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I'd just like to my new avatar is extremely awesome.


I'd just like to not as awesome as mine.
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1k posts.

w00t

I've been on here for almost 3 years tho, I guess that shows
how little I post...:)

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Holy shit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alain_Robert

http://www.popular-pics.com/Spiderman_A ... aysia.aspx

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Holy shit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alain_Robert

http://www.popular-pics.com/Spiderman_A ... aysia.aspx

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That guy is sick.
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http://www.goddessintheirgarden.com/shi ... 202008.jpg

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20 reviews, a live report and a classics review?

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Wintermute wrote:
20 reviews, a live report and a classics review?

High-five metalreviews.
I was impressed.
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Goat
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traptunderice wrote:
Wintermute wrote:
20 reviews, a live report and a classics review?

High-five metalreviews.
I was impressed.


Yeah baby.
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Jesus. New Hieronymous Bosch is out! :dio:
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Just to piss rio off:

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews. ... piria.html
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Haha, what a lame-o. Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Grand Belial's Tea.

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According to numerous sources, it’s Dario Argento’s horror masterpiece. So why was I laughing? And checking my watch? Or spending half the time in the kitchen hunting for potato chips?


Need I answer this? Hint: it's because you are a clueless noob philistine.

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It’s loud, obnoxious, unrelenting, and wholly without sense.


Wwwaaaahhhh I can't understand it and loud music hurts my ears. This is horror, not My Little Pony.

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One by one, the girls are murdered by unseen forces, though at no time is a sense of terror generated. It’s kinda funny when the one chick falls into a pit of razor wire, which may represent feminism’s frantic attack against patriarchy. Or a metaphor for life under Il Duce.


I really can't explain this... You've overanalysed it looking for feminist allegory? Check. You've pointed out that it's unusual to have pits of razorwire in a dance academy and pondered what this could symbolise? Check. You've even brought Mussolini into it? Check! Then why you can't feel a sense of terror is beyond me...

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Not scary, not entertaining, horribly acted, and containing the cinema’s worst musical score.


I'm sorry, but when one part of this quadrilogy of "offences" is so hopelessly braindead, how can you take the rest of it seriously?

Back to school for you, Ruthless Noobs...
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Jesus. New Hieronymous Bosch is out! :dio:


Is it any good?
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Dago
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Dago wrote:
Jesus. New Hieronymous Bosch is out! :dio:


Is it any good?


These guys never fuck around.
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Haha, what a lame-o. Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Grand Belial's Tea.

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According to numerous sources, it’s Dario Argento’s horror masterpiece. So why was I laughing? And checking my watch? Or spending half the time in the kitchen hunting for potato chips?


Need I answer this? Hint: it's because you are a clueless noob philistine.

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It’s loud, obnoxious, unrelenting, and wholly without sense.


Wwwaaaahhhh I can't understand it and loud music hurts my ears. This is horror, not My Little Pony.

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One by one, the girls are murdered by unseen forces, though at no time is a sense of terror generated. It’s kinda funny when the one chick falls into a pit of razor wire, which may represent feminism’s frantic attack against patriarchy. Or a metaphor for life under Il Duce.


I really can't explain this... You've overanalysed it looking for feminist allegory? Check. You've pointed out that it's unusual to have pits of razorwire in a dance academy and pondered what this could symbolise? Check. You've even brought Mussolini into it? Check! Then why you can't feel a sense of terror is beyond me...

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Not scary, not entertaining, horribly acted, and containing the cinema’s worst musical score.


I'm sorry, but when one part of this quadrilogy of "offences" is so hopelessly braindead, how can you take the rest of it seriously?

Back to school for you, Ruthless Noobs...


:lol: :lol: Say what you like about the place, it's entertaining.
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