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who the fuck is Bob Marley?


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A guy who died at 36 because he refused to have his toe amputated. Weed really does fuck up your brain.


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Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:
A guy who died at 36 because he refused to have his toe amputated. Weed really does fuck up your brain.


why is there conventions for deceased 36 year old toe apmutees? if that's all you need to have conventions, then this world is lost to me. conventions are sacred.


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DevotedWalnut wrote:
Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:
A guy who died at 36 because he refused to have his toe amputated. Weed really does fuck up your brain.


why is there conventions for deceased 36 year old toe apmutees? if that's all you need to have conventions, then this world is lost to me. conventions are sacred.


What the fuck is apmutee? Are you retarded or is all of that shitty Tankard going to your raisin-sized Canadian "brain"?


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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:
A guy who died at 36 because he refused to have his toe amputated. Weed really does fuck up your brain.


why is there conventions for deceased 36 year old toe apmutees? if that's all you need to have conventions, then this world is lost to me. conventions are sacred.


What the fuck is apmutee?


A preson who has a body prat revomed. What do they teach kids in school these days?


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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:
A guy who died at 36 because he refused to have his toe amputated. Weed really does fuck up your brain.


why is there conventions for deceased 36 year old toe apmutees? if that's all you need to have conventions, then this world is lost to me. conventions are sacred.


What the fuck is apmutee? Are you retarded or is all of that shitty Tankard going to your raisin-sized Canadian "brain"?


how drae I hit one key borfee aehtnor! oh konw!


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DevotedWalnut wrote:
stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:
A guy who died at 36 because he refused to have his toe amputated. Weed really does fuck up your brain.


why is there conventions for deceased 36 year old toe apmutees? if that's all you need to have conventions, then this world is lost to me. conventions are sacred.


What the fuck is apmutee? Are you retarded or is all of that shitty Tankard going to your raisin-sized Canadian "brain"?


how drae I hit one key borfee aehtnor! oh konw!


Paz me da weed broh!!!


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AlexandeR wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:
A guy who died at 36 because he refused to have his toe amputated. Weed really does fuck up your brain.


why is there conventions for deceased 36 year old toe apmutees? if that's all you need to have conventions, then this world is lost to me. conventions are sacred.


What the fuck is apmutee? Are you retarded or is all of that shitty Tankard going to your raisin-sized Canadian "brain"?


how drae I hit one key borfee aehtnor! oh konw!


Paz me da weed broh!!!


mamma taught me not the speak with strange people


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DevotedWalnut wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Bruce_Bitenfils wrote:
A guy who died at 36 because he refused to have his toe amputated. Weed really does fuck up your brain.


why is there conventions for deceased 36 year old toe apmutees? if that's all you need to have conventions, then this world is lost to me. conventions are sacred.


What the fuck is apmutee? Are you retarded or is all of that shitty Tankard going to your raisin-sized Canadian "brain"?


how drae I hit one key borfee aehtnor! oh konw!


Paz me da weed broh!!!


mamma taught me not the speak with strange people


But we're not strangers baby, we had sex last night!! Have you forgotten me already :omfg: :sad:


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Mushrooms will mess you up apparently.


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Mushrooms will mess you up apparently.


Not really. Look how I turned out!


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emperorblackdoom wrote:
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Mushrooms will mess you up apparently.


Not really. Look how I turned out!


There is no hope.


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Martyrs- Ehhhh
Frontier(s)- Pretty fucking sweet
Inside- Really fucking sweet

The French are totally making the best horror movies these days hands down.....


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They can get pretty intense. Frontiers is just Texas Chainsaw Massacre: French Nazi edition, but that's really quite alright.

Inside was pretty harrowing, but I felt bad for the screenwriters wanting to keep it all in one location AND have a body-count, because I found the amount of people who appeared at that woman's house improbable/silly. That last shot, though. Woof.

And I wish that I went into Matyrs knowing nothing about the torture aspect (Spoilers! There's a torture element to the movie), because it would have made the hard-right turn the movie takes more effective. Also, Stage (or is it phase?) Four.

I just rewatched City of God, which is still great, and for the first time saw Dracula AD 1972, which placed a bunch of Ramesses samples for me, so that was nice. I also watch In a Glass Cage, which was...unsettling. The cyclical nature of the child abuse/murder got to me the most, I think. Also, that movie looked like dirt in the best way possible.


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Billy Madison

Chris Farley is the best part of this movie. The scene with him yelling at the kids/getting pissed off on the bus is classic. I had to rewind it 3 times. Fuck is that funny.


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Frontier(s) reminded me a lot of that shitty hostel movie that came out a few years ago but way better.. Martyrs just didn't do it for me.. and my reaction to the last scene of inside was about that same haha, I usually don't get to worked up about gore in movies and shit but that part was pretty intense


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The Omen ('76) - Great stuff all around, and that final smirk is genuinely chilling. Classic.


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The Omen ('76) - Great stuff all around, and that final smirk is genuinely chilling. Classic.


Great indeed, but this is even better:

Harakiri (seppuku) 1962

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056058/

Amazing history, touched my heart. I cried. I'm krieg.


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