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Grindcore; doth it indeed suck ass?
It doth indeed 91%  91%  [ 115 ]
Nay, sir, it doth not 9%  9%  [ 12 ]
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The Immortal Emokid wrote:
tolerance = The capacity for or the practice of recognizing and respecting the beliefs or practices of others.

and, btw, my first reply was also in a humourous vein... it's you who took things that seriously...

EDIT : and editing your messages to make them more accurate after I already answered is a bit too easy, isn't it ? :wink:


So you respect the beliefs and practices pf Varg?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:14 pm 
that's where we disagree... for me respect comes first, I don't have to think about it... maybe it has something to do with being a Buddhist or a Satanist... :roll:

but let me tell you V., we sure disagree on loads of things but we always maintain a calm, respectful tone and this, I like.


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valefor wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
tolerance = The capacity for or the practice of recognizing and respecting the beliefs or practices of others.

and, btw, my first reply was also in a humourous vein... it's you who took things that seriously...

EDIT : and editing your messages to make them more accurate after I already answered is a bit too easy, isn't it ? :wink:


So you respect the beliefs and practices pf Varg?
V.


I do, as long as he doesn't harm anyone... which he did btw... :P


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The Immortal Emokid wrote:
that's where we disagree... for me respect comes first, I don't have to think about it... maybe it has something to do with being a Buddhist or a Satanist... :roll:

but let me tell you V., we sure disagree on loads of things but we always maintain a calm, respectful tone and this, I like.


This is true, and it has to do with respect... you always present a fair and reasonable argument, unlike some others.
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The Immortal Emokid wrote:
valefor wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
tolerance = The capacity for or the practice of recognizing and respecting the beliefs or practices of others.

and, btw, my first reply was also in a humourous vein... it's you who took things that seriously...

EDIT : and editing your messages to make them more accurate after I already answered is a bit too easy, isn't it ? :wink:


So you respect the beliefs and practices pf Varg?
V.


I do, as long as he doesn't harm anyone... which he did btw... :P


Ahh, c'mon... Varg wouldn't hurt a fly. :lol:
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:24 pm 
sure.... if flies wore swastikas ! :lol:


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Really do not care that he killed Euronymous for he was IMO a shit-person..


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Dago the great Inquisitor has spoken ! :roll: tell me, wasn't your grand grand father's name Benito ? :lol:


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Well, no. :)


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valefor wrote:
I say change it back to the black hole of bullshit, and I think grind, all grind, except Carcass and ND is simply childish and probably the result of too much paint sniffing, thus it belongs in that category. I mean, honestly, its not even music, just a bunch ot sick shit used for shock value, and sadly, not funny at all, despite the valorous attempt to be so.
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Hey, valefor, I'm just wondering here. Other than Carcass and ND, did you just hear a couple of Anal Cunt songs in passing and decide that the remainder of the genre was completely worthless?

'Cause that don't sound like you, Val. It reeks of hypocrisy, and I don't mean the swedish death metal band.

You're one of those fellows always trying to persuade people who hate black metal and call it 'random screaming bullshit' to try and give it a second chance, but here you are, condemning an entire genre and calling it the 'end result of sniffing too much paint.'

I'm terribly sorry, Val, but out of the window hath gone my respect for you.

Go listen to Exploiting Dysfunction and Terrifyer, and then come back, and with a straight face, tell me that all grind besides ND and Carcass sucks and has no artistic value. I don't believe you could do it.

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Dead Machine wrote:
valefor wrote:
I say change it back to the black hole of bullshit, and I think grind, all grind, except Carcass and ND is simply childish and probably the result of too much paint sniffing, thus it belongs in that category. I mean, honestly, its not even music, just a bunch ot sick shit used for shock value, and sadly, not funny at all, despite the valorous attempt to be so.
V.


Hey, valefor, I'm just wondering here. Other than Carcass and ND, did you just hear a couple of Anal Cunt songs in passing and decide that the remainder of the genre was completely worthless?

'Cause that don't sound like you, Val. It reeks of hypocrisy, and I don't mean the swedish death metal band.

You're one of those fellows always trying to persuade people who hate black metal and call it 'random screaming bullshit' to try and give it a second chance, but here you are, condemning an entire genre and calling it the 'end result of sniffing too much paint.'

I'm terribly sorry, Val, but out of the window hath gone my respect for you.

Go listen to Exploiting Dysfunction and Terrifyer, and then come back, and with a straight face, tell me that all grind besides ND and Carcass sucks and has no artistic value. I don't believe you could do it.

Cheers,
Dead Machine.


I've heard enough to know I don't like it and I think that the whole concept is ridiculous.Tthere are probably a few bands that are more worthy, but I am not going chase them down, due to a) lack of time, b) lack of money and c) why would I chase down the few good grind bands when there are countless other Bm bands that I want to hear?
And when have I EVER tried to persuade anyone to listen to Bm? I honestly don't give a damn what you or anyone else listens to.
And technical prowess means zero to me if the music sucks.
This may come as a shock to you, but, I don't give one ripe fuck if I have your respect or not, frankly.
And to be fair you have made some posts that have diminished your stature in my eyes as well, though I had the bearing to refrain from stating as much, something you obviously lack... and no, I am not going to chase them down , because I really don't care enough about this whole farce to do so, just rest assured that that is the case.
Cheers back at ya!.
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valefor wrote:
I've heard enough to know I don't like it and I think that the whole concept is ridiculous.Tthere are probably a few bands that are more worthy, but I am not going chase them down, due to a) lack of time, b) lack of money and c) why would I chase down the few good grind bands when there are countless other Bm bands that I want to hear?
And when have I EVER tried to persuade anyone to listen to Bm? I honestly don't give a damn what you or anyone else listens to.
And technical prowess means zero to me if the music sucks.
This may come as a shock to you, but, I don't give one ripe fuck if I have your respect or not, frankly.
And to be fair you have made some posts that have diminished your stature in my eyes as well, though I had the bearing to refrain from stating as much, something you obviously lack... and no, I am not going to chase them down , because I really don't care enough about this whole farce to do so, just rest assured that that is the case.
Cheers back at ya!.
V.


EDIT- I have figured out why I bothered to inform you of my losing respect for you in the first place: because it pissed me off to see one of the more articulate and obviously intelligent posters on this board engage in genre stereotyping, something that I utterly despise in all forms (at least related to metal, I don't think there's any such thing as good bubblegum pop, but I'm rambling here), and as such, this led me to write not only ONE useless post, but TWO useless posts. This one has been deleted, because it was not only useless and tedious, it was plain fucking stupid and I'm ashamed that I wrote it in the first place.

Hell, I don't know why I wasted my time doing or saying a lot of things on this board in the first place, like defending a bunch of statements that I made against Gast1's nitpicking, but I digress.

I apologize for having an overinflated sense of self-importance that led me to condemn and judge you for no fucking reason other than the fact that you simply don't like grindcore, and to be honest, I can't really blame you. It's hard-to-like music, much harder to like then black metal, and probably not as ultimately rewarding. I like it, but I shouldn't bother forcing my opinions on you, because you've got your mind made up, and to try and keep talking would make me no better than that biblefucking Jehovah's Witness that visits my Riverdale apartment every Sunday at exactly 6:30 AM, who apparently has decided that he will be the one who personally pulls me back from the brink of hell.

Sorry, valefor. I do hope that you understand whatever message there is in this other rambling, tedious post, and accept it for what it is.

Cheers again,
Dead Machine.


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Dead Machine wrote:
valefor wrote:
I've heard enough to know I don't like it and I think that the whole concept is ridiculous.Tthere are probably a few bands that are more worthy, but I am not going chase them down, due to a) lack of time, b) lack of money and c) why would I chase down the few good grind bands when there are countless other Bm bands that I want to hear?
And when have I EVER tried to persuade anyone to listen to Bm? I honestly don't give a damn what you or anyone else listens to.
And technical prowess means zero to me if the music sucks.
This may come as a shock to you, but, I don't give one ripe fuck if I have your respect or not, frankly.
And to be fair you have made some posts that have diminished your stature in my eyes as well, though I had the bearing to refrain from stating as much, something you obviously lack... and no, I am not going to chase them down , because I really don't care enough about this whole farce to do so, just rest assured that that is the case.
Cheers back at ya!.
V.


EDIT- I have figured out why I bothered to inform you of my losing respect for you in the first place: because it pissed me off to see one of the more articulate and obviously intelligent posters on this board engage in genre stereotyping, something that I utterly despise in all forms (at least related to metal, I don't think there's any such thing as good bubblegum pop, but I'm rambling here), and as such, this led me to write not only ONE useless post, but TWO useless posts. This one has been deleted, because it was not only useless and tedious, it was plain fucking stupid and I'm ashamed that I wrote it in the first place.

Hell, I don't know why I wasted my time doing or saying a lot of things on this board in the first place, like defending a bunch of statements that I made against Gast1's nitpicking, but I digress.

I apologize for having an overinflated sense of self-importance that led me to condemn and judge you for no fucking reason other than the fact that you simply don't like grindcore, and to be honest, I can't really blame you. It's hard-to-like music, much harder to like then black metal, and probably not as ultimately rewarding. I like it, but I shouldn't bother forcing my opinions on you, because you've got your mind made up, and to try and keep talking would make me no better than that biblefucking Jehovah's Witness that visits my Riverdale apartment every Sunday at exactly 6:30 AM, who apparently has decided that he will be the one who personally pulls me back from the brink of hell.

Sorry, valefor. I do hope that you understand whatever message there is in this other rambling, tedious post, and accept it for what it is.

Cheers again,
Dead Machine.


Hey man, its cool... I will be the first to admit that I am far from an expert on grind, but it seems to me that roughly 90% of it has song titles like "cum-covered c-section", "fetus gargle" or whatnot. You have to admit that is more than a little sick. But if there are good grind bands that actually have something to say (like Napalm Death), than they are of course excluded from my, perhaps inaccurate, general condemnation.
If someone doesn't like Bm I usually ask why, and I can totally understand why many do not; it is not for everyone, etc.
Anyways, no hard feelings, and JW's are the worst... you can always spot 'em: a couple of pencil-neck squares that make Urkel look like fucking James Bond, all decked out in their short-sleeved shirts/clip-on neckties and g-a-y assed little safety helmets, while riding on their faggoty precious little bikes, which they always ride like sissies all wobbly and over cautious because they are obviously afraid they will fall off and get a boo-boo.
Hails and cheers!
V.


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You haven't lost your virginity yet, have you.


No, but what that has to do with anything is beyond me.

Besides, I'd rather lose it at my time of choice (I've had two opportunities thus far) then just be raped by my sisters as you undoubtably were.

Keep in mind that I really don't give a shit about what you think, and insult me with that in mind, aight?


Looks like the convoy took a direct hit. :D

Remember, don't give it if you can't take it!


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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Grindcore reminds me of that knucklehead that is always at a party, the one with the shaved head and goatee beard, rail thin and with the world's angriest facial expression. He turns up because he either lives on that street or was informed by a friend of a friend. He's only there to steal beer and/or pick a fight with someone's girlfriend. A few weeks later the house with the party has been burglarised and sure enough, grindcore fan has been arrested. He then goes to court but is let off because his defence of "I fuckin' didn't fuckin' do nuthin' ya fuckin' fuck" is accepted by the crooked judge. That same day he celebrates by getting another tattoo on his neck, and afterwards goes to his mother's place to steal some cash and punch another hole in her wall. After an busy day bumming smokes off people, grindcore fan steals a bottle of turpentine from the local hardware store and drinks it until he shits his pants and passes out in a McDonald's carpark.



Whahahaha! That was pretty funny, dude! I don't know why people here take your posts so seriously. I guess I'm the only one that found it funny, but that might be because I'm not into Grind what-so-ever. :oops:


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valefor wrote:
Hey man, its cool... I will be the first to admit that I am far from an expert on grind, but it seems to me that roughly 90% of it has song titles like "cum-covered c-section", "fetus gargle"


Actually, those are usually the band names. Some actual grind song titles:

1. Orgasm of the Paraplegic
2. Vaginally Sodomized
3. Clitoral Dectomy
4. Defecation Delicacy
5. Fingering the Rot



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or whatnot. You have to admit that is more than a little sick. But if there are good grind bands that actually have something to say (like Napalm Death), than they are of course excluded from my, perhaps inaccurate, general condemnation.


I still say you should try out some Pig Destroyer. They're sick, but in a Burroughs-Naked Lunch-sort-of-way, not a man-this-is-gross sort of way.

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If someone doesn't like Bm I usually ask why, and I can totally understand why many do not; it is not for everyone, etc.
Anyways, no hard feelings, and JW's are the worst... you can always spot 'em: a couple of pencil-neck squares that make Urkel look like fucking James Bond, all decked out in their short-sleeved shirts/clip-on neckties and g-a-y assed little safety helmets, while riding on their faggoty precious little bikes, which they always ride like sissies all wobbly and over cautious because they are obviously afraid they will fall off and get a boo-boo.
Hails and cheers!
V.


You wouldn't be surprised by the fact that you just EXACTLY described that fellow, would you?

Hails and cheers back at you,
Dead Machine.


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Dead Machine wrote:
valefor wrote:
Hey man, its cool... I will be the first to admit that I am far from an expert on grind, but it seems to me that roughly 90% of it has song titles like "cum-covered c-section", "fetus gargle"


Actually, those are usually the band names. Some actual grind song titles:

1. Orgasm of the Paraplegic
2. Vaginally Sodomized
3. Clitoral Dectomy
4. Defecation Delicacy
5. Fingering the Rot



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or whatnot. You have to admit that is more than a little sick. But if there are good grind bands that actually have something to say (like Napalm Death), than they are of course excluded from my, perhaps inaccurate, general condemnation.


I still say you should try out some Pig Destroyer. They're sick, but in a Burroughs-Naked Lunch-sort-of-way, not a man-this-is-gross sort of way.

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If someone doesn't like Bm I usually ask why, and I can totally understand why many do not; it is not for everyone, etc.
Anyways, no hard feelings, and JW's are the worst... you can always spot 'em: a couple of pencil-neck squares that make Urkel look like fucking James Bond, all decked out in their short-sleeved shirts/clip-on neckties and g-a-y assed little safety helmets, while riding on their faggoty precious little bikes, which they always ride like sissies all wobbly and over cautious because they are obviously afraid they will fall off and get a boo-boo.
Hails and cheers!
V.


You wouldn't be surprised by the fact that you just EXACTLY described that fellow, would you?

Hails and cheers back at you,
Dead Machine.


Pig Destroyer I have not heard perhaps I will give them a spin...
and no, I am not surprised at all at the accuracy in my description of the 'Witness... I am convinced they are produced in some geek factory. That would explain the glazedeyedslickchinslackjaw drivel they all bleat verbatim
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