http://jn.sapo.pt/2007/09/21/policia_e_ ... ifico.html
it's in Portuguese but it's so surreal i'll translate part of it (and if your spanish is good you may be able to read the actual story):
Murdered for simulating sex with a refrigerator
so the killer was having lunch at a restaurant, and the victim, a 40-something year-old austrian, walked in drunk and simulated sex with a refrigerator. the killer interpreted that as an offense to his girlfriend, and couldn't get that off his mind while he worked in the field that day, throughout which he took drugs, he confessed.
despite his colleagues' advice to just forget about it, he decided to meet the austrian, and took a machete* just to be safe (wtf?).
they talked and smoked 2 joints, and the austrian commented that the killer's girlfriend might one day be his. it must've gone something like this:
"i know you're stoned and have a machete, but i thought i'd let you know that your gf may be mine some day".
the killer confessed he lost control, and the victim had 16 cuts in the head alone.
later, a swiss guy (who is being investigated for allegedly burning the bloodstained clothes) went to the victim's home with the killer, who cut the austrian a few more times. shocked with what he saw, he dropped his kid off in a "hiding place" (wtf, he brought his kid?!) and, in his own words, "we went off to get drunk somewhere else".
* the original report said "catana". i think they are referring to something like this:
a portuguese village with austrians and swiss, stoned agricultors, machete killings...