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noodles
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Ok true but her face is awful purty.
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Skinny chicks can be hot. Not everyone has to look like Keeley Hazel, after all. It must be said, though, that K-Stew has empty, soulless eyes in every single pic I've ever seen of her, and that her film performances would probably be enhanced if someone punched her every time she blinked. Give me Summer Glau any day.
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imo skinny girls are the best because it'd be weird being with one who is somewhat larger than me and I am very skinny.
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noodles wrote:
imo skinny girls are the best because it'd be weird being with one who is somewhat larger than me and I am very skinny.


I'm very skinny to, yet I don't see the point of going out with skinny girls. I always say it would be like dating myself. Which would be awkward.
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noodles wrote:
imo skinny girls are the best because it'd be weird being with one who is somewhat larger than me and I am very skinny.


Sounds like a personal problem.
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yet I don't see the point of going out with skinny girls.


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:lol: I cannot get "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" out of my head.
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Oh, it's a great fucking film. :lol:

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I tend to be attracted to girls who are similar to me in looks and personality so dating a female version of myself would be great!

Orion wrote:
noodles wrote:
imo skinny girls are the best because it'd be weird being with one who is somewhat larger than me and I am very skinny.


Sounds like a personal problem.


I said "imo" and it's not really a problem, just a preference. Always thought flat girls look better than big boobs. Ideal is small-medium!

Hamlet 2 was hilarious.
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I tend to be attracted to girls who are similar to me in looks and personality so dating a female version of myself would be great!


You mean you masturbate a lot.


I like a bit of flesh on the bone in a lady but still I wouldn't mind having sex in the missionary position for non-procreational purposes with Kristen if you catch my drift.
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Wow she looks a lot better with blond hair. Kinda like Avril except, you know, a normal human size.
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It is a bit weird how she squints all the time.
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Guh, she has that really shitty look on her face that makes me think she takes herself way too seriously or something.

No thanks.
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Guh, she has that really shitty look on her face that makes me think she takes herself way too seriously or something.

No thanks.


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I think she's trying to look intelligent or something.
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She looks like she has a wig and a vacuous space behind her eyes.
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Ever seen a picture of her smiling?

Bitch DOES NOT smile. Ugly as shit
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lol. So cute.
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lol. So cute.



Sarcasm?
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Milan
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Even when smiling she looks empty.
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Her mouth may be smiling, but her eyes don't know how.
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