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 Post subject: 'Landmine Marathon - Sovereign Descent (#6444)'
PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:38 pm 
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Landmine Marathon - Sovereign Descent
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Quoted: 65 / 100


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I almost auditioned for this band since they are from Phoenix. Then I heard them and opted to stay away.
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:mad: Haven't even read the review but a 65? GTFO!

Edit: Fucking riffs for chrissake are killer on this album. I'm sorry they don't have catchier choruses for you. Grrrrrr.
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Their lead singer is a lot hotter then Angela Gossow.
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Who gives a fuck? This album has some of the most interesting riffs I've heard all this year.
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traptunderice wrote:
Who gives a fuck? This album has some of the most interesting riffs I've heard all this year.


Geez calm down Trap no need to get bent out of shape here.

So what if it's scored lower then what you wanted. Welcome to MR where you're not going to be pleased all the time with what's being reviewed.

So as long as you enjoy it who gives a flying fuck what it scores.
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Goat
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traptunderice wrote:
Who gives a fuck? This album has some of the most interesting riffs I've heard all this year.


Really? You must have been starved of interesting riffs.
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I have personal attachments to the bands I like and I want others to check them out so that they succeed is all.

God forbid a band play death metal no bells and whistles. I can't wait till you criticize Fuck the Facts and Salome, acting as if their vocalists are just gimmicks too.
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sorry trapt, but zaddy made me LOL

I still love you, hope it's mutual
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As long as somebody does, bashed for loathing Polanski and prostitution and now because I like Poison and plain dm.
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who in their right mind loathes prostitution?
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who in their right mind loathes prostitution?
Stabbed in the back by the one who said they loved me :sad:
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traptunderice wrote:
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who in their right mind loathes prostitution?
Stabbed in the back by the one who said they loved me :sad:


was just joking

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Goat
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As long as somebody does, bashed for loathing Polanski and prostitution and now because I like Poison and plain dm.


Stop being a drama queen, it was we social liberals getting the evil eye from Valefor on that occasion. I know what you mean about personal connections to bands though...

...I just have better taste than you. ;)


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good job zad in three paragraphs you spent almost five sentences talking about the music

Band sounds ok. Didn't make me want to turn it off instantly like most nowadays death metal but not something I'd want to listen to a full album of.


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noodles wrote:
good job zad in three paragraphs you spent almost five sentences talking about the music


Oh, sorry, is there not enough detail in 'Bolt Thrower fronted by Angela Gossow" for you?
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They seemed a little faster than Bolt Thrower to me. BT got lots of mid paced grooveyness while these dudes were all "SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM BLAST BLAST BLAST JUD JUD JUD"
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Goat
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Wow, well that was a terrific review. Well done, Noodles.
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tx man I should get payed for this

But really all your review said is that they said like bolt throw but then when I listened to them my first thought twas "this isn't what I remember Bolt Thrower sounding like!" then I listened to Bolt Thrower again and could kind of hear it but not enough to mention them like six times in a review.

Also this picture is awesome
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... 73e4b1.jpg

wait what the fuck I thought I didn't listen to bands on myspace anymore
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Goat
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noodles wrote:
tx man I should get payed for this

But really all your review said is that they said like bolt throw but then when I listened to them my first thought twas "this isn't what I remember Bolt Thrower sounding like!" then I listened to Bolt Thrower again and could kind of hear it but not enough to mention them like six times in a review.


What? They're exactly like Bolt Thrower, and the only reason they're anywhere is because of the Katy Perry-lookalike on vocals. As I said. Mentioning Bolt Thrower three times, not six.
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