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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jun/0 ... ven-seagal

Oh god, here we go again.
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jun/07/cumbria-shootings-steven-seagal

Oh god, here we go again.



Ah, the good old, "The movie made them do it." Almost as good as,"Marilyn Manson made them do it."
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Watching The Invention Of Lying right now. Quite nice, even if you don't count my inevitable fondness for something critical of religion.

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Damage

a Stold Cold Steve Austin movie with a story we've all seen before. But really, it wasn't turrible.

Worlds Greatest Dad

Robin Williams movie that is funny and pretty dark/twisted. I definitely recommend it. Weed brownies ftw.
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Super Troopers - Meh, apart from Brian Cox.
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Super Troopers is much more then just meh.

Bad bad Zad.
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It's SUPER-meh!
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I agree. Super Troopers is insanely overrated. I thought it was hilarious when I was 16. When I watched it again a few months ago with my girlfriend I had to apologize to her when we realised it was actually shit.
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I thought it was hilarious when I was 16 and I don't plan on changing those memories.
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Save The Green Planet! - utterly bonkers Korean thriller about someone kidnapping someone because he's an alien... or is he? About twenty minutes too long, but great stuff.
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Save The Green Planet! - utterly bonkers Korean thriller about someone kidnapping someone because he's an alien... or is he? About twenty minutes too long, but great stuff.


Crazy fucking movie, but awesome.
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I rented Escape From New York from Netflix. I'll watch it probably on Sunday.
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Tagged along with my cousins to see Killers this weekend.

Fucking.
AWFUL.

What the hell is wrong with the people that made this movie?? The plot sucks and is ultra-predictable, chemistry between the couple was completely non-existent, the "Jokes" weren't funny, the somewhat decent action scenes were ruined by inappropriate music and Katherine Heigalwhaterface's constant stupidity and bitchiness (Why the FUCK does she stop to get a pregnancy test while she's being chased by multiple bounty hunters??), and the movie lacked a fucking CLIMAX!!!! It just went straight to the resolution! What. The. FUCK??

I hate Hollywood. At least I didn't pay to see this shit. +1 for Tom Sellick though, even though I can't believe he'd stoop as low as to "Star" in this tripe.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=9_MqZn7E-mk

WANT
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=9_MqZn7E-mk

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Fuckin' A!

Dammit, did a google search and it's only a short film, but the director of it says that he's using it to promote the possibility of a new full-length movie.

http://www.collider.com/2010/06/09/kevi ... ture-film/
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Greenberg - I like it when a character is annoying but I still want good things to happen to them. Also very funny at times.
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Kick Ass - a bit fucked up, but still meh.

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Afro_D-Shak wrote:
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=9_MqZn7E-mk

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Fuckin' A!

Dammit, did a google search and it's only a short film, but the director of it says that he's using it to promote the possibility of a new full-length movie.

http://www.collider.com/2010/06/09/kevi ... ture-film/


I hope they go through with it. I looks pretty awesome. Hollywood should Nolan-ize all game and comic movies.
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I was thinking about writing a super gritty Captain Planet adaptation where he has a drinking problem and is abusive towards the planeteers. Perhaps sexually. Also the Eco-villians rape Gaia, because, dude, like, the symbolism, man!
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Wintermute wrote:
I was thinking about writing a super gritty Captain Planet adaptation where he has a drinking problem and is abusive towards the planeteers. Perhaps sexually. Also the Eco-villians rape Gaia, because, dude, like, the symbolism, man!
I approve yet the alcoholism seems a little over the top.
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