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Too bad their music sucks ass..

I'm surprised that you were able to take the dicks out of your hands long enough to type that

Don't mirror your fantasies about yourself with this hack of a band, junior.

No, seriously. Whatever my thoughts of the band, the fact of the matter is that they took time to give us an interview, hopefully give the site a little bit of promotion, and be on with it.

But you have to make sure at every moment everyone can know just how much of a dick you are with with your little dick opinions and your little dick insults.

You really add nothing to any conversation other than dicks, shoving them in any little crevice you can find. You are a flat out annoyance. I know that on metal-archives that you have been taught that internet biggest dick competitions are the norm but can you at least try to have some semblance of a real person here?

Because everything that I have ever seen from you has been nothing but a spewing of dicks. You've been given multiple chances to present your opinions in a somewhat dignified manner but you're dickheadedness fucked that up right away too.

You can respond back, but I won't. I've had my fair share of dicks today.

Way to fit the MA stereotype, dude.

Other than being a trite little follower like yourself, full analysis of this band on my part has been done prior to this bit of fellatio you call an 'interview'. They make shitty disjointed 'prog' with botched riffs and random instrumentals to make people think they're deep, when they are just another shitty pretentious avantgarde group of hacks. You're grasping at straws and bending over backwards to take it up the ass for this band, this site has been around for quite some time- So I'm not quite sure what your angle is in assuming that this interview will be anything more than an ignored and patently contrived occurrence on your part. Vikernes was interviewed and it garnered no outside response in terms of promotion, so this little interview will do much less for this website, especially with you and the other staff's lack of productivity to vouch for the diminishing content as well for MR.

Stick to reviewing your shitty prog albums- and the constant referencing to dicks is worrying me as well, are you some kind of queer?

B===D~~~~

I hope that's not your improv with your own band.

B=D~

Steve, you do realise that any other forum would have banned you by now, let alone for pointless idiocity like this?

I would have banned you by now Steve, and I like you.

And just when things were getting quiet around here

Yeah, steve is being a huge cunt. I'm frankly surprised he hasn't been banned yet, because it seems all he does is troll and piss about bands he doesn't like. I'm cool with steve when he's not being a huge cunt, but posts like this are uncalled for, childish, and overall pretty shitty (crash egging him on like that isn't particularly mature either).

Anyway, great interview. Fables is one of the best records of the year, imo. Definately in my top 5.

Despite all the 'fuhrer' vibes that get thrown at me, I do my damndest to be the perfect admin in these parts with as light and gentle a touch as possible. Steve is a good poster when he's not being a cunt, perhaps we can nicely ask him to stop with the cuntishness? I hate banning people.

Nice thread about dicks and cunts. Let's throw in some tits and ass and make it more lively.

Unexpect have all the elements for me to like it yet it doesn't click. They certainly have integrity and imagination.

Zad, Steve deserved to be banned. At least temporarily. Do it.

Weak.
Why don't you ban yourself (again)?
What do you contribute, other than a bunch of reggae and other assorted afrocentric album covers? Since you obviously haven't caught on yet, nobody fucking cares about that crap here.
Steve is a bit brash at times, but more often than not he at least contributes something.

Did anybody call for trapt's bannage for this



in the Burzum interview thread? Or metalNESS (a mod, no less) for echoing / quoting it?
No, they didn't.

I'm sorry, but

It makes sense the one who should have got the definitive ban the longest would be the one defending Steve's childish idiocy... It makes sense.

BTW, Varg does sound a bit like a bitch.