Korn - Korn (#5467)

traptunderice · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:58 am

MetalStorm wrote:

juannaman wrote:

metalstorm ur the idiot here
number of the beast technical
r u fucking joking me do you think run to the hills is technical

Do me a favor:

1.Go get a dictionary
2.Look up the definition of Sarcasm
3.Wipe the egg from your face
4.STFU and F off
5.Have a nice day

Storm is breaking out the homophobic hammer now.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:10 am

But Run To The Hills
Is more technical than Korn
So you were correct.

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

ok storm
y would you think i have egg on my face ????
a bit random
and no i won't fuck off
and thank you have a nice day too

stevelovesmoonspell · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:23 am

Not only does Goat
not procreate with human beings
he hitherto reserves the power
to strike Juannaman down
with the ferocious
hammer of ban

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:28 am

Goat wrote:

But Run To The Hills
Is more technical than Korn
So you were correct.

My farts are more technical than Korn.

stevelovesmoonspell · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:29 am

ganeshaRules · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:50 am

stevelovesmoonspell wrote:

Not only does Goat
not procreate with human beings
he hitherto reserves the power
to strike Juannaman down
with the ferocious
hammer of ban

He's the troll of the frost fields
Stupid, old, gross, slow
But we have the right to cut his head
And ban it from the hero's hall?

I swear no. It's funny to have the old troll
Aged and slow as the inmortal trees
Wandering in our halls
And trolling all his way.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:57 am

Goats are not trolls, no
We dwell not under bridges
Trollls sit in their filth

Goats are so pure so
Noble; we cross the bridge and
Hunt for some good grass

ganeshaRules · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:00 am

Goat wrote:

Goats are not trolls, no
We dwell not under bridges
Trollls sit in their filth

Goats are so pure so
Noble; we cross the bridge and
Hunt for some good grass

I was talking about Juannaman

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:01 am

The paranoid goat
Bows before evidence of
His mistake; pardon

ganeshaRules · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:16 am

Goat wrote:

The paranoid goat
Bows before evidence of
His mistake; pardon

You're not troll, my friend,
You're the new forum's Eyesore
Taking the place of the old one.

Now, with your Eyesore crown
You can tame the nu-metal claims
From Satan's anus.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:21 am

Ah, no more will this
Goat bow before that foulness
Black Metal ist Krieg!

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:08 pm

juannaman wrote:

ok storm
y would you think i have egg on my face ????
a bit random
and no i won't fuck off
and thank you have a nice day too

Dear boy (or girl) my
Advice to you: blast Darkthrone
Until you 'get' it.

SoulSociety · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:03 pm

rio wrote:

Adam wrote:

I love the reverse elitism in this thread.

I don't really hate all Korn. I liked Follow the Leader as well (minus the atrocious song with Fred Durst). Its On! and Justin are still cool songs if you ask me, but this album just sucks. For starters, the production robs the guitars of having any real punch like they did on later albums. The songwriting feels simplistic to a fault. I'm sure even the band, in a private moment, would admit this is their weakest material. Again, for the reverse elitists, I don't see where anyone has denied the influence this album had, but that doesn't mean its automatically good.

I like Goat's review because he's obviously approached it with an open mind and tried to find something he likes in it. If he finds it lacking, then that says something about the album, I guess. I feel the same way as him, really.

I think a lot of metalheads do just write this kind of thing off without giving it the same chances, so in that sense I can sorta see where the reverse elitists are coming from. I mean, Soul Society, when you went on your Korn marathon, are you 100% sure you hadn't written it off before you started?

What I heard until I gave the albums a listen (Freak on a Leash) didn't exactly impress me so, yeah I didn't expect much from the album, although if I find something good in what I expect to be shit, I have no problem admitting it, for example, I like Psychosocial from Slipknot's new album, even though I loathe the rest of their discography.

SoulSociety · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:23 pm

Just finished reading all the posts after another 4 pages, and I must say it's turning into a real classic :wink:

And fuck it people, Dave Suzuki wishes he could be 1/4 as technical as Korn. :cool:

juannaman · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:53 pm **Posts:** 360

well if i must be the troll of the forum then so be it
i will enforce my arguements not with logic but with blunt force
and i will incessantly listen to finntroll
but let me warn you goats are not pure they are the animals of the devil[/code]

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

juannaman wrote:

i will enforce my arguements not with logic but with blunt force

EvilInvader · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:28 pm

back to topic...

Korn's first album is "ok" for what it is. I prefer Issues and Take a look in the mirror, for instance.

But listening to the selft-titled reminds me of Sepultura's Roots...When Roots came out, Max was telling every magazines that he was influenced by Jonathan Davis and Korn's sound.

What a shame :lol:

Anyway, Korn's first album doesn't suck as a whole. There are some cool songs. Bring me back to highschool and I now realize I'm getting old and it sucks.

And as for the review : sounds a lot like a rant but a fair rant :cool:

SoulSociety · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:54 pm

EvilInvader wrote:

back to topic...

Korn's first album is "ok" for what it is. I prefer Issues and Take a look in the mirror, for instance.

But listening to the selft-titled reminds me of Sepultura's Roots...When Roots came out, Max was telling every magazines that he was influenced by Jonathan Davis and Korn's sound.

What a shame :lol:

Anyway, Korn's first album doesn't suck as a whole. There are some cool songs. Bring me back to highschool and I now realize I'm getting old and it sucks.

And as for the review : sounds a lot like a rant but a fair rant :cool:

Which is why Roots sucks.

EvilInvader · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:35 pm

SoulSociety wrote:

EvilInvader wrote:

back to topic...

Korn's first album is "ok" for what it is. I prefer Issues and Take a look in the mirror, for instance.

But listening to the selft-titled reminds me of Sepultura's Roots...When Roots came out, Max was telling every magazines that he was influenced by Jonathan Davis and Korn's sound.

What a shame :lol:

Anyway, Korn's first album doesn't suck as a whole. There are some cool songs. Bring me back to highschool and I now realize I'm getting old and it sucks.

And as for the review : sounds a lot like a rant but a fair rant :cool:

Which is why Roots sucks.

Did I say otherwise? No.

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