Metal Reviews

I was clicking around those on-demand music channels they have on cable now and the Havoc channel had a video by a group called Shocknina so I checked it out and, fuck, it's good shit! It's like Garbage meets Evanescence or something. The video was for "A Women's Cry" and it rocked, that's all I know.

I checked out their site (http://www.shocknina.com) and they don't seem to have a CD out, but you can check out that video. It's really good, and damn that lead singer is fucking hot!! DAMN!!

Garbage meets Evanescence? That doesn't make me want to listen to them, that makes me want to track down all the copies of their albums in stores across the world and burn them publicly.

Admittedly, the lead singer is indeed attractive, but she ain't gonna bone me for listening to whatever crap her band makes.

I think Garbage's Version 2.0 was quite enjoyable :oops:

Having tits doesn't help that band from being the biggest steaming pile of crap I've heard all year.

I enjoyed their 1rst album a lot... I've got tired with it with times but it's still a solid lp :roll:

Indeed she is fucking hot!

Well, hello there beatiful....

too bad she doesn't look half that stunning on the other pictures of the website... and since music description pretty much makes me want to puke, I don't think I will bother going any further with Mrs Barbie's "musicband"... :twisted:

That's is an extremely stupid comment. Grow some balls and be a little more open-minded. Damn.

and yet soooo true ! :roll:

What can I say? My self-deprecatory style even bounces off entirely unrelated posts that I made in threads weeks upon weeks ago.

Thanks for the detective work, I certainly hope you were well compensated for it, but then again, imagining the look on my face must have been enough.

What? Did you expect me to call you an asshole? Far from it. The very fact that you put this much effort (read: more then two minutes worth) into getting me to insult myself leads me to believe that you AREN'T a complete idiot like the person my original post was directed towards.

I look forward to your future efforts to make myself and other trumped-up arrogant bags of hot air like me insult ourselves.

Ta,
Dead Machine.

I'm sorry I called you stupid too... as it appears to be you're not who I thought you were... :oops:

anyways, that's good news... so, Hurray !

No, no, I'm EXACTLY who you though I am, but also self-aware. The problem with most narcissistic (forgive the spelling if it is indeed incorrect) egomaniac jerks is that they aren't aware of how idiotic everything, and thus them as well, actually is. Since I am aware of that, it makes me only slightly more agreeable than your average prideful jackass.

I hope that has cleared everything up, nu?

And I have only just discovered a fondness for the vocal hooks and stolen-from-Morrissette riffs of that Garbage radio hit, Only Happy When it Rains.

'Course, their new radio hits are absolute trash, but at least there's one good song in their repitoire, which is more than any sane man can say for Evanescense.