Crabcore

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:18 am

Auto-tuned singing is pretty much the worst thing ever.

noodles · **Posted:** Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:33 am

http://www.myspace.com/attackattack

oh shit sexual man chocolate has transitions and stuff

Wintermute · **Posted:** Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:51 am

Not that this has anything to do with their music, but I forgot how dumb they looked.

Edit: Also, for the Katy Perry cover to work, shouldn't they have changed "girl' to "guy?' Or are they tacitly admitting their gayness? Which is fine, too.

The Necrodude · **Posted:** Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:19 pm

Wow, this is truly some of the worst "music" i've ever heard, and that music video cracks me up and wtf is up the song turning into happy euro techno at 2:46 :huh:

and blargh at the auto-tuned vocals

Thrashtildeth · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:12 am

ok, ok, ok...

I just watched this, and even knowing beforehand that there was a techno breakdown, I exploded with laughter when it happened.

And i'm at work....! Risky stuff.

Ichneumon · **Joined:** Fri May 23, 2008 7:22 pm **Posts:** 120

This is metal being made by people with no idea of what metal is. Or actual songwriting for that matter.

The_Voice · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:16 pm

Ichneumon wrote:

This is metal being made by people with no idea of what metal is. Or actual songwriting for that matter.

Its not metal IMO

Dago · **Posted:** Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:48 pm

Yeah, its just dogshit.
With all respect to the dogs anus.

belowthelights · **Joined:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:10 pm **Posts:** 780

Holy shit I can't stop laughing.

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

this song = same note played 10 million times in a row

The Evil Dead · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:19 pm

http://www.youtube.com/user/Trevahhh#p/u/5/ftBtXzeSCTA

lmao. Epic one minute edit of that Attack Attack song by my brother. He put Michael Flatley in the video riverdance as well as mixing up all the crabcore stances. Love it!

noodles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:56 pm

http://www.myspace.com/abandonallships

I had to sit through this band's set last night -____-

Those breakdowns sounded a touch cheesy when Protest the Hero did them 5 years ago on Kezia why the fuck are bands writing whole songs of them

Afro_D-Shak · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:24 pm

noodles wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/abandonallships

I had to sit through this band's set last night -____-

I am so sorry.

Wow, this is just pure shit. No redeeming qualities are to be found. :blink:

stevelovesmoonspell · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:41 pm

noodles wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/abandonallships

I had to sit through this band's set last night -____-

Those breakdowns sounded a touch cheesy when Protest the Hero did them 5 years ago on Kezia why the fuck are bands writing whole songs of them

Not that I give two shits about Protest the Hero, but that shit sucks terribly not to mention the whole Brokencyde influence.
Fuck this band.

noodles · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:04 am

Afro_D-Shak wrote:

noodles wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/abandonallships

I had to sit through this band's set last night -____-

I am so sorry.

Wow, this is just pure shit. No redeeming qualities are to be found. :blink:

At least they're the band that had the least crowd enthusiasm so maybe they'll give up and go away.

North From Here · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:21 pm

Dago wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

Wow, this is probably the worst song I've heard in the last few years.

Not so shockingly,+1. The clean vox are abominable, the music is terrible and repetitive, and the techno breakdown might have been the funniest awful moment in music ever. Yet it has over 2.3 million views on youtube, and most of them must be from people who like the song. How can they live with themselves!! Black Eyed Peas fans have better taste!!

At least, Keep of Kalessin can breath easy now.

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