Metal Reviews

he tried to kick me and i made him lose his balance

ha ha... i really can't imaging that he punched you, falled over and ran away.. seems rather weird, unless.. it was a sketch


Edit: ah.. i see.. nice job, for a non-violent person that is.

I feel like smoking but it's not allowed here. Damn.

Sounds to me like you got up and went back to bed and just forgot you did the stuff.

This happens to me but i can't go back to sleep so i end up rocking the x-box at 4 in the am

Sprained me thumb...

dumb ass bartender kicking doors open.

Takin a road trip in about 2 hours. Driving to Boston after work.. GOing to be on the road for about 5 hours and I feel like bailing but I bitched so much about the trip the other day and then agreed to go, so I cant really bitch anymore. God damn I hate it when I use up all of my bitch rights.



bitch bitch bitch

Alright dudes and dudettes, I'm a bit miffed, but mostly jolly. Here is the funny story:

Today was pay day at work. The following picture documents how I was feeling and what I was wearing (the nevermore shirt is essential to the story) Remember, it's friday, I just bought this cool-ass shirt yesterday, and I finally figured out how to correctly transfer from my current uni to another one, so I was in a really good mood:



So anyway, I go to the counter where I normally pick up my check. After finding out that they are all in another room, I politely say ok, smile and walk off. Then the lady at the counter says, "Hmm...Nevermore, is that a band?" After excitedly telling her they were my favorite band, briefly mentioning that they are from Seattle and have a really great singer, she says "uh-huh" like she is not really listening, for she has somehting else to say. Then... she says it:

"Metal, hmm... are they satanic?" At this point, I was contemplating saying "of course they're fucking satanic", but rather than be rude, I gave a small chuckle and said "No". Now, after I establish they are not satanic, she says THIS:

"BUT THERE IS A DEMON ON YOU'RE SHIRT."

I start laughing more now and said just cause it looks intimidating doesn't mean it's a demon.

At that point she gave up and I walked off. Much hilarity ensued.

I guess since I was neither apologetic, nor rude, she wasn't quite sure how to react. All I know is that this shirt just got a whole lot cooler.

rage on..

So I'm on prac now, and I'm not exactly at a school. It's this distance education thing where I teach kids over the phone. There is quite a mix of reasons that they don't go to regular schools (living out in the country, home schooling, phobias, etc), and so they all gather together for these phone classes.

Anyway, my first couple of lessons have been "get to know you" sessions. I had a bunch of year 8s (12-13 year olds) from the country on the phone and I was asking them about their hobbies and so on. It turns out that one kid is absolutely obsessed with guns. I asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up and his reply was, "I want to live on an island and shoot orang-utans."



Oooooh kay. So, we were about 20 minutes into the lesson when we started to talk about the drought and how it is affecting rural properties. One girl said that all her cows were dying so her father had to go out and shoot them all in the head. Then I heard the gun kid whisper, "That's the best part..."

What a little shit. I've only ever met one kid like that in my life. He also claims his uncle is in the russian mafia, and plays up any minor injury to get out of school for months

I didn't actually sprain my thumb afterall. What happened was this guy banged on the back door of my work to get in, the guys on the other side heard him banging so they came to open the door. But the stupid ass held the door shut, so the guy on the other side went to kick the door at this time Glen (the guy holding the door shut) backs off and Rob (the bartender who kicked the door) kicks the door with all his might. The door swung open very fast, Glen almost got hit in the head but moved just in time. I though had no time to react. I brought my left hand up to stop the door and it hit my index finger and thumb on my hand. At first I thought I was going to be ok because it didn't really hurt. But after 30 seconds or so the pain set in. It felt like it was sprained. But I could move it, and whenever I stopped moving the pain would return, so for the next 30 minutes while I stood there with the guys from work I continiously spun my thumb in circles. I got home and iced it immediately. After about 2 hours of icing it I looked at it and there was no swelling or bruising, but it hurt like a bitch. The next day some bruising appeared, it now hurts really badly and it feels like when you bounce a basketball and it comes up and hits your finger. Except for the basketball was a big steel door and the bounce was an annoyed guy kicking it.

last night i went to my friend's birthday dinner, and there were like 17 people on each side of the table, and i was right in the middle and against the wall. dumbest decision ever. i felt like Tycho Brahe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_brahe#Death

eventually i had to force 8 people to get up, but it was either that or pissing my pants.

I tend to hold it in as long as possible, as there is no way I am using most public toilets

if you're a guy, then i honestly can't understand your problem. you can just whip out the old sword of destiny and take a leak. taking a shit is another thing entirely, but you can take a leak just about anywhere. at worse you get some piss on your shoes.

well.. public toilets smell very bad .. and if you meet George Michael you're fucking screwed!

I'm so relieved now. This weekend I had way too much homework that a high school student should have.

Atleast my independent study is over and done with now.

i get out of school in 9 days. Then only got half days for a semester next year then i gotta get a job and go to college....this cusks

i don't think i've ever seen someone say "this sucks" to the prospect of going to college before, Husker. fag.

it's not goin to college that sucks its gettin a job. im doin Music classes at college so it should be pretty tight ...maybe i'l find serious musicians there to form a funk band....

Lucky bums that get out of school earlier than me.
My brother is taking summer classes, and I'm pretty sure he'll be finished those classes before I'm even done!

Exams start the 19th of JUNE.