Metal Reviews

Hoest is recently out of jail, so i'll guess they pick up where they left off.

He was in jail again?

yes...some violence thing...it is some months ago though... i just haven't heard since i read on the website.

HOLY SHIT GUYS, HOLY SHIT.

I went to this death metal show a few mights ago, and saw some things I have never seen at a metal show before.

Firstly, whilst every band was playing, there were people hanging from teh ceiling; "professional" body peirces suspended from the ceiling with hooks in their backs, knees, or sometimes both. They had their "team" push and swing them around the room the whole time.

The first band was a shitty hardcore band, can't really comment on them.

The second was a pretty good grindcore band, with a crazy guitar player. The guy during their set was hanging by his knees and kept getting pushed into one of the monitors, and cut his ear pretty bad.

Enfold Darkness was the thrid band, and were the best band out of the three, in terms of songwriting. Good melodic death / black metal, but nothing amazing.

But the fourth band, the headliner....Butcherpriest put on the best fucking show I have seen in a while. One of their fans / friends had a birthday that night, and the band began by taking a chainsaw to a cake of mud placed right in the middle of the floor. After he climbed back on stage, there was a young girl who got up on stage with the band and began dancing. Then her shirt fell off. After about 5 minutes, she took off her bra and revealed her young, illegal tits to the entire audience and kept on dancing. The female vocalist of Butcherpriest licked her nipple for a few seconds, and then everything started going really crazy.

The band pulled up as many people as they could fit on the stage, and they started going crazy. A rapper (who I assume was a friend of one of hte band members) came in and did one of his songs during the band's set. After he left, Vanity (the scantily clad chick singer) crowd surfed, and almost got thrown on the floor.

Anyway, it ended with a great performance, full of fake blood, mud, and lots of sweat. The bassist of the band (who was naked the whole time) went crazy and broke the band's banner, his bass, and one of the speakers if I'm not mistaken.

Enfold Darkness may have had better constructed songs, but Butcherpriest put on the best show I have seen in forever. If they ever make it to your town, you must go see them. It was fucking insane.

Damn! that sounds awesome!

I kinda feel bad for tha tgirl. She seriously did not look older than 15.

Right next to the stage is a door that leads outside to a real shitty part of town (with a giant porn store 20 paces away, and more bums than you can imagine). After she got off stage, she was just wearing short shorts, and apparently walked outside. That may sound bad enough, but it was hovering around freezing that night. I hope she didn't get killed / raped.

killed? wouldn't that be all over the news? and why the hell did she walk out there?

Sounds suspicious. Are you sure she was underage, Dylan? Some grown women can have small breasts, 'tis an odd thing to be sure. Might've been a band plant, as well.

Yeah I know, but...nothing about her seemed over 18. She had a very young face and had on a green wrist band (meaning she couldn't drink, so she definitely wasn't 21. Yeah, you have to be 21 to drink in America. That's a discussion for another day...) Anyway, several of her friends were also freaking out saying that she was underage, and word quickly spread throughout the club. This was of course after she left the building. I assume she left because it was either that, or try and safely wade through a bunch of older, bigger guys with your top off. Now of course, I didn't speak to her directly, or have any sort of way to officialy confirm she was younger than 18, but if it quacks like a duck...

No one got it on tape, so I don't think the club owner will get in trouble.

The girl I'm talking about is the one in the red bra:

Yikes.

Looks like she *could* be 18, but walking out topless.....thats pretty dumb

Maybe she bought some clothes from the porn store

Anyway i hope she didnt get raped/killed. Read the papers and tell us Dylan.



Also, LOL at the poster in the back

Wouldn't touch either of them with a bargpole, to be honest. What sort of vocalist was she, growler, screamer, yeller?

Screamer, with a little bit of growling. The male singer did most of the work, while she did backing vocals and a whole lot of belly-dancing / pseudo stripping.

I saw Fake Gorgoroth the other night. They were ok but blasty black metal is not my thang.

Enthroned and Tyrant were the support, they were both better.

Oh yeah, the two different versions. Is this Gaahl and King Ov Hell's?

Yeah, since they kicked Infernus out they kept the full Gorogorth infrastructure (website, tourdates, record deal).

While Gaahl may have a point about Infernus being a fuck-up that was only going to let the fans down by cancelling more tours and not writing any songs, its pretty low to basically steal a guy's band rather than having the balls to just quit and start again from scratch.

That's what makes him Gaahl.