Metal Reviews

that's everything but awesome. these jerks give metal a bad name!

It's just... funny!
They constantly profess the desire to die, they should be happy! Remember those youtube links noodles posted, of some canadian emo girl being utterly insufferable? That makes even me want to punch someone.

Dude, they're just typical confused teenagers. They want attention more than anything else.

Clinically suicidal people don't act like emo kids.

Well, they got attention, and maybe they learned that dying isn't so cool after all.

All the emo kids I've have been irritatingly cheery souls.

Hurray then! The next time a little kid wants attention I'm going to run him over with a car! Its okay because he really likes cars so I'm just trying to teach him that cars can be dangerous.

Really, how the fuck are you trying to justify this? Are you now somehow pretending that this is all okay because the emos got a lesson about the value of life? Are you advocating that people who want attention should be beaten up, because there's clearly no difference between the attention they want and the attention you give by beating them? Frigid's Guide to Parenting: If your kid's going through a depression phase, then beat the shit out of him with a mob at your back to show him your love and to give him some attention, and to teach him some valuable life lessons!

To add to this, Frigid, I note that you like the band Stormwarrior and their latest album, Heading Northe. Well, the song Heading Northe has these lyrics:

"I've conquered oh the stormy seas
Laid waste the foreign shores
The scars of countless victories
revive the days of yore "

So I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're going to get you into a Viking shield wall to fight the British army on the shores of England. I mean, you don't have much training and they'll have guns so chances are you'll die in your first battle, but maybe that will teach you that Viking raids and battles aren't so cool after all so it'll be okay!

I wouldn't mind dying like that

Look, i'm not trying to justify violence, but for some reason emos really make me want to beat the shit out of them. People get beat up every single day. This doesn't make it ok, but in my opinion, some of it went to where it belonged. Ok, I'm a bad person, I enjoyed reading about this.

whenever i've gone to a metal show the only hot girls have been with emo guys so trying to scare off emo guys is counterproductive to being heterosexual?

also endorsing the beating of emo kids by metalheads causes all sorts of unsolveable dilemmas such as: what do we do with this guy

I don't get it. What's your point??

beating up the (probably gay) friends of hot girls makes the hot girls go away

You probably don't want a hot girl who's hanging out with emos anyway.

you don't want hot girls? gay.

There is a fucking limit dude, what the hell? 100 fags against 3 emokids is just to much man. I bet someone wants to beat the living crap out of you to.

Oh, come on. If you're talking about the clip I think you're talking about, it makes you want to hug them and say, 'there, there, everything's going to be ok', not beat them like Cromwell in Ireland!

I think Fridge is trolling here.

HEHEHE, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME... NO, MORE THAN AWESOME; FUCKIN BRILLIANT!
Wouldn't it, frig?

Many think Power Metal is gay, they may want to kick your ass in for wearing a Sonata Arctica shirt.
And that would be AWESOME!!!

I watched this last week on Blabber. I don't agree with what they did, honestly. Yeah, we're metalheads, we're strong and brutal and shit etc. But whackin the emos publicly is not just showing who's stronger, but actually showing who's dumber. You're just giving the public the wrong impression about metalheads (as if they saw us as any good in the 1st place). If you wanna bash some people up, do it at gigs. That's what happens here in Malaysia and all of us have mutually agreed to lay off the street fights to avoid any police interventions etc.

And besides, having hundreds of metalheads bash up a mere few emos is just plain bullying. Nothing smart and great about what those Mexicans did, just amplifying the "DUMBASS" brand over our foreheads.

You're a fag (hahahahaha, just fuckin')

What's the point of NOT scaring the emo guys? It's not like you're gonna have his girl if he's there anyway.

WHAAAAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! 100 guys on one emo guy and 2 girls! that is EXTREMELY pathetic dude. As someone said it just puts pussy stamp on foreheads of all of us. I'm ashamed for enjoying the same kind of music as those assholes. Really pathetic dude. And that kid they were beating, just look at him he looks so fucking weak, You should be ashamed too Firigid, Be ashamed be very ahsamed...dude! how can you listen to Sonata!? (be even more ashamed for that too)

Another reason why you should be ashamed of for listening to Sonata:

"I fuckin hate Power Metal. That's kindergarten metal."
The great Schmier of Destruction