Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra (#7211)

dead1 · **Joined:** Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:22 am **Posts:** 2250

That review is awesome.

I'm sure Fred Durst thinks he's "the man."

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:44 am

Best review since that Virus 7 review. :lol:

Great job, guy.

Milan · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:58 am

I can't say anything that hasn't been said already. Great job Zad! :lol:

voxmonster · **Joined:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:41 am **Posts:** 204

Many other sites gave this album positive reviews. I'm just saying. I haven't heard this album, but the time you put into hating this album is puzzling. Have you liked any Limp Bizkit album? If not, why do a completely biased review? Why waste the space you could have used to do a legitimate review? Why review a band's new album if you hate the band anyway? A for effort, but why even put forth the effort? Did this site force you to do this review or something? Whatever the reason, this review is a waste of my time and yours.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:42 pm

voxmonster wrote:

Many other sites gave this album positive reviews. I'm just saying.

[citation needed]

Bruce_Bitenfils · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:47 pm

Legacy Of The Night wrote:

voxmonster wrote:

Many other sites gave this album positive reviews. I'm just saying.

[citation needed]

Goat · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:17 pm

I went into this album with an open mind and an enquiring heart. Calling me 'biased' because I discovered Gold Cobra to be a crap album, and suggesting that the holy words of Chuck D that served as inspiration for this are "Durst like" is eyebrow-raising, to say the least.

Trooper Of Steel · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:26 pm

What I wanna know is how the hell is this band still around? And why they still have a fanbase? I thought Fred and the band went away and never came back?

Flying Knee · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:52 pm **Posts:** 108

Love the review but out of curiosity , how many time did it took you to think and type all that shit ?

Danmx · **Joined:** Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:02 am **Posts:** 22

Open mind and inquiring heart.... really...

This review kind reminds me of when a high-brow magazine like the New Yorker reviews "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith."

The idea is "We all know it's gonna suck anyway, so let's give the review to the person who will make fun of it the best."

Then everyone laughs and says "Great review, I know it sucks even though I haven't seen/listened to it! Hee hee! Cause it's a Star Wars Prequel/Limp Bizkit album!"

So it becomes a big parody because the reviewer obviously has an axe to grind. This is not a good album, but giving it a 10/100 is ridiculous. That's like giving a girl a 1 out of 10 on HotorNot.com. She'd have to be 300 pounds, missing an arm, and look like King Hippo to warrant a score like that.

Limp Bizkit is not a good band, but this album is not THAT bad.

If you're going to give a review, give a real review, not a celebration of Durst hating.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:32 pm

at defending this steamimg puddle of vomit of a band.

A gross representation of everything that is wrong with music, and American "culture" in general today.

North From Here · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:32 pm

The review was excellent enough, and then I open up this morning to read these brilliant comments from Voxmonster and Danmx. Truly great stuff guys!!

AlexandeR · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:39 pm

Voxmonster and Danmx are the bastard and dumb sons from Ken (Satan's Anus). Anyway I'm happy they're here, we need someone in the other side, the wrong side.

And btw, a girl weighing 300 pounds, missing an arm, and looking like King Hippo is not a 1 out of 10, she simply isn't human, and therefore, can't get a score. Like I said, we need people in the wrong side, people that love Limp Bizkit and amputated fat girls to balance things a little.

The Evil Dead · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:36 pm

You should have spent your time with an album that would actually be worth reviewing and giving us information about. Just sayin'.

RagnaRock50cal. · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:15 pm

Goddamn.......I'm gonna listen to some Public Enemy now

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

no one gets that the review is an homage to bring the noise by public enemy which shocks me

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:22 pm

Danmx wrote:

Open mind and inquiring heart.... really...

This review kind reminds me of when a high-brow magazine like the New Yorker reviews "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith."

The idea is "We all know it's gonna suck anyway, so let's give the review to the person who will make fun of it the best."

Then everyone laughs and says "Great review, I know it sucks even though I haven't seen/listened to it! Hee hee! Cause it's a Star Wars Prequel/Limp Bizkit album!"

So it becomes a big parody because the reviewer obviously has an axe to grind. This is not a good album, but giving it a 10/100 is ridiculous. That's like giving a girl a 1 out of 10 on HotorNot.com. She'd have to be 300 pounds, missing an arm, and look like King Hippo to warrant a score like that.

Limp Bizkit is not a good band, but this album is not THAT bad.

If you're going to give a review, give a real review, not a celebration of Durst hating.

voxmonster wrote:

Many other sites gave this album positive reviews. I'm just saying. I haven't heard this album, but the time you put into hating this album is puzzling. Have you liked any Limp Bizkit album? If not, why do a completely biased review? Why waste the space you could have used to do a legitimate review? Why review a band's new album if you hate the band anyway? A for effort, but why even put forth the effort? I guess cause you figured out a cool Durst like rap review. Did this site force you to do this review or something? Whatever the reason, this review is a waste of my time and yours.

Frigid should love this because you guys are making him look really good right now :rolleyes:

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:23 pm

The Evil Dead wrote:

You should have spent your time with an album that would actually be worth reviewing and giving us information about. Just sayin'.

Any effort to slam that POS band is worth it every time.

GeneralDiomedes · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:02 pm

juannaman wrote:

no one gets that the review is an homage to bring the noise by public enemy which shocks me

I'm pretty sure everyone gets it ..

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:24 pm

MetalStorm wrote:

Danmx wrote:

Open mind and inquiring heart.... really...

This review kind reminds me of when a high-brow magazine like the New Yorker reviews "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith."

The idea is "We all know it's gonna suck anyway, so let's give the review to the person who will make fun of it the best."

Then everyone laughs and says "Great review, I know it sucks even though I haven't seen/listened to it! Hee hee! Cause it's a Star Wars Prequel/Limp Bizkit album!"

So it becomes a big parody because the reviewer obviously has an axe to grind. This is not a good album, but giving it a 10/100 is ridiculous. That's like giving a girl a 1 out of 10 on HotorNot.com. She'd have to be 300 pounds, missing an arm, and look like King Hippo to warrant a score like that.

Limp Bizkit is not a good band, but this album is not THAT bad.

If you're going to give a review, give a real review, not a celebration of Durst hating.

voxmonster wrote:

Many other sites gave this album positive reviews. I'm just saying. I haven't heard this album, but the time you put into hating this album is puzzling. Have you liked any Limp Bizkit album? If not, why do a completely biased review? Why waste the space you could have used to do a legitimate review? Why review a band's new album if you hate the band anyway? A for effort, but why even put forth the effort? I guess cause you figured out a cool Durst like rap review. Did this site force you to do this review or something? Whatever the reason, this review is a waste of my time and yours.

Frigid should love this because you guys are making him look really good right now :rolleyes:

My god you are such a cunt.

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