Metal Reviews

are the ovaries there? if so, i can finally perform the legendary headbutt to the ovaries.

anyways, i have only one exam to go, strategic marketing (complete bs subject, 90% of it is mindless babble like the "4 p's" and "3 a's" and other useless garbage).

Well, it usually takes a special effort on the part of the woman to rack up the neccessary percentage. This is achieved through her "taking charge" and, contrary to the starfish position, taking a more proactive....um....

*realises is giving sex lessons online and stops*

That is where they are, although unless you're in possession of serious ninja skills, you're far more likely to hit the hipbones. Which would be painful and possibly quite damaging, but they also might break your head as well.

Menstruation, alas, is often a terrible thing. I had to be on prescription muscle relaxants when I was younger, and any pill containing hormones has an even chance of killing me quite dead from a blood clot. There are some advantages to being female, but I often think it's a tossup as to whether they outweigh the disadvantages.


The women's college alumna says, "Ladies, sometimes the only way to get the job done is to handle your business yourselves."

yup.. i agree with Carnifex, and while we're at it i'll will extend that idea... if woman want a clean house she can do it herself, if she wants fucking dinner she can cook it herself.. how is that the husband responsibility, anyway?!? .. only girly men clean and cook... manly men lay on the couch while drinking beer, served by his woman.


i salute you Carnifexy

Guys like watching that too so its win-win

We need a 'Would you consider changing your sex?' thread.

Right now i would. I just got out of work at a lynard skynard concert. I ws the bitch at the several bars around the pavilion and ran around like a mad man. I had to bar tend in the cocktail lounge when the bar was open ( durring doobie brothers and first half of skynard). After all my running back and forth around a pavilion that hold 6,000 carrying cases of booze ( that i can't drink ) I cant move. The cocktail waitreses are dumber than a box of rocks and they just started working there. between the 5 of them they made 1,000 in tips. I wish I was a girl who could frolick around, bending over tables and spilling my tits every where for wads of money. When they gave me my share of the tips i had $26.

Frustrated. Finding a job is harrrrrd. Especially 'cuz I'm 17 and have no previous experience.

I need money for bass lessons, dammit.

Of course we clean and cook for ourselves, right after we get home from work. How else do we afford our own domiciles and food, which we need not rely on a layabout man to pay for? I'm glad you agree that men are superfluous creatures.

What's most frustrating is how both sexes continue to propogate sterotypes that stopped being relevant around the '70s. Sure, there are lazy men and lazy women, but generalising is TEH SEXISTS. Yes.

don't be silly, woman. Men are not superflous creatures.. without us telling you to cook and clean you wouldn't get the job done in the first place

Star Trek IX: So Very Tired

.....haha (?)

I don't usually post in this thread but now a fucking fly is fucking in love with my laptops monitor and it's driving me insane. And I just wanted to let it out or I'd start screaming. Flies are definitely one of the most annoying living things in the whole universe.

I'M FREE! FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!

my last exam was today, i have a 50/50 pass/fail chance but i don't care. it's a BS subject (strategic marketing), i'm sure i'll pass it net year if i have to.

went to a classmate's party today, we had bbq, beer and an open swimming pool so yeah it was pretty cool. also i saw "miss freshman 2005" in a bikini, which is also nice i guess

i had to post, i'm sooooooooo happy that exams are finally over!!

Annoyed. Washing with a cast on is hard. I have to tie a fucking bin bag around my leg and hop around a tiny shower, and I come out more covered in sweat than when I went in

once i broke my right wrist, and tried jerking off with my left hand.

but yeah it sucked to shower with a bag around my arm, but it must be even worse when it's your leg that's covered in a cast.

Ooh I know exactly how that feels because I did the same for about 1 month in april. It's much easier if you have a bathtub cause you can sit down and hang your leg outside of the tub. Otherwise try taking a small stool inside the shower and sitting on it with your leg outside the shower curtain. Also if you want to avoid moisture or water getting in you can tie a towel just inside where you tied the bag.

On another note, the expression "cast on is hard" sounds funny!

Sage advice, Antonakis. It's hard in my shower because it's really small and has a solid door rather than a curtain. I do however, have a bathtub. I thought about doing it like you said, but for some reason decided not to and had a shower. I shall next time

And lol @ azrael

pissed off!

the one day when i actually needed my cell phone, i didn't have it because i left it at a friend's house. i just missed out on two parties, one bbq and one with pizza (PIZZA! PIZZA!!!) because apparently people completely forgot THAT I HAVE A PHONE AT MY HOUSE, YOU KNOW.

dammit.