The Gods MANOWAR

Anonymous · **Posted:** Sun May 29, 2005 10:23 pm

Death to false metal everyone here post about manowar

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

Manowar are homoerotic.

I have a gay friend. He says that if he wanted to, he could masturbate to their band photos.

But their music isn't bad, when you're in a cheesy, silly, fun mood. I have the Kings of Metal album and enjoy it.

WinterIsComing · **Joined:** Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:23 am **Posts:** 1025

Dead Machine wrote:

Manowar are homoerotic.

I have a gay friend. He says that if he wanted to, he could masturbate to their band photos.

But their music isn't bad, when you're in a cheesy, silly, fun mood. I have the Kings of Metal album and enjoy it.

If I wanted to I could masturbate to a blank wall, does that make it erotic or homoerotic?

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

WinterIsComing wrote:

If I wanted to I could masturbate to a blank wall, does that make it erotic or homoerotic?

Does the blank wall stimulate you? Make you think sexual thoughts?

If so, than yes, yes it does.

But it would only be homoerotic if it made you think of men fucking each other, as opposed to women.

Go conduct that experiment, and report back with the results, why don't you.

WinterIsComing · **Joined:** Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:23 am **Posts:** 1025

Dead Machine wrote:

WinterIsComing wrote:

If I wanted to I could masturbate to a blank wall, does that make it erotic or homoerotic?

Does the blank wall stimulate you? Make you think sexual thoughts?

If so, than yes, yes it does.

But it would only be homoerotic if it made you think of men f--- each other, as opposed to women.

Go conduct that experiment, and report back with the results, why don't you.

point is a male doesn't need visual stimulation to be able to masturbate, therefore any male could masturbate to a picture of Manowar. Try it, if you don't believe me.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 3:51 am

Warriors Of The World United is my all-time favorite Manowar song! Man, that song rocks!

WinterIsComing · **Joined:** Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:23 am **Posts:** 1025

Eyesore wrote:

Warriors Of The World United is my all-time favorite Manowar song! Man, that song rocks!

They have much better songs.

WinterIsComing · **Joined:** Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:23 am **Posts:** 1025

DevotedWalnut wrote:

that song is really good but unfortunately that cds sux big time, but there r some other good songs like hand of doom and house of death they r really good

It is pretty good, but got a bit more filler stuff than usually.

Argonaut · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 8:35 am

I think you should have added a"yes , but they are ultra cheese" option to the poll.

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

WinterIsComing wrote:

point is a male doesn't need visual stimulation to be able to masturbate, therefore any male could masturbate to a picture of Manowar. Try it, if you don't believe me.

I do believe you. What I obviously should have underlined is that he finds the band pictures arousing.

December Flower · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 1:12 pm

I don't care about cheese if I like the music and in this case, I do (if my sig wasn't enough

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Caligula_K · **Joined:** Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm **Posts:** 3561

I question the sexuality of whoever voted "no."

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 3:49 pm

I used to worship them, but now they've kinda gone rather dull. Yet I still buy everything they release because deep down I will always be a Manowar fanboy.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 3:52 pm

DevotedWalnut wrote:

that song is really good but unfortunately that cds sux big time, but there r some other good songs like hand of doom and house of death they r really good

Its a decent CD, the last three tracks are awesome. So is Swords in the Wind. Warriors of the World United, Fight for Freedom, Nessun Dorma and Call To Arms are also quite good. American Trilogy, The March & Valhalla are total wastes of time.

PhyrWolf · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 4:33 pm

I bought Kings Of Metal just to prove myself wrong about Manowar, it worked since I really liked that album right from the first spin.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

they're ok i guess, not the best and don't get me started on their arrogant characters. they think they are the best but boy, are they wrong. still enjoyable though

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2005 12:26 am

well the best song on that cd is either hand of doom or house of death with fight until we die runinng a close third and call to arms in fourth but the rest i cant stand, its just not wat ManOwaR should be like. \ , , / :twisted: , , l , ,

Dago · **Posted:** Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:31 pm

LoL, Manowar are just a bunch of wanna-be Conan faggots! They are pathetic and ridicolous and their music is plain, boring and repititive. There are some good songs though..

WinterIsComing · **Joined:** Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:23 am **Posts:** 1025

Dago wrote:

LoL, Manowar are just a bunch of wanna-be Conan faggots! They are pathetic and ridicolous and their music is plain, boring and repititive. There are some good songs though..

you bastard, I hope they play Manowar at your funeral :twisted:

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:24 pm

i agree ManOwaR is and always will be awesome, sure there not my fav band but still they rock, cheesy at times but still kick ass. and ur damn right they have some good songs, the to be played at ur funeral should be violence and bloodshed :twisted:

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