had its own merits that I appreciated very much. I thought it was griping to say the least and kept the story interesting until the very end. There's more to come!

EDIT: I'm huge fan, by the way.


The story was extremely predictable. Also the hollywoodesque movie 'template' were the hero has adventure with a pretty girl is lame. It's like seeing the same history over and over again. I only went to see this because my brothers and my father convinced me to accompany them.


Ah...! I see. Well, you do have a point. It was somewhat predictable in a very general sense I would say. How the story would specifically progress is another story. So you're not the biggest fan I suspect!? I would give it a 7 out of 10. No more, no less. As for the pretty girl. It's only necessary to show the very human side of these highly specialized agents. I think the portrait of the female in relationship to the male is something worthwhile and what makes the storyline and more importantly the character a more humane aspect.


More humane aspect? Hehe, I'm sure that 95% just wanted to see her ass and boobs. The story never focused in the humane relation of the agent and the doctor.


My point was the little encounters he had with her and the ending of the story. This story never needed any sort of sexuality anyway.

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Define Infinity wrote:
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Define Infinity wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
Bourne: Legacy

What a pile of horseshit... I fell asleep the last half hour.


What? What didn't you like about? It definitely wasn't the last made three but it most definitely had its own merits that I appreciated very much. I thought it was griping to say the least and kept the story interesting until the very end. There's more to come!

EDIT: I'm huge fan, by the way.


The story was extremely predictable. Also the hollywoodesque movie 'template' were the hero has adventure with a pretty girl is lame. It's like seeing the same history over and over again. I only went to see this because my brothers and my father convinced me to accompany them.


Ah...! I see. Well, you do have a point. It was somewhat predictable in a very general sense I would say. How the story would specifically progress is another story. So you're not the biggest fan I suspect!? I would give it a 7 out of 10. No more, no less. As for the pretty girl. It's only necessary to show the very human side of these highly specialized agents. I think the portrait of the female in relationship to the male is something worthwhile and what makes the storyline and more importantly the character a more humane aspect.


More humane aspect? Hehe, I'm sure that 95% just wanted to see her ass and boobs. The story never focused in the humane relation of the agent and the doctor.


My point was the little encounters he had with her and the ending of the story. This story never needed any sort of sexuality anyway.


They were to busy escaping from explosions and endless persecutions to have any sexuality.


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AlexandeR wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
Bourne: Legacy

What a pile of horseshit... I fell asleep the last half hour.


What? What didn't you like about? It definitely wasn't the last made three but it most definitely had its own merits that I appreciated very much. I thought it was griping to say the least and kept the story interesting until the very end. There's more to come!

EDIT: I'm huge fan, by the way.


The story was extremely predictable. Also the hollywoodesque movie 'template' were the hero has adventure with a pretty girl is lame. It's like seeing the same history over and over again. I only went to see this because my brothers and my father convinced me to accompany them.


Ah...! I see. Well, you do have a point. It was somewhat predictable in a very general sense I would say. How the story would specifically progress is another story. So you're not the biggest fan I suspect!? I would give it a 7 out of 10. No more, no less. As for the pretty girl. It's only necessary to show the very human side of these highly specialized agents. I think the portrait of the female in relationship to the male is something worthwhile and what makes the storyline and more importantly the character a more humane aspect.


More humane aspect? Hehe, I'm sure that 95% just wanted to see her ass and boobs. The story never focused in the humane relation of the agent and the doctor.


My point was the little encounters he had with her and the ending of the story. This story never needed any sort of sexuality anyway.


They were to busy escaping from explosions and endless persecutions to have any sexuality.


It is needless to say that the last three didn't have any sort of obvious scenes of sexual content, either.

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Define Infinity wrote:
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Probably going to see that tomorrow with the ladyfriend. Presence of a pretty girl in the film is not a problem, I imagine...


Expect little and you'll be a much more happier man. The movie in general I mean...


:lol: Cheers for that.

Clearly Alexander doesn't associate explosions with sex... :wink:


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Goat wrote:
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Probably going to see that tomorrow with the ladyfriend. Presence of a pretty girl in the film is not a problem, I imagine...


Expect little and you'll be a much more happier man. The movie in general I mean...


:lol: Cheers for that.

Clearly Alexander doesn't associate explosions with sex... :wink:


Clearly not! What the fuck is wrong with you, Alex!?

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Define Infinity wrote:
Goat wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
Goat wrote:
Probably going to see that tomorrow with the ladyfriend. Presence of a pretty girl in the film is not a problem, I imagine...


Expect little and you'll be a much more happier man. The movie in general I mean...


:lol: Cheers for that.

Clearly Alexander doesn't associate explosions with sex... :wink:


Clearly not! What the fuck is wrong with you, Alex!?


He's a virgin, maybe... :unsure:


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Goat wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
Goat wrote:
Probably going to see that tomorrow with the ladyfriend. Presence of a pretty girl in the film is not a problem, I imagine...


Expect little and you'll be a much more happier man. The movie in general I mean...


:lol: Cheers for that.

Clearly Alexander doesn't associate explosions with sex... :wink:


I don't get a boner watching explosions, sorry to disappoint you :wink:


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Define Infinity wrote:
Goat wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
Goat wrote:
Probably going to see that tomorrow with the ladyfriend. Presence of a pretty girl in the film is not a problem, I imagine...


Expect little and you'll be a much more happier man. The movie in general I mean...


:lol: Cheers for that.

Clearly Alexander doesn't associate explosions with sex... :wink:


Clearly not! What the fuck is wrong with you, Alex!?


He's a virgin, maybe... :unsure:


Oh no, I've been discovered :sad:


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AlexandeR wrote:
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Define Infinity wrote:
Goat wrote:
Define Infinity wrote:
Goat wrote:
Probably going to see that tomorrow with the ladyfriend. Presence of a pretty girl in the film is not a problem, I imagine...


Expect little and you'll be a much more happier man. The movie in general I mean...


:lol: Cheers for that.

Clearly Alexander doesn't associate explosions with sex... :wink:


Clearly not! What the fuck is wrong with you, Alex!?


He's a virgin, maybe... :unsure:


Oh no, I've been discovered :sad:


You picture, man, your picture... Nobody looks that constipated who already had the thing. :lol:


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The Dark Knight Rises

This film is of epic proportions! Spectacular! The pinnacle of the trilogy. Highly recommended.

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The Bourne Whatsit

Not bad. More entertaining than some of the Moot Doomon ones, less wanking about conspiracies and more taking drugs and punching people in the head. More headpunching pls guys. Plus, Rachel Weisz. :wub:


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The Dark Knight Rises

This film is of epic proportions! Spectacular! The pinnacle of the trilogy. Highly recommended.


the story has some flaws but it's an excellent film. i think the pacing made it better than The Dark Knight, which to me lost steam after the hits on Rachel and Dent, except for the boat scene.

shame we won't get any Nolan Batman. and who knows how long it'll take until someone is ballsy+talented enough to take another crack it? on the other hand, the studio must be anxious for more batmonies.

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and who knows how long it'll take until someone is ballsy+talented enough to take another crack it? on the other hand, the studio must be anxious for more batmonies.
Given the latter issue, I bet they are already deciding who they're calling on next to pick up the series.

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or aiming their guns at an Avengers-style movie, since that was such a box office smash. thing is DC has like Batman and that's it (superman is boring, i don't know what the fuck green lantern is about, and aquaman lol), while Marvel had all those super-people to throw at the audience.

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Dumbo - Beautiful music and an emotional portrayal of racism, ostracism, and motherhood. Also a flying elephant with big ears.


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Dumbo - Beautiful music and an emotional portrayal of racism, ostracism, and motherhood. Also a flying elephant with big ears.


Racism?

I like when they get drunk. Nice trip.


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