Metal Reviews

I'm living in the middle of nowhere, serving ice cream, coffee, and beer to tourists while dressed like a bartender from the 1860s. Pleasantly surprised at how well living with my girlfriend for the first two weeks has gone.Reading a lot, singing in a Chinese choir. Internet and TV are had to come by. Life is pretty good.

I'm living on the east side of Cincinnati with my mother and it's ruining my social life. All of my friends and possible lady friends are on the west so I'm basically an hour plus drive away from hanging out with people.

At least you aren't on the south side, in Covington (Aunt lives there), because then you'd be stuck in Kentucky too.

I work at a bar in Covington. On Pike Street, the ghetto street of a shit hole town. All the meth prostitutes $20 could buy. Given that I close the bar, I don't drive home and just spend a few nights a week with friends in Covington. It's closer to downtown than I am now. And it isn't all bad honestly in the Cov.

This weekend: moving house. Next weekend: meeting the girlfriend's parents. Will try to get some stuff written betwixt and between, but obviously no guarantees I'm afraid...

Meeting the parents, huh? So it's going well! Good on you, brother

It is looking towards getting serious then, Zads?

Had a whale of a time when I met the parents. Went to Vilnius for it and all as well. Neither of them spoke English, and I don't speak Lithuanian, so all our interaction was based on her dad using body language to ask if I'd like another beer, and the mother eyeing me and whispering stuff to her daughter that made them both giggle and blush.

Very well, yes. And the move went smoothly, my new landlord appears to be the world's nicest man, helped me move in and is only charging half rent for the first month! Must be olympic spirit or something...

In less than one week, there have been three attempted murders on my street. One person is fine just needed some stitches, the other two were rushed to hospitals in Toronto and are in critical condition. Just around the corner from my moms house, which is only about 5-10 minutes away from me, they had a guy confess to a murder he did 30+ years ago and then confessed to planting bombs all around the neighborhood. There was an evacuation that lasted a couple days, but the police think they got everything.

What the fuck is happening here? I don't mean to be racist here, but my little town has gone to pure horse shit ever since the blacks, asians, and Indians (pakis, etc..) I may be a bigot, but it doesn't take rocket scientist to figure out that 2 + 2 = 4...

I'm back from Malaga, Spain. Lots of tits and asses on the beach (I'm glad women drop their top more often than not nowadays), sea, sun (haven't seen a single cloud), sand, good food, beers.

Who the FUCK needs god? I'm happy again.

I sympathize. I don't know about the the racial considerations, but I know what you mean.

Welcome back! Clearly we just need to post pictures of breasts next time you feel down...

yeah who needs god

last night i had three grilled sandwiches, each with three slices of cheese, three of paio sausage, three of bacon, and a ton of chouriço mouro which is sort of like blood sausage i guess.

today at the shop i had some Late Bottled Vintage Port wine, and then was treated to a nice dinner of spider crab, mussels and shrimp, in good company.

yay.

Does your heart hurt?

Now that's a thread idea.

@Azrael: Iberia owns so much food-wise. Now all you need is to run a semi-marathon to burn all that fat.

i'm going today after work but doubt it'll be that long

the things you eat when you get the munchies...

Tell me about it

I have deactivated my Twitter account. I feel great.

You had a Twitter account? You should have said.

I wasn't tweeting anything except private messages to relatives so, no loss. I was following stuff only, and I'm glad I no longer am. I just could have stopped opening my tweet deck, but actually deleting the account felt awesome. I really hate social networks.